Although it is very lucrative to chase corpses, it is definitely hard work.

With a dozen zombies, jumping around, you can't always rush in the daytime, right? Generally speaking, they are day and night, day and night are reversed.

If it is in a place where no one is around, such as in the wilderness, deep mountains and old forests, it is rare to meet a person, but you can travel during the day.

But most of these places are difficult to walk.

For example, when encountering ravines and obstacles, zombies can't jump over.

After all, zombies are stiff all over their bodies and can only jump simply, but they don't know how to climb flexibly like humans, bend over or anything.

At this time, it is necessary to rely on the corpse chaser to carry these zombies one by one and carry them over.

As a result, the speed of travel is greatly slowed down.

The distance that can be completed in one day by a normal rush may not be completed by a corpse chaser in two or three days.

"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way!"

The four-eyed Taoist walked in front and shook the bell. As he walked, the zombies lined up behind him jumped with him.

As for Zhang Jing, he is responsible for scattering paper money on the side.

It's boring.

I was in a hurry at night, and I was also very sleepy.

Originally, before going on the road, Zhang Jing was still a little interested in chasing corpses, and thought it might be a more interesting thing. But after a few hours, he completely overturned this notion.

In this life, it is impossible to be a corpse chaser even if you are killed!

It is estimated that only a man like the four-eyed Taoist who loves money like his life, and there is no 'business' where he usually lives can make money, will he be forced to be a corpse chaser, right?

The four-eyed Taoist looked at Zhang Jing's low interest, and said with a smile: "Alas, senior nephew, don't be so straightforward." Although it is very hard and lonely, it is very lonely. But we can also learn to have fun in the midst of suffering. ”

Zhang Jing was speechless: "What kind of fun can you have?"

"Look at me, look at it,......" said the four-eyed Taoist, and suddenly sang while jumping: "I jump, I jump, I jump!

"We jump forward, we jump backward!"

Because these zombies are all pasted with rune paper, they are all under the command of the four-eyed Taoist. What the four-eyed Taoist chief makes, how will the dozen zombies in this row move.

So, a very funny scene appeared.

I saw the four-eyed Taoist chief playing with a living treasure in front, like twisting Yangge, and the dozen or so zombies in the back also made neat and uniform movements, which was very funny.

Zhang Jing, who was bored in every way, couldn't help but be amused by the childishness of the four-eyed Taoist.

Uncle Four-Eyed...... That's enough!

Zhang Jing suddenly remembered a joke he had read on the Internet in his later life, saying that in northern cities, sometimes the smog is too big and you can't see people a few meters away, but you still can't stop the enthusiasm of the square dancing aunts, and they will still dance square dances in the square against the haze.

Someone recorded the video and then removed the sound, and the image was very similar to a zombie dispatch.

At that time, Zhang Jing didn't understand why netizens compared the square dancing movements of aunts to zombies.

But now that I see the actions of the four-eyed Taoist, I finally know why.

Between the two, it's really similar!

"How's that, interesting, isn't it?" said the four-eyed Taoist quite smugly, and continued to walk forward with a smile: "Come! we twist and jump, we jump cross-legged! we ...... crooked."

After joy comes sorrow.

Before the three words 'crooked jumping' were finished, the four-eyed Taoist didn't notice a stone under his feet, jumped up and kicked his foot, and immediately fell to the ground.

The dozen or so zombies in the back, naturally, fell to the ground one after another like dominoes.

"Uncle Shi, are you okay?"

Zhang Jing couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly went up to help the four-eyed Taoist to his feet.

The four-eyed Taoist smiled awkwardly and said, "Mistake, mistake, didn't pay attention to the ...... under your feet"

......

......

And so, after seven days.

We haven't reached our destination yet!

During this period, in addition to various living treasure behaviors, the four-eyed Taoist was sometimes tired, and asked Zhang Jing and him to take turns leading the zombies in front of him. As for the other person, it jumped on the shoulders of zombies and took a 'hitchhiker'.

This made Zhang Jing even more powerless to complain.

Why do you suddenly have the feeling of taking turns driving when you run a long-distance bus in later generations?

The four-eyed road is long, worthy of being an old driver!

"Uncle Shi, you still drive......" Zhang Jing shouted in front.

"You drive for another half hour. I'll take over in half an hour. The four-eyed Taoist who was sitting on the 'Zombie' train said slowly.

Two days ago, Zhang Jing accidentally said 'driving', and the four-eyed Taoist asked curiously, so Zhang Jing explained it to him roughly.

When the four-eyed Taoist heard it, he thought it was a very appropriate analogy.

So in the past few days, the two of them have led the zombies to walk as if they were driving.

The other person is the person in the car.

"Uncle Shi, don't you have such a trick, do you? You already said this once half an hour ago. Zhang Jing said helplessly.

The four-eyed Taoist said lazily: "Then it will be another half an hour." Besides, do you understand the respected teacher, and the uncle asked you to drive for half an hour, what's wrong?"

"Dear teacher, it's no problem for me to drive for a while. However, the money earned from this trip to drive the corpse down, is it half of my score?" Zhang Jing said with a smile.

When the four-eyed Taoist chief heard this, he immediately waved his hand, glared and said, "Okay, don't say any more! You go and sit, I'll drive!"

Everything else is easy to say.

Cents?

Don't!

Zhang Jing shook his head, he knew that this trick must be useful for the four-eyed Dao Master.

Just as the two were about to change shifts, a white cloth suddenly stretched out from behind like a snake, quickly tied up the last zombie in the zombie team, and then pulled back violently.

This move naturally can't be concealed from Zhang Jing and the four-eyed Taoist.

Seeing this, the four-eyed Taoist was immediately furious, someone dared to steal his guests!

I really don't want to live anymore!

With a little foot, his body rose in the air, grabbed the zombie that was caught in the air, and pulled it down with a hard pull. When I looked up, I found that on the top of the tree, there was a figure of a woman in white hidden, which was quite gorgeous.

However, in the middle of the night, she appeared in this wilderness and came to steal the corpse, she must not be an ordinary woman.

Moreover, the four-eyed Taoist chief has no pity for the jade.

Directly rolled up his sleeves, pulled out the big sword behind his back, and said: "Dare to steal my corpse, I will make you an idiot! Zhang Jing, help me take care of the guests!"

After saying that, he started to fight with the woman.

The more Zhang Jing looked at the side, the more surprised he became, and the more he looked at it, the more he frowned.

It's not that this woman in white is so powerful.

It's this plot.,It seems a little familiar.。

It seems that at the beginning of "Uncle Zombie", the four-eyed Taoist was on the way to transport the guests, and he encountered a fox spirit throwing corpses, right?

Zhang Jing touched his chin, looked at the two of them, and muttered in his heart: "It depends on whether this woman is a fox spirit!"

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