Chapter 365: This pamphlet is poisonous

"Where did this little demon come from, cowardly as a mouse, it is really rare in the world. Tang Sanzang groped around with the little demon's body for a while, and took out a token, which said that there was coming and going.

"Oh, it turns out that this little demon has come and gone. Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes, then stripped the little demon of his essence, put on his clothes, and swaggered towards Sai Tai Sui's cave mansion.

I have to say that he is really very timid in coming and going, and even made several so-called emergency plans when he was out of town, and even held a copy of "One Hundred Ways to Save Yourself When Encountering a Strong Enemy".

For example, if you encounter a wild bear, you must first wait for the bear to punch and go around, climb on the back of the wild bear and wrap it around its neck, and when the bear's blood flow to the brain does not move, the wild bear will naturally fall.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

Hell, you're a little demon anyway, can't you even do a wild bear?

Tang Sanzang turned another page, and then saw that it introduced how to save himself when he encountered a rhinoceros.

Because the rhinoceros is extremely strong in both striking and biting, don't stand in front, knock it down from the side, and then lift its legs so that its weight falls.

Then ride it and hit its balls hard. Although it is cruel, this is the law of nature, survival of the fittest.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

Ahem, this picture is so charming, if this rhinoceros egg is too thick, you will die even worse, right?

Tang Sanzang flipped through a few pages, and there were some methods on how to save himself when he encountered other fierce beasts, but what interested him was that it was even written how to save himself in the face of Sai Tai Sui.

"Interesting!" Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and couldn't help but turn another page.

I saw that the book said: Because Sai Tai Sui is very powerful, ordinary attacks are ineffective against him. So once Sai Tai Sui attacks, the first step is to retreat, and then lie down to defend. At this time, according to Sai Tai Sui's habit, he usually launches an uppercut attack.

However, because Sai Tai Sui himself is accustomed to using magic weapons, his punches are very light, and his fists are very weak, and he doesn't have to bear it at all......

Tang Sanzang read half of it, and found that the words behind it were gone, so he couldn't help but turn the next page, only to see that what was followed was a pool of dried blood......

Tang Sanzang: "......"

I'll go, this pamphlet is poisonous, I can't believe it!

Tang Sanzang was so frightened that he hurriedly threw away the bluffing pamphlet, and then recorded it according to the small book that came and went, and soon found the hedgehog cave.

"There are comings and goings, why did you come back?" Just as Tang Sanzang was wandering around the cave mansion with his head probed, a gentle voice suddenly came.

Tang Sanzang looked up, but saw a beautiful woman in a colorful xia robe, looking at him in surprise.

But soon, the beautiful woman said in surprise: "Haven't you come and gone? Who are you?"

"You are the Golden Saint Palace Niang of Zhu Ziguo?" Tang Sanzang asked tentatively.

"That's right, this palace is exactly ......" Jin Shenggong said to his lips, suddenly remembered something, and said with tears in the corners of his eyes: "Could it be that you were sent by His Majesty the King? How is His Majesty doing? Is he eating well? Is he sleeping well?"

Hearing that the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace was so concerned about the king of Zhu Ziguo, Tang Sanzang was also embarrassed to lie.

However, for fear that the mother of the Golden Sacred Palace would be worried, Tang Sanzang had no choice but to nod seriously and said, "The king, he eats well, and he can eat several meals a day." It's a little unstable to sleep, but you can sleep until dawn. ”

When the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace heard this, her eyes were full of tears, and she cried even more.

"Don't be sad Lady of the Golden Sacred Palace, Your Majesty the King is fine. Tang San couldn't bear it in his heart, and persuaded again.

"Sure enough, men are all big pigs' trotters, and when Bengong is not there, they can still eat and sleep well, and Bengong is no longer alive!"

After saying that, the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang was about to crash into the wall, but when she was halfway there, she saw that Tang Sanzang didn't make a move at all, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Why don't you stop the palace?"

"The mother of the Golden Saint Palace proves her innocence with death, if the poor monk stops the mother of the Golden Saint Palace, won't he stain the innocence that the mother has worked hard to keep for three years!"

Tang Sanzang said with a righteous face.

Golden Sacred Palace Niangniang: "......"

After the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang had a temper, she flattened her mouth and said, "Then are you here to save the palace from the sea of suffering?"

Tang Sanzang nodded, then took out three hairs from his arms and said, "Golden Saint Palace Niangniang, there are three life-saving hairs here, as long as you chant the spell, there will be a poor monk's apprentice incarnation to help." ”

"Really?" the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace was overjoyed, and after taking the three hairs, she asked the spell curiously.

"As long as you blow on the hairs and shout that you are afraid of you, my apprentice will naturally appear. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly.

Golden Sacred Palace Niangniang: "......"

Why does Hongu think this spell is poisonous? If you shout it like this, will you be killed immediately?

However, the Niangniang of the Golden Sacred Palace was still a little uneasy: "However, Nasai Taisui will come back soon, in case he comes back and finds that the palace is not there, I am afraid that he will anger Zhu Ziguo." ”

"It doesn't matter, there is a poor monk here, you can definitely hold him back. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly.

"That's good!" The Golden Saint Palace Niangniang was about to leave, but Tang Sanzang called out to the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang and said: "Niangniang, although the poor monk has the art of disguise, but without this colorful Xia clothes, I'm afraid that the monster will see through it, or you take off your clothes, right?"

When the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace heard this, she blushed and said: "Don't hide it from the holy monk, this colorful Xia clothes are the personal things of the palace, and in the past three years, this clothes have protected the palace, so that the monsters can't get close." Even if this palace wants to take it off, it can't take it off. ”

Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, pinched his nose, and took three steps back vigilantly: "Niangniang shouldn't have taken a bath for three years, right? Haven't you itched for three years? Ahem, in fact, the poor monk means that the time is not early, you better leave quickly!"

Golden Sacred Palace Niangniang: "......"

Hell, is this the point? The point is that this colorful Xia Yi protects the reputation of the palace!

After sending off the Golden Saint Palace Niangniang, Tang Sanzang shook his head and secretly said that he was unlucky.

"I thought I picked up a colorful Xia coat in vain, but I didn't expect it to return empty-handed. No, this loss-making business can't be done, and the poor monk has to find a way to get his hands on the monster's magic weapon. ”

Tang Sanzang nodded, then took out a prepared human skin mask and put it on.

Soon, the lady of the Golden Sacred Palace, who was dressed up by Tang Sanzang in disguise, appeared on the stage.

At this time, the footsteps of Sai Tai Sui came from outside the door, Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and quickly hid on the bed.

"Golden Saint Palace Niangniang, this king is here!"

Sai Tai Sui shouted outside the door, but he didn't hear anyone respond, his face changed slightly, and he said in his heart, could it be that his wife ran away?

As soon as he thought of this, Sai Tai Sui hurriedly pushed open the door.