"Fatty, fatty, stop me! I've just finished eating, what are you going to do!"

Wang Hui shouted to stop Zhuge Kongping, who was about to go out.

Zhuge Kongping turned around, looked helplessly at his wife who roared in Hedong, and asked, "I went to seal the ghost cave and study the bronze armor corpse, what's wrong?"

Although the bronze armored corpse was beheaded by Zhang Jing, the body was riddled with holes, and the origin corpse qi was almost exhausted, but for Zhuge Kongping, it still has research value.

So in the past few days after he came back, he spent almost all of his time in the ghost cave dissecting and studying the bronze armored corpse in addition to eating and sleeping.

"Study your bronze armored corpse every day, and you didn't kill it, why are you so energetic?" Wang Hui stuck his waist and walked over with a straight face.

These two people, attacking each other is already the norm, loving and killing each other.

If the bronze armored corpse was killed by Zhuge Kongping, he would definitely brag in front of his wife Wang Hui every day when he came back.

Now the bronze armored corpse was not killed by Zhuge Kongping, it all depends on Zhang Jing's help, and Wang Hui is naturally indispensable to hit her husband.

Zhuge Kongping was accustomed to it, and he didn't bother to argue, and said: "If there is anything, you can just say it, I'm busy." ”

"Don't be busy. ”

Wang Hui waved her hand and said, "I have something to do when I go out, but when the matchmaker is coming, you can help me say hello." ”

Zhuge Kongping frowned: "Why is this matchmaker so annoying?

The sons and daughters in the family have reached the age where they can talk to each other.

So recently, Wang Hui asked the matchmaker in the city to help her daughter introduce her partner.

I have introduced one before, and the conditions and appearance are quite good in all aspects, but Wang Hui is not satisfied, so I am ready to introduce another one.

Wang Hui explained: "Last time, the man belonged to fire, and our little flower belonged to water. If fire and water are incompatible, how can you have a son?"

Zhuge Kongping sighed and said, "You still think about this? Now the times are different, and it is the same for boys and girls!"

Wang Hui glared and said, "I mean they are all the same!"

"Oh. Zhuge Kongping nodded, then shook his head and said unhappily: "Our daughter is still young, why are you in such a hurry to find her in-laws?

Wang Hui snorted coldly: "What are you still young?" The daughter of the old Wang family next door is a few months younger than our Xiaohua, and she has been married for more than half a year, and now she is even pregnant with a child. In half a year, Lao Wang will have to hug his grandson!

Zhuge Kongping retorted: "I think it's early! Even if Xiaohua marries again in another ten years, I don't think it's too late!"

Although Zhuge Kongping is a master of Taoism, he has received Western education, so his thinking is quite cutting-edge, and he does not think that women should marry early and teach each other husband and children.

What's more, daughters are all palms of their fathers, and when he thinks that his daughter is going to get married, he is reluctant and opposes this matter.

"Ten years, in another ten years, your daughter will become an old girl, she can't get married, no one wants it!" Wang Hui scolded angrily.

"If no one wants it, no one wants it, I will raise her for the rest of my life!" Zhuge Kongping waved his hand, turned around and was about to leave: "I want to entertain you yourself, I still have to be busy with my business, and I don't have time to deal with the matchmaker." ”

"Fat !!"

Wang Hui couldn't hold back her temper, and roared again, and looking at the expression in her eyes, she was really angry.

Feeling the sudden dense murderous aura, Zhuge Kongping turned around and looked at it, and knew that it was not good.

If she persists any longer, her wife will really go crazy.

So I had to compromise, and hurriedly smiled: "Okay, okay, you go and do your job, I'll help you greet the matchmaker." ”

"That's pretty much it!"

Wang Hui snorted coldly with satisfaction, and gave a few more words of advice before leaving home.

Looking at the back of his wife's departure, Zhuge Kongping sighed deeply, and muttered: "I knew that it was such a tigress, so I might as well marry my junior sister at the beginning!"

Of course.

He can only mutter in his heart and think behind his back.

I don't dare to say it in front of my wife, otherwise he will die.

Alas.

I don't know what's going on.

Could it be that all women in the world are so fickle?

It is said that men change after they get married, and they do everything possible to be good to women before they get married, but after they get married, they change a lot, and the things promised before are not fulfilled.

But when he came to Zhuge Kongping, he changed it.

Before his wife Wang Hui married him, she was a famous talented woman, beautiful and with a good personality, knowledgeable, gentle and elegant, always soft-spoken, soft and weak.

But what about after getting married?

All kinds of shortcomings have come out, and the whole thing is a tigress, and she has cleaned him up well!

I was so young and confused!

Fooled!

"It's still a junior sister, after so many years, I'm still so young, so beautiful, and I have a good personality. ”

Zhuge Kongping thought regretfully in his heart again.

"Forget it, since you can't go to the Ghost Cave to study the bronze armored corpse for the time being, let's try the new spell 'Human Zombie Psychic'. ”

"After the last successful test on my son, I have been busy with the bronze armor corpse for the past few days, and I haven't had time to try again. Well, there shouldn't be any danger, I'll try it on myself today. ”

So, while waiting for the matchmaker to arrive, Zhuge Kongping was at home, asking the ghost servant to help beside him, preparing to try the method in person to see how the effect of human stiffness and psychic was.

The spell of human zombie psychic, although it seems to be a little redundant, is not very powerful, and it is cumbersome and complicated, and it cannot control zombies that are too strong.

But if it is slowly improved in the future, the effect should not be underestimated, and maybe it can also solve the scourge of zombies!

Think about it.

If people only need to control the actions of zombies through their thoughts, what else is there to be afraid of zombies in this world?

Therefore, Zhuge Kongping has high hopes for this spell, but this spell is still in its infancy, and it has just achieved a little results.

There's still a long way to go.

If you want to really control zombies as you like, especially some high-level powerful zombies, you need to slowly improve.

And perfecting a spell is always fraught with risk.

Like now.

Last time, Zhuge Kongping was obviously on his son, and he had already successfully performed a 'human stiffness channel'.

This time, he almost exactly did what he did last time, and the zombie in the experiment was the same one, but the final result was a bit problematic......

Just when Zhuge Kongping cast the spell to the most critical, only the last step was left to complete.

Suddenly.

The door of the courtyard was pushed open, and a loud woman's voice was heard.

"Is there anyone? Where have they gone?

Needless to say, this voice is naturally the arrival of the famous matchmaker Zhang in the county.

This woman is very used to it, and she doesn't know how to knock on the door when she enters someone's door, so she pushes it open and comes in.

Hearing this voice, Zhuge Kongping, who was casting the spell, jumped a little, and the method of casting the spell accidentally had a small error.

But as a master of the mage realm, his skills and state of mind are sufficient, and he still forcibly completed the 'human zombie psychic' spell without danger.

"Master, how's it going?"

The ghost servant who was helping to control the zombies hurriedly asked.

Zhuge Kongping stood up, kneaded his arm, felt the faint connection between his yin god and the zombie, and was quite happy in his heart, nodded and said, "It should be successful." ”

I don't care about greeting the matchmaker, let's try the effect of 'human stiffness and psychic' first.

The last time he experimented on his son, he didn't experience it firsthand, and he couldn't perceive it clearly. And he felt that his son's cultivation was too shallow, there was no Yin God, and the control effect of zombies was not good.

Many times, there is no way to really use the mind to manipulate the zombie fluently, and it is always a meal.

Now that he has gone out in person, the effect must be extraordinary.

I saw Zhuge Kongping take a deep breath, concentrate his attention, look at the zombie a few meters away and shout: "Come here!"

The zombie was not tagged either, but when he felt Zhuge Kongping's thoughts, he really did it truthfully and walked towards him!

But.

Zombies walk, not really walking, but jumping!

This zombie is relatively tall and jumps relatively high, and Zhuge Kongping is very attentive when controlling the zombie, so he accidentally used too much force.

The zombie jumped on the ground and hit its head directly on the beam!

"Bang!"

There was a great movement, and the roof trembled.

However, the zombie's flesh is hard, and it doesn't hurt to be hit.

But the crux of the matter is that when the zombie was beating just now, Zhuge Kongping's body, I don't know why, I can't help jumping up.

And he jumped very high and hit the beam directly.

"Ouch!"

Zhuge Kongping covered his head and fell to the ground, baring his teeth in pain.

Then the zombie jumps a step, and he follows the step!

Zhuge Kongping found that his body seemed to be out of control!

"Sir, what's wrong with you?" asked the ghost servant, beside him.

The corners of Zhuge Kongping's mouth twitched, and he suddenly had a very bad premonition in his heart.

This spell, there shouldn't be a problem, right?

In order to verify what he thought, he hurriedly concentrated his attention again, controlling the zombie with his mind, making it stop and stop moving.

Really.

When the zombie stopped, he stopped.

The spell he cast on himself, 'Human Zombie Psychic', was indeed considered a success.

He was now able to control the zombie with his mind.

However, he has the spirit of the zombie, but the zombie seems to have passed through his spirit as well!

What the zombie does, he will follow!

"Damn!

Zhuge Kongping didn't believe in evil, and immediately gathered his attention and gave new instructions to the zombies.

But no matter what the zombie does, his body will immediately react accordingly.

Hands, shaking the head, lifting the legs, forward, backward......

Zhuge Kongping wanted to forcibly control himself and regain the right to use his physical body, but even if he was a master of the mage realm, his mana was powerful, and his yin god was condensed, he really couldn't cut off this connection!

It's as if he and the zombie have become one!

He can't gain control of his body unless he takes control of the zombie with his mind and makes the zombie stop completely.

"Damn! I'm really controlled by zombies?"

Zhuge Kongping wanted to burst into foul language at the moment, and his heart was a little panicked.

He found that he wanted to remove the Spell Man Zombie Psychic Spirit, but now he couldn't do it!

Isn't this the equivalent of hunting geese all day long, but being pecked in the eye by geese?

Just when Zhuge Kongping wanted to calm down and study what was going on.

The matchmaker's voice came from the courtyard again: "What's the matter? Nobody? Nobody, then I'll leave!"

Thinking of his wife's instructions when she left, if she let the matchmaker go, she would definitely have to quarrel with herself again when her wife came back, and she couldn't be spared.

"Someone, someone! Matchmaker, wait a minute!"

Zhuge Kongping also didn't care about lifting the spell for the time being, so he had to let the ghost servant control the zombie first, and he must not let it move.

Otherwise, as soon as the zombie moves, it will affect him and make some strange and impolite behaviors.

After the order, he hurried out and entertained the matchmaker.

But this zombie doesn't know if it's because of the 'connection' with Zhuge Kongping, it was originally very weak and easy to control, and it was not an opponent of the ghost servant, but it became extremely lively, and it was difficult for the ghost servant to suppress it.

Thereupon.

When Zhuge Kongping entertained the matchmaker, he made a lot of jokes because he couldn't control his movements.

made the matchmaker think that this Zhuge master had taken a fancy to her and was interesting to her!

The matchmaker was stunned, surprised and delighted.

Although Zhuge Kongping is a fat man, his reputation is outside, and everyone in Hechuan County knows it, and he is a master of Taoism, and he still has a certain personality charm.

As for the matchmaker, she is a widow and she is not good-looking. She has told others a lot, but she has been lonely for many years.

Now that she is 'hooked up' by Zhuge Kongping like this, she really can't bear it with both hands.

She's in her thirties this Chinese New Year's Eve!

Pretending to be shy, but in fact happy, pinching the orchid finger in a thick voice, half-pushing and half-saying: "Oh, what are you doing~~"

"I hate it~~Don't~"

"Don't~uh-huh~ you're so bad~"

Zhuge Kongping looked at the matchmaker's pretentious appearance, and he was about to vomit.

But he just couldn't control his body.

Suddenly, the zombie resisted the ghost servant at this time, and directly stretched out his hands and pinched the neck of the ghost servant, and Zhuge Kongping stopped 'teasing' the matchmaker, and choked the matchmaker's neck with both hands.

The matchmaker was shocked when she saw this, waved her arms and asked, "What are you doing?" Oh, you let go of me, let go of me, in fact, I won't resist you!"

"Let's do firewood and fire, we are in the same room, it is easy to do wrong things, and I can understand it!"

"Hey...... It hurts! I'm out of breath! What the hell do you want to do! You don't have any special fetishes!"

The matchmaker blushed and was about to lose her breath.

Zhuge Kongping's face also turned red, and that was because he was trying his best to resist and wanted to control his body.

Fortunately, the ghost servant in the back room finally found the opportunity and found a stick to knock the zombie to the ground, and Zhuge Kongping immediately fell to the ground.

Seeing this, the matchmaker was stunned again, looked at Zhuge Kongping, who fell to the ground and was unconscious, and was so frightened that she hurriedly slipped away.

hurriedly walked to the door, just in time to meet Wang Hui who was going home.

"Matchmaker, what's wrong, are you in such a hurry to leave?" Wang Hui asked.

The matchmaker was shocked and angry: "Why don't you leave? Your husband has a quirk! I don't know how you can survive the night!"

Wang Hui was puzzled when she heard this, and hurriedly went into the house to check the situation.

Of course, she doesn't suspect that there is something between her husband and the matchmaker, and for so many years, her real rival in love is only her husband's younger sister.

Zhuge Kongping woke up slowly, but the 'connection' between him and the zombies was not broken, and even the problem was getting more and more serious!

It seems that there is a real tendency to become one with zombies!

His cultivation and mana are about to be unleashed!

And at this very moment.

The first chest came to Hechuan County, and wanted to find Zhuge Kongping's fighting method and seal the attention of the ghost cave......