Chapter 2 Two Older Men with Dusters
Wu Chen only felt that his soul was being pulled by a strong force, and after a while, he came to a gray space.
"When, where is this?"
Shaking his head, Wu Chen looked around, but saw nothing.
"Where is this?"
"Hey, anyone?" Wu Chen shouted loudly.
And there was still silence all around, and the emptiness was terrifying.
"It's over, it's not like this after everyone dies! Damn, I don't want to die yet? I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, I haven't had a baby yet...... Uh, it's not me who gave birth to a baby.
"My daughter-in-law hasn't given birth to a baby yet, and I don't know what happened to my sister?"
"Hey, there are trees and ghosts, come out and talk about knocks, talk about life?"
Wu Chen wandered around, talking to himself.
In the gray expanse, two fierce shadows, one white and one black, appeared not far behind Wu Chen, looking at the noisy Wu Chen, both with black lines on their faces.
"Lao Bai, I really want to slap him to death. The shadow rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward.
"Old Hei, wait, come, take this, I don't like this kid too. White Shadow took out a long stick like a duster from behind his back and handed it to Black Shadow.
"Uh-uh, Lao Bai, he's going to be disillusioned with this thing, tsk, it's too cruel!" said the black shadow as he reached out and snatched the long stick, waving it casually.
"I like it, though. ”
I saw two black and white shadows flashing in front of Wu Chen, Wu Chen looked at the two figures that appeared, and was overjoyed.
"Two old brothers, there are finally living ghosts, woo, I'm so lonely here alone. Wu Chen said, and was about to step forward to hug him.
The black and white shadows trembled with anger, and I endured it.
"Hey, two old brothers, are you cold?"
"Hey, what are you holding in your hands? like a dusty feather duster. ”
It's tolerable, Made, old black, I can't help it. The white shadow snatched the long stick from the black shadow, shouted, and pumped it towards Wu Chen.
Just as the duster was about to hit Wu Chen, he saw that the black shadow next to him also took out a black duster from behind him, blocked the white shadow, and said:
"Wait, Lao Bai, don't smoke too hard, save it for me. From ancient times to the present, I have never met someone who wants to slap him a few times when he speaks. ”
"Hey, okay, I'll hit it lighter. The white shadow laughed, and the laughter was extremely poignant.
Swung a stick again and pumped it towards Wu Chen, seeing the duster drawn, Wu Chen hurriedly dodged, but found that he couldn't move, and exclaimed.
"Dude, what do you mean? ”
"Damn," Bai Ying couldn't help but burst out, only to see that the white duster was extremely fast and pumped on Wu Chen's body.
Wu Chen only felt a tingling in his brain, all his memories were like twine, and his soul was a little lighter.
"It's me, it's me," the black shadow smiled, and couldn't wait to step forward and swing the black duster at Wu Chen.
Smack, the black shadow laughed, and suddenly the black shadow's smile froze.
Just now, a figure appeared in front of Wu Chen, blocking the duster for Wu Chen.
"Made, which rabbit cub dares to hit the deity?" the figure grinned, but the soul was fine.
The figure turned around and scolded, and when he saw the black and white shadows, he was even more angry.
"Black and white impermanence, why do you dare to hit me?" I saw the figure roll up his sleeves and slap two big faces, pumping the black and white shadows away.
"Bad luck, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs. The figure sighed.
When Li Tian's stinging sensation disappeared, he was stunned when he saw the back in front of him.
The long pale hair fluttered, and the white clothes fluttered as if they were independent from the world, full of fairy spirit.
If he hadn't seen this figure before, Wu Chen would worship and shout immortals, but now, after being stunned, Wu Chen stared at the figure with big eyes and pointed at the figure and scolded.
"Damn, it's you, are you the one who was struck by lightning on the mountain?" This person is the figure that Wu Chen saw being struck by lightning and smashing his own body.
The man in white heard the sound, and his face was black. What was struck by lightning? That's called a catastrophe, and so on, this kid saw the scene of his own failure to cross the catastrophe.
Turning his head to look at Wu Chen, whose soul was a little dim, he asked tentatively:
"Little cub, what was struck by lightning?"
Looking at this person's beard like snow, but the light in his eyes makes people feel kind. Although this is an old man, the temperament he exudes that does not belong to ordinary dust makes Wu Chen secretly jealous.
"You also loaded a large clove of garlic, but you were struck by lightning and smashed my body. The more Wu Chen thought about it, the more angry he became, stepped forward and grabbed the collar of the old man in white with both hands, and shook it.
"You pay me for my flesh. ”
Uh, the old man in white looked embarrassed, as if he had indeed hit something when he fell, and then he left his body and came to the extradition space.
Looking at the guilty look on the face of the old man in white, Wu Chen paused, put down his hands, his expression was gloomy, and muttered:
"Forget it, I'm dead anyway, and my body is useless. ”
"Who said that you can't be resurrected if you die, if I break your body, I will give you a better one, and the old man doesn't like to owe others. ”
The old man in white looked at Wu Chen, secretly ashamed, and said.
"What, you said you could resurrect me?" Wu Chen was stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
"Haha, brother, don't make me happy, you were also killed by thunder, how can you resurrect me?"
"Ignorance, that's called a catastrophe, not a thunderbolt. The old man in white was slightly angry, and he found that this kid really made people want to beat him up as soon as he spoke.
"Uh-uh, okay, okay, cross-robbery. Wu Chen thought that the old man was comforting him, and he didn't say anything about it.
"By the way, brother, where is this? We've been here since we died? And why did the two old brothers, black and white, beat me when they saw me carrying a duster? I didn't offend them, did I?"
The old man looked at Wu Chen, and suddenly felt that this kid was so stupid and cute, and he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and suddenly admired him a little.
"This is the extradition space, people will come here after death, those two black and white shadows just now are the messengers of the netherworld, black and white impermanence, as for why you hit when you see you, maybe you are too poor to beat!"
"Haha, also, that black and white duster-like thing is called a mourning stick, hehe, talking about other people's weapons so ugly, I want to kill you in other words. ”
"Ahem, I don't know. Wu Chen smiled awkwardly.
"Don't worry, I said that if you are resurrected, you will be resurrected, and the old man and that Meng Po have some friendship. ”
Listening to what the old man said, Wu Chenzhi also began to believe his words.
"Black and white are impermanent, don't get out of here yet. The old man turned around and yelled into the space behind him.
Only the sound of rustling was heard, and black and white impermanence resurfaced, and the two of them gave their hands to the old man in a panic.
"Cangluo Daxian, I didn't mean to offend just now, and I hope that the immortal will be angry for a long time. ”
Cangluo, Sanxian, because he is often killed by the enemy, but his soul can always escape, so he often comes to the netherworld, over time, back and forth, somehow, this guy mingles with some people in the netherworld.
"That's it, this little guy has an old relationship with me, so don't embarrass him two. ”
"That's that, old acquaintance, how can I wait for it. Black and white impermanence flattered.
Ahem, Wu Chen coughed lightly, rubbed his hands, and hurriedly accosted.
"Black and white, two brothers, as soon as you see each other, I was beaten, shouldn't I make up for it. ”
Just kidding, you can eat anything, but we can't suffer?
"That's natural, just let the elder brother's soul lose a little, as compensation, this trace of the soul condensed from the souls of hundreds of people should be regarded as compensation. ”
Bai Wuchang's wrist flicked painfully, and a thin silver-white line floated towards Wu Chen, merging into Wu Chen's soul. Wu Chen only felt as if he had drunk a great tonic soup, and his soul had condensed a hundred times, looking like a real person.
Cang Luo was also slightly stunned, he didn't expect these two guys to have such a good thing, the divine soul has a wonderful use for cultivation, enhancing his ability to perceive, etc., it can be said that it is impossible to find.
"It's so comfortable, what else?" Wu Chen's whole body was warm, and he looked at Hei Wuchang expectantly, and Hei Wuchang took out a divine soul and gave it to Wu Chen.
Wu Chen felt comfortable all over his body, rubbed his hands, and continued to ask embarrassedly.
"Those two brothers, are there any more?"
"Brother, this is my brother's savings for decades, and there is no superfluity. "Black and white impermanence is full of black fog, I just want to look up to the sky and sigh, this kid is too shameless.
Ahem, Cang Luo looked embarrassed, stopped Wu Chen, who was asking for it, and said to the black and white impermanence.
"Alright, alright, take us there!"
This little guy is too greedy, but I like it, I can squeeze it, why not squeeze it dry?