Chapter 221: Master, What Are You Stealing?
"Brother Tang Seng, do you really want to leave here?
On the city wall, Her Majesty the Queen was as tender as water, and she was about to break her intestines, staring at Tang Sanzang like autumn water.
Tang Sanzang raised the nine-ring tin rod and almost knocked it down.
"Master, restraint!" Sun Wukong hurriedly stepped forward to stop him.
"Master, impulsiveness is the devil!" Zhu Bajie also stepped forward to stop Tang Sanzang.
"Master, it's important to learn from the scriptures!" Monk Sha also hurriedly persuaded.
"Holy Monk, is it possible that you want to kill people?" the black bear spirit also rushed forward and persuaded him.
Kill people?
The poor monk just didn't want to kill her, so he wanted to kill her directly!
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, and then a nine-ring tin staff slammed on the head of the black bear spirit, and said angrily: "Let you talk more, let you talk more, let you talk nonsense, let you be poor and troublesome, and the poor monk will beat you to death!"
The black bear spirit turned pale with fright, grabbed its robe and hurried away.
"What's going on today, this dead monk is very emotionally unstable, isn't it easy to be sad to part with life and death?"
Sun Wukong and the others watched all this like a play, and after Lao Sha and the female prime minister exchanged Guan Wen, the two sighed helplessly.
"You'll be back, won't you?" said General Tianjiao with some reluctance.
"I'll be back, rest assured. Sun Wukong nodded, and then Zhu Bajie added: "Perhaps, the master is in a bad mood and comes back to kill your Majesty the Queen." ”
General Tianjiao: "......"
Female Prime Minister: "......"
"Ahem, you better hurry up, it's important to learn from the experience, don't delay!" General Tianjiao was so frightened that he hurriedly sent Tang Sanzang away.
After Tang Sanzang and the others left, General Tianjiao breathed a sigh of relief, and then persuaded Her Majesty the Queen: "Your Majesty, you must say goodbye to sending you a thousand miles away." Why don't you think about General Ben's customized weight loss plan for you?"
Hearing General Tianjiao say this, Her Majesty the Queen nodded, and then made up her mind: "Okay, for the sake of Brother Tang Seng, I also have to work hard." You carry me down the city wall first, and after I have breakfast, lunch and dinner, I will immediately start devil training!"
So, everyone lifted Her Majesty down with a chair, and the female prime minister said with emotion: "Love is really dizzy, I think our Majesty the Queen, what a loyal love, what a firm determination." ”
The corners of General Tianjiao's mouth twitched, then he looked at Her Majesty's huge body, and then fell into deep thought.
In the lifetime of General Ben, it should be...... Presumably...... It could be ...... Can you fulfill Her Majesty's wish?
On the way to the west, Sun Wukong heard that someone pretended to be himself and seriously injured the black bear spirit, and couldn't help but be furious, and said: "Which hateful guy actually imitates my face!"
Sun Wukong took a deep breath, and sneered and said: "However, even if that guy can imitate my face, he can't imitate my taste......"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, coughed, and snorted coldly: "What's the matter, can't you give you a mouthful of old phlegm to make sauerkraut noodles?"
Monkey King: "......"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for making a death to ridicule Sun Wukong, rewarding experience points +20!"
At this time, the black bear spirit ran over and asked curiously, "Holy monk, are you talking about Laotan sauerkraut noodles?"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, coughed twice again, and said, "Hundred-year-old phlegm, do you want it?"
Monkey King: "......"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Monk Sha: "......"
The black bear spirit blinked his eyes and said very seriously: "Do you need Lao Hei to cook for me and make it for you to eat?"
Sun Wukong and others: "!!"
So, Sun Wukong and his entourage had dark faces, surrounded the black bear spirit who had just recovered from the injury, and angrily raised a big fist at the mouth of the bowl and beat it, and the black bear spirit said with an innocent face: "Old black, what did I say wrong? Why do you have to beat me?"
Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and sighed: "Don't ask, just ask! How can things in this world tell right and wrong, sometimes it's so helpless." ”
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host scourge Black Bear Spirit who was beaten up by Sun Wukong and others, and the experience point is +50!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host scourge black bear spirit for being seriously injured again, and reward experience points +80!"
“......”
Several people walked for a while, Tang Sanzang silently took out the Dragon Transformation Divine Pill, and said in his heart that this pill has been put for so long, and the poor monk will not be in the way if he eats a little, right?
Seeing that the black bear essence ate the immortal elixir and his cultivation soared all the way, Tang Sanzang felt that if he ate this elixir first, then he would not be afraid even if he encountered a strong enemy in the future.
"It's just that the poor monk's stomach and intestines are not very comfortable, forget it. Tang Sanzang put down the Dragon Transformation Pill a little apprehensively, and then picked up several Immortal Spirit Pills.
"It's better to eat these first. Tang Sanzang was hiding in the corner, preparing to secretly take the pill.
At this time, Zhu Bajie stiffened his nose and followed the smell of the fairy elixir.
"Master, I smell a trace of fairy fruit......
Zhu Bajie's saliva was about to flow to the ground, staring curiously at the pill in Tang Sanzang's hand, so frightened that Tang Sanzang hurriedly put the pill away.
"Is it??It should be your hallucination, the teacher is sitting in meditation to comprehend the power of nature, please don't disturb the teacher, okay?" Tang Sanzang twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a slight smile.
"No, master, I feel that your aura is very abundant, and it just so happens that the old pig has some bottlenecks that need to be broken through recently......"
As he spoke, Zhu Bajie simply sat beside Tang Sanzang, his eyes were like falcons, constantly sweeping the elixir in Tang Sanzang's arms up and down.
"Bajie, you should cultivate here first, and you have to go out for the sake of the teacher. Tang Sanzang's face was calm, and then he quickly left the place and walked into the distance.
"Master, it just so happens that I have something to do with the old pig. Zhu Bajie's nose was smart, he smelled that there must be something delicious in Tang Sanzang's hands, so he deliberately hid here and ate it secretly.
"Bajie, are you sure?" Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, stared at Zhu Bajie deadly, and said in a deep voice.
Seeing Tang Sanzang's displeasure, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but shudder, but when he remembered that after the black bear spirit came back, it seemed that his cultivation had become much higher. When I beat the dead black bear earlier, I almost didn't give the solid bear skin a shock and fractured it.
"The master must be hiding some treasure, I can't suffer a loss, old pig!" Zhu Bajie thought to himself, and then his face immediately showed determination.
"Master, I really have something urgent to do, Lao Zhu, and I don't want to follow you on purpose. Zhu Bajie patted his broad chest and reassured.
"However, it is convenient to go as a teacher!" Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, and he didn't have a good airway.