Volume 1 Little Things in the Big City Chapter 51 Where is my donkey!
Xiao Jinyan fled from Qingfeng Temple in a panic, afraid that Yu Wenshuang would be ambushed on the way back, so he did not choose the original way to go down the mountain, but ran into it along a small road in the back mountain. The femme fatale chased after him closely, he panicked, and specially picked a remote road to move forward, although he escaped Song Cuihua's pursuit, he found that he was lost in the mountains.
Just after the rain, there was a heavy fog in the mountains, and Xiao Jinyan didn't know where he was, so he had to find a way forward. There was mud on the road, and in order to prevent a master tracker, he tried to step on the rocks or escape from the trees with light skills.
In this kind of mountain forest, there are wild beasts infested, and Xiao Jinyan encountered a wild wolf foraging for food. Xiao Jinyan is in the middle realm of Xuanxuan, and he has no problem dealing with a few hungry wolves, but he is afraid of startling the grass and attracting enemies. He hid in a pine tree for about half an hour, and Xiao Jinyan didn't see the pursuers, and he was relieved.
He jumped down from the tree, and slandered in his heart, Yu Wenshuang, this little girl tossed me three times and twice, I am embarrassed, and when she falls into my hands one day, I will let her taste my methods. Just as he was thinking wildly, his feet suddenly tightened, his feet were covered, the rope sounded, Xiao Jinyan screamed, and was hung upside down on a crooked-necked pine tree.
Xiao Jinyan wanted to use internal force to break the rope, but he didn't know what material the rope was made of.
Xiao Jinyan was shocked, "Who is plotting against me?"
In a moment he heard footsteps, an urn-clad voice, "My donkey!"
Xiao Jinyan saw a young monk with thick eyebrows and big eyes and a stout body, and ran over to this side. The monk was barefoot, his robe was tattered, and he was carrying a stainless steel Zen staff in his hand.
The monk shouted "my donkey" while running, and when he came to him, the monk saw Xiao Jinyan and said "Huh", and said angrily, "Why are you?"
Xiao Jinyan's feet were trapped, and he didn't have a good breath, "I also wonder why it's me, is there some misunderstanding between us?"
The monk said, "You have ruined my good deeds!"
Xiao Jinyan was puzzled, "Monk, let's be reasonable, it's obvious that your organ has trapped me, why do you want me to do a good thing to you?" ”
The monk shook his head and said, "You compensate me for my donkey!"
Xiao Jinyan saw that the monk was talking with an urn and an urn, and a tendon recognized his donkey, and it didn't seem that his head was very good, so he learned to call the donkey twice, "Monk, I'm a donkey, you put it down quickly, I'll go with you." ”
The monk exclaimed, "Are you a donkey demon?"
Xiao Jinyan didn't have a good breath and said, "You are the donkey demon!"
"I knew you lied to me! You don't know how hateful this donkey is, the honey I have worked so hard to pick was eaten by it in one bite, I have not eaten for three days and three nights, I have caught it, I have made ten or eight donkey meat to burn, I chased it here, it played hide and seek with me, I set two traps, who knows that the donkey did not catch, but man caught one. ”
Xiao Jinyan said: "Isn't it just donkey meat burned, you let me down, I invite you!"
The monk asked, "Really?"
Xiao Jinyan wanted to pat his chest, but this posture was a little uncomfortable, and he raised his hand downward, "I swear to the sky, no, I swear to the ground, if you let me down, I will take you to Yangzhou City, eat the best and most expensive donkey meat, and be full!"
The monk pondered, "No, Master said, I am more honest and honest, and I am easily deceived, and you people in the rivers and lakes are the most hateful, and you can't believe what you say! You wait here, I'll ask my master first." ”
"Where is your master?"
The monk said: "In Luoyang White Horse Temple, my master is very capable!"
Xiao Jinyan pondered, this wilderness, there is no village in front of the village, there is no store in the back, when you arrive in Luoyang, I am afraid that I will become a human being, this monk was stunned, I had to ignore my conscience and deceive him, so I said: "I don't know the number of the teacher?"
The monk said, "The name of the Lingshi is Zen Master Liqun, and his old man is the abbot of the White Horse Temple!"
Xiao Jinyan sighed, "It turned out to be Master Liqun's tall feet, it's really disrespectful, speaking of which, I still know your master!"
The monk fox asked, "Really?"
"Lie to you that you're a puppy. ”
"How do puppies bark?"
"Wow!"
The monk pointed at Xiao Jinyan, "Look, you lied to me!"
Xiao Jinyan was depressed in his heart, this monk's brain turned very fast, and he said: "By the way, I suddenly remembered, have you seen a donkey with two heads?"
The monk said that donkeys have one head, where is the truth that there are two heads?
"I have a donkey at home, so I have two heads, one eats and the other talks, if you let me down, I will take you to see it. ”
The monk smiled and said, "You are stupid to me, you are full of nonsense, I ignore you, I will catch my donkey!" After that, he picked up his Zen staff and walked towards the depths of the forest, Xiao Jinyan shouted behind him, and he didn't see him look back.
Seeing that it was getting late, and the weather was getting colder, it was still a trivial matter, and some mosquitoes in the woods bit him, which made him very uncomfortable. He shouted loudly to the monk, and not long after, he heard footsteps again, Xiao Jinyan looked at it, and his soul was frightened.
The person who came was Yu Wenshuang.
In Qingfeng Guan, after Yuwenshuang failed to recruit Xiao Jinyan, he did not go far. The more she thought about it, the more she felt that Xiao Jinyan's face was hateful, when Xiao Jinyan escaped from Qingfeng and went to the back mountain, Yu Wenshuang also followed, but the mountain road was rugged, and there were many forks in the road, and it didn't take long for her to fall into the dense forest.
Approaching evening, she wanted to go back, but suddenly heard someone shouting, came over and looked, it was Xiao Jinyan, and said in her heart that the emperor lived up to his heart, and this thief finally fell into my hands.
Seeing Xiao Jinyan's poor appearance, she was inexplicably relieved, she came to the tree where Xiao Jinyan was standing, looked at him with a smile, and said, "Xiao Jinyan, I didn't expect it, right?"
Xiao Jinyan laughed, "Not long after we separated, we met here again, it's really a place where we don't meet in life." Let me guess!"
Yu Wenshuang saw his eyes rolling around, knowing that he must not have a good idea in his heart, but he couldn't help but be curious and asked, "Guess what?"
Xiao Jinyan stood up and glanced at the invisible sky, and said slowly, "I guess, in the wilderness, deep mountains and old forests, Miss Yuwen cares for someone Xiao and thinks that I am not safe here alone, so she specially came to be my companion, right?"
Yu Wenshuang snorted coldly, "Sure enough, the dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth." Yes, I think you are not safe here, so I came to give you a ride, and I wish you a smooth journey on the Huangquan Road!"
On weekdays, Yu Wenshuang is not smiling, and even the maids around her avoid three points, but Xiao Jinyan, a hateful guy, every time he sees her, he looks improper, and he speaks even more openly, which makes her very annoyed. However, she vaguely likes this feeling of bickering.
Xiao Jinyan sighed, "It's a pity!"
"What a pity?"
Xiao Jinyan didn't say anything, Yu Wenshuang asked again, but Xiao Jinyan deliberately hung her appetite. Finally, Yu Wenshuang couldn't stand Xiao Jinyan's stimulation, now he is a fish and meat, and I am a knife, if he doesn't repair him well, it will be difficult to understand this evil breath in his heart.
Yu Wenshuang picked up a branch and stepped out, just about to teach Xiao Jinyan a lesson.
Suddenly, my feet slipped and I lost my center of gravity.
Yu Wenshuang also stepped on the trap and was hung on a tree like Xiao Jinyan.
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