Today's Yang Wanli is a little unhappy. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

A wrinkled face was so gloomy that it could drip water, and the many immortal fields and immortal fields in Baiyunguan had just been turned, and the seeds had not yet been sown, and he had to watch the farmers fertilize and water, and there were so many things that he couldn't be busy, but he had to go more than ten miles to the Discipline Department to deliver food to his few apprentices who were facing the wall.

Let's not talk about many things first, the key is...... Shame on him! In order to avoid acquaintances along the way, he tried his best to copy small roads, mountain roads, and wild roads, and in this way, he invisibly walked more than ten miles and wasted a lot of time, so he became even more unhappy.

The Qiushuimen Precept Division is actually a beautiful place. Surrounded by mountains on three sides, the four seasons alternate outside the mountain, and the mountain is spring all year round. The snow melts on the mountains and rushes down, forming a pool of blue ponds in the east of the low-lying area, because it resembles the black fish in the Taiji pattern, also known as the black fish pond, and later the evil real person builds the precept division is in accordance with the topography of the black fish pond, and builds a "white fish garden" in the west of the black fish pond, which is the later precept division, the white fish garden is similar to the secular landscape garden, but it is full of rare and exotic grasses of the spirit wood and wonderful stones, after sunrise every day, the mist of the black fish pond drifts away with the mountain wind, like a fairyland.

But in the fish's eye of the White Fish Garden, there is a small place, because of the high mountain barrier, there is no sunlight all year round, it is cold and abnormal, as soon as the stone gate falls, you can only look at the moss-covered stone wall in a daze, where is the precept department called the face wall stone. If a disciple in the door makes a mistake, he will be sent here for a long time, no matter how long it is, the precept department will not care about the meal, and the senior brother in the door will need to deliver the meal in person.

"Tell me about you...... Hey......"

After a long detour, Yang Wanli finally arrived at the face wall stone, and when he just asked the little disciple of the Discipline Department to open the door, Yang Wanli only felt that his old face was hot, and he almost turned his head back in a fit of anger.

"Don't you know how to find an inconspicuous place to fight? That kid from the Zhu family almost choked his breath! He ran to my door and screamed and screamed to death!"

He pointed at Li Changgeng and then at Li Yan,

"And you, how many times have you said it, don't hit people with stones, smash a hole, Lao Tzu can't help you distinguish, I'm angry, you..."

Seeing Zhang Antai, he was even more angry, and knocked on Zhang Antai's head with all his strength and said:

"They beat people in, it's not a loss, I'll forget it, why did you come in?"

"I, I... smashed the door of the Xuanwu Pavilion. ”

Zhang Antai was a little embarrassed.

"Aren't you calm on weekdays?

Yang Wanli almost didn't catch his breath when he heard this.

"I don't blame me, I went to reason with them, but the disciple who guarded the door didn't let me in, I reported your name, and he scolded you. ”

"What are you scolding me for?"

"Scold you for smelly feet, bad breath, and not taking a bath. ”

Hearing this, Yang Wanli's old face was cold and scolded: "Isn't it still a man? Like him Zhu Bailian, he dresses up like a girl every day?"

"Hahaha... That's it, the big man still has a thrush. ”

"One time I saw him rubbing grease. ”

"Really?"

"Really, hahaha..."

Hearing this, the three of them were brothers, and they giggled together.

"What is this? I've seen him in a skirt when he's your age. ”

Yang Wanli looked disappreroving, he became addicted to smoking, took out his smoking gun, and found a place to do it.

Suddenly, the four brothers who heard this gathered around, looking like a little urchin sitting and waiting for Mr. to tell the story.

"Want to hear it?"

"Uh-huh!"

The three of them nodded like chickens pecking rice.

After a while, bursts of exclamations and smirks came out from under the wall stones, and Yang Wanli's yin and yang strange voice was very exciting, and occasionally came to add oil and vinegar to some yellow jokes, and even the disciples of the Discipline Division outside the door gathered around the door to listen, and from time to time they covered their stomachs with laughter.

When Li Yunsheng carried a large food box and saw a group of people surrounded by this cold face wallstone, he was full of surprise.

"Senior brother, Master, what are you talking about?"

Seeing Li Yunsheng, Yang Wanli immediately put down the cigarette stick, changed to a very dignified face and said:

"Ready?"

"Hmm!"

Li Yunsheng nodded, and took the big food box to the table covered with moss in the middle.

"I steamed a fish, the fish caught from Qiyue Lake, and the game in the mountains where did you come from, Master, the white-feathered chicken boiled soup, and the chicken was diced and stir-fried with spicy seeds..."

Li Yunsheng said as he took out the dishes from the food box.

"The craftsmanship of the little junior brother has always been good, and I have a good mouth today, senior brother. ”

"I haven't tasted the dishes made by my junior brother yet, but this time I'm blessed. ”

"How did you cook so many dishes?"

Li Yan thought more about things than Zhang Antai and Li Changgeng, and looked at the table full of food, and was a little puzzled.

"Huh?"

Li Yunsheng was a little surprised and said, "Second Senior Brother, don't you even remember your own birthday?"

Hearing this, Li Yan was stunned, and then said with an indifferent face: "How old am I, what birthday is it, don't make it so grand......"

"What you say is really child's play, your parents who are sick and skinny, you don't care about your body, you have to thank your parents for their kindness!

Yang Wanli snorted coldly and sat down.

"It's a birthday, why did you tear off your parents again, you are so leisurely, you might as well give me money directly to let us go to Xianfu for a good drink!"

Li Yan suddenly said something angry.

"Second Senior Brother, your words are indeed wrong. ”

Bringing out a big bowl of noodles, "Master, he has been talking to me since yesterday, he can't cook vegetables, so he will help me, wash vegetables and make a fire, and be busy all morning!"

Hearing this, Li Yan's originally somewhat angry face was obviously a little moved.

"What do you do, what nonsense, eat and eat, if he doesn't eat us, you should treat it as my birthday. ”

Yang Wanli pursed his lips, his expression was as usual, but Li Yunsheng could see that his hands were trembling slightly.

"Alas... Old man, you didn't say it earlier!"

Li Yan returned to his usual cynical face and said: "You are so fortunate to make me food, if it is for my parents who threw me in the ravine, it is too worthless, it should be for me and us are brothers!"

As he spoke, he picked up a bowl of wine and drank it all and said: "This cup is for you, I have no parents, old man, you are my second parent." ”

"Ugh..."

Seeing Li Yan's appearance, Yang Wanli sighed, and then said with a sly smile: "Since you are my parents, then the monthly money for next month will be calculated for me together, I will save it for you, and it will be easy for you to marry a daughter-in-law in the future!"

"Old man, you are not kind, in vain I gave you a big bowl of wine just now!"

In a few words, the uncomfortable atmosphere just now dissipated.

"Second child, I respect you and hope you will always be so free!"

The elder brother smiled and raised his glass.

"Second Senior Brother, I wish you to marry Senior Sister Chu Chu as soon as possible!"

Li Changgeng said with a smile.

"Senior Brother Li Yan, I also toast you, I wish you, I wish you... All wishes come true. ”

Li Yunsheng was a little clumsy.

Li Yan didn't care at all, rubbed Li Yunsheng's head vigorously, and then shouted: "Although it's cold and smelly here, I'm so happy today." ”

"Old man, come, I'll have a drink with you today!"

"Just you?"

Yang Wanli took a bite of Li Yunsheng's steamed fish, squinted his eyes and enjoyed it, then glanced at him disdainfully, and said, "Come, pour it for me." ”

I don't know if this is the first time Li Yunsheng has seen Yang Wanli fight with a few apprentices, but he feels that this time is the happiest.

He even felt that if he could keep doing this, what if this immortal didn't ask for it?

took out a pot of wine, poured himself a glass, and then drank it all and said: "Let you celebrate your birthday here, I can't stand you for the teacher"