Chapter 458: Black Bear Spirit, Look at the Good Things You Do!
"Black Bear Spirit, Black Bear Spirit, your embroidery skills are getting better and better, it's really not easy. Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and suddenly grinned, and his white teeth were exposed.
Sun Wukong and the others couldn't help but shudder, and an ominous pre-cold came up, as if something big was about to happen.
Why don't we run first?
"What did this black bear spirit do that was infuriating, why did the master's face really not seem right?" Sun Wukong muttered, seeing that the black bear spirit wanted to shrink behind him, he hurriedly kicked him in front of Tang Sanzang.
"Dead monkey, you ......" The black bear spirit widened his eyes and glanced at Sun Wukong viciously.
"Black Bear Zhenjun, why don't you speak?" Tang Sanzang's tone became more and more gentle, so frightened that the black bear spirit flawlessly took care of Sun Wukong, and hurriedly stepped forward and smiled.
Hell, it's good to call me the old black bear spirit, and suddenly call me the black bear Zhenjun, how do I feel that the atmosphere is a little unfriendly.
"It's all the holy monk, you teach well, and my embroidery skills will be a thousand miles a day, all of which are the blessings of the holy monk. If it weren't for the Holy Monk, Lao Hei and I would definitely not be ...... if I were so qualified and stupid."
The black bear spirit was so frightened that he hurriedly said in a respectful voice, but Tang Sanzang turned the robe over, only to see that the hem of the robe was embroidered with a line of golden lace.
Sun Wukong and the others couldn't help but gasp, and said in their hearts, Black Bear Spirit, you are doing death.
"Black Bear True Monarch, can you explain?" Tang Sanzang said in a gentle tone.
"That's ...... That's because the people in Buddhism are just and soft, and this golden lace edge can represent the compassion of my Buddha......"
The black bear was sweating profusely, and he began to talk nonsense.
Hell, I just embroidered a line of lace with more hands, why are the dead monk's eyes so poisonous, I can see it at a glance.
"Okay, this can be counted as your explanation, but what is it here?" Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, and then began to open the inside of the robe again.
Sun Wukong and the others were completely shocked:, you black bear spirit has nothing to do when you are full, why do you use this robe to practice, now you are finished.
"Holy monk, I only embroidered one line of gold edges, and the rest is ......gone," the black bear spirit was so frightened that he hurriedly rushed forward, wanting to snatch the robe.
But Tang Sanzang's eyes widened, and he snorted coldly, "You try to move again?"
The black bear spirit did not withdraw, so he had to say abruptly: "Old Hei, I'm not afraid that the needle and thread that I mended will not be done well, maybe I have missed a gold needle on it, and it will be bad if I hurt the holy monk." ”
"Shut up! Just your little toothpick can hurt the poor monk, and you can't help but think too highly of yourself. Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said displeasedly.
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Master, don't open your mouth, why do we feel that you have something to say.
The black bear spirit hurriedly smiled flatteringly: "The Holy Monk is right, we are all small toothpicks. Only the holy monk has your strength to pull out the mountains and rivers, strong and powerful......"
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Shut up, black bear spirit, why do we feel that you are more like the master's apprentice, are you all the way?
"Senior brother, how do I feel that they are more like scripture learners. Sha Seng couldn't help but ask a question.
"Learning from the scriptures is learning from the scriptures, but it is not the scriptures. Sun Wukong took a deep breath, and then quickly interrupted the conversation between the two.
"Master, what did you find, and what was wrong with this robe?"
"Oh?!" Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said, "What do you mean under the girl's skirt...... Ahem, are you asking what's under the poor monk's robe?"
"Holy monk, don't, Lao Hei I just embroidered a terrible tiger, this tiger has been blessed by Lao Hei with mana, if you show it to others, it won't work!"
The black bear spirit hurriedly and anxiously persuaded him, so anxious that he was sweating profusely.
"What tiger?" Sun Wukong and the others never expected that this black bear spirit would embroider a tiger on the robe behind his back, which is really too beautiful, right?
This is the legendary softness with rigidity, rigidity with softness?
"Hehe, what a terrible tiger. The corners of Tang Sanzang's mouth twitched, and then he turned out the side embroidered with the tiger.
I saw a cat with a round head appear on the robe, with two smooth ears and small eyes, it was simply a cute kitten.
"Lao Hei, do you have any misunderstanding about the ferocious tiger?" Sun Wukong's eyes widened, where is this fierce tiger, this is clearly a little cutie.
"Black Bear Zhenjun, can you explain, why do you want to embroider a Hello Kitty on the poor monk's robe, the poor monk has offended you?" Tang Sanzang grimaced, and his face began to turn blue.
"Hello Kitty, what a name, thank you Holy Monk for the name!" the black bear spirit said with a happy face, and hurriedly clenched his fists and said respectfully.
"Thank you, uncle, if you don't talk to the poor monk well, see if the poor monk won't beat you into a Hello Kitty!" Tang Sanzang snorted and said.
"No, Holy Monk, look. This cat...... This ferocious tiger was originally open in the eyes of everyone. But this tiger doesn't even have a mouth, what does that mean?"
The black bear spirit took a deep breath, and then under the confused looks of everyone, he said extremely calmly: "This shows that it has no mouth, and the more fierce the tiger, the more silent it is, not that the dog that bites people does not bark, that's the truth." ”
"What is the truth of this?" Tang Sanzang held back his anger and said in a deep voice.
"That is, it has no mouth, and it seems to be kind, but it is actually murderous. The black bear spirit said seriously.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"And this tiger's claws are round, what does this mean?" The black bear spirit began to babble: "This shows that it can't see its five fingers, it's very dark!"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Ahem, that's true, but you're talking nonsense, right?!
Sun Wukong and others were also moved when they heard this:, this dead black bear really has the mantle of the master, and everything he says is reasonable, but it's too.
"You...... Dismantle it for the poor monk!Otherwise, the poor monk will dismantle you and assemble it directly into a jingle cat!" Tang Sanzang snorted coldly, flicked his cold sleeves, just took two steps, and turned back.
Sun Wukong and the others were taken aback, and said in their hearts that this black bear spirit is really going to die!
"Holy Monk, do you have anything else to explain?" the black bear spirit nodded in fright.
"There is an egg here, you give it to the poor monk to hatch well, if something goes wrong with this egg, the poor monk wants you to return it twice!"
Tang Sanzang said viciously, and threw the snake egg to the black bear spirit, which frightened the black bear spirit to take it in a hurry.