Chapter 280: I'm the top tank
Moreover, the doll man reminded Ye Canghai again, "The last time you took the "Human Insect Transformation Dafa", you still owe five thousand Yang good value, half a year has passed, and you only have five months left." ”
"Don't remind you, you've been a hundred times, Lao Tzu remembers! This guy snorted angrily and walked out of the pagoda angrily.
I seem to be the inheritor and master of this pagoda, but everything in this is not my own, and I have to exchange it for good values, what is the matter?
"Today, let's play "Yangguan Sandao", this song is very sunny and sounds very comfortable.
I know, you're a merry guy who supposedly hooked up with several women at the same time.
Like what kind of godsister Meng Piaoxue, and that Gu Xue'er, especially Gu Xue'er, she is jealous of Xiao Fengxian for you.
You really have the means, you can play these girls in a group.
You can't be too lonely underground, so I'll burn a few women for you first, so that you won't be uncomfortable.
However, these women are also like flowers, and you have to hook the tower well.
Otherwise, don't get beaten. Ye Canghai had just passed by and heard a thin woman's voice.
was stunned for a moment, and quietly sneaked over.
Look at it, damn me!
The woman in white should be Qi Wanru, the lord of Yueluo, and she is burning a few 'sisters' for herself at the moment.
That 'girl' is also lifelike, absolutely first-class craftsmanship, like a living person, it should be a doll made by a master.
What's going on, and the left and right hook up, and the right one seduces, as if Lao Tzu is a pervert.
"Although you are a hero, you have a bad reputation for women in the yang world, and you have to pay attention to your identity underground, even if you like beautiful women, you can't let too many people know, and the impact is not good. ”
"I know, you're a hero, and you're sure you're going to have a heart. I can't control you, but you have to pay attention to your body and don't spoil it. ”
"And, remember, I'm at home. Counting, I am also the first hostess of this 'Loyal and Brave Viscount'. ”
When Qi Wanru said this, she seemed to have a ghost in her heart, and as if she was a thief, she stood up and looked around, and when she was sure that there was no one, she squatted down again and continued to burn Ye Canghai's sister.
"That's right, I'm the boss, and I'm the main room even in the ranking.
But, don't worry, I won't be so stingy and won't stop you from finding other women.
Because, heroes, there should be a few more beauties.
Otherwise, you're not a hero. ”
"Damn, that's too empathetic. Ye Canghai was so moved in his heart that he almost burst into tears.
"But it's up to me to take it home. Otherwise, I will beat them out. Qi Wanru said this, and her face was evil.
"So ferocious!" Ye Canghai was stunned for a moment.
"You must be saying I'm too fierce underground, aren't you? Of course, I'm the main room, and of course I have to have the demeanor of the main room.
Otherwise, how can I lead the harem for you.
When the time comes, the harem will be on fire, and you won't be at ease in front of you, but I'm for you?
But don't be ignorant of good people. ”
Qi Wanru's face was gentle, but under the firelight, Ye Canghai found that her eyes were shining, and they were full of crystal teardrops.
"Alas...... This is too cruel to you, how can the prince do it? Ask you to accompany a dead man. Ye Canghai couldn't help but feel a little unbearable.
"Some people say that I am virtuous and filial, but in fact, they are all wrong. Qi Wanru said again.
"Oh, do you still have a conspiracy?" Ye Canghai snorted in his heart.
"Actually, I'm here to hide from the disaster. Qi Wanru actually smiled, smiling very proudly, seeing Ye Canghai dumbfounded, it was too beautiful, and it was quite cunning.
Her beauty is in no way inferior to Meng Piaoxue and Gu Xue'er, it is a kind of beauty of wisdom contained in purity, which has a unique flavor.
"What kind of disaster are you hiding, let's hear about it?" Ye Canghai asked in his heart.
"It's the third prince of the Fenglan Kingdom, who is so annoying and haunts me every day.
I was too scared to study at the Royal Academy, and he actually chased him to Haizhou.
Moreover, I actually proposed a marriage contract to the old queen mother, and I will not marry a dwarven country of robbers if I die.
That 'Miyamoto Sanyang', how ugly, short as a winter melon, and delusional toad eating swan meat, I'm baba!
Even if I marry you, a dead man, I won't marry him. ”
"It turns out that Lao Tzu has been the boss of the wrongs and has taken the top of the tank for others?" Ye Canghai couldn't help but feel a little depressed in his heart, he originally thought that he was full of the spirit of his hero and convinced the lord of Yueluo, but it turned out that this was not the case.
"Well, it's a little unfair to you not to tell you. However, for the sake of me being willing to accompany you as a dead man, and besides, you should be content to burn so many girls for you, right?" said the lord of Yueluo.
"Shit, Lao Tzu is not rare!" Ye Canghai blurted out.
Suddenly, Qi Wanru was startled, and hurriedly looked around, but she didn't find anything.
"It seems that it must be the sound of the wind. Qi Wan comforted herself like this.
"However, you have a very majestic painting. It's a pity that you're dead, otherwise, maybe I would have liked you. ”
"Lao Tzu is handsome and Pan An, and Song Yu is a beautiful man. Ye Canghai boasted.
"It's a pity that your eyes are too small. "The main road of Yueluo County.
"What, I'm still small-eyed? You don't understand, other girls like my little watery eyes. Ye Canghai muttered unconvinced.
"Well, it must be your pair of little eyes that fascinated Meng Piaoxue. If I really want to open the grave and dig it up, I'd like to see if your little eyes are really charming. Lord Yueluo said fiercely.
Ye Canghai immediately shuddered, "Don't be so cruel, right?"
......
And just like that, another month passed.
In addition to being familiar with martial arts, Ye Canghai went to the tomb every night to talk to the Moon Star County Lord.
I have to say that the Yuexing County Lord's piano skills are really superb, compared with Xiao Fengxian, they are even better.
One night, Ye Canghai unexpectedly discovered Luo Pingchang.
In the past few days, I seem to have heard Ma Chao's words that Luo Pingchang has not found out since he was boiled that day, and Ma Chao and Tao Ding are still scolding this guy for being a dog and ungrateful.
At this moment, he was wrapped in a strap and half of his face was wrapped, as if he was seriously injured.
"Master, I'm useless, I'm a useless waste!
Not only can't I kill the evil lady of Xingluo, but I can't even crash into the Tiefu compound.
I...... I'm useless...... I...... Master, I'm going to die, so let me go down to the ground to accompany you.
You must not dislike me, I know, Ma Chao and they are scolding me behind my back, I don't want to explain.
Because, I just want revenge, revenge!"
Luo Pingchang knelt on the top of a hill a few miles away from Ye Canghai's grave, crying in a low voice.
"Dead, so badly injured?" Ye Canghai was stunned for a moment, and the eyes of heaven penetrated, and he was taken aback.
"Pyeongchang, you ate the poisonous fruit?"
"Yes, I ate it, I ate the 'Heavenly Centipede Gall'! I stole it from a branch of the Five Poisons Sect. It's been four months, and I'm almost at the end of my life. Haha, young master, are you here to pick me up? Okay, okay, I'll go underground with you right away. "Luo Pingchang people are already in a trance.
"Are you for me?" Ye Canghai asked.
"Uh-huh, I'm just going for revenge.
But my martial arts are too low, even if I eat the gall of the heavenly centipede, I can only stimulate the strength of the innate sixfold at most.
This is already my limit, I'm too bad, I'm useless, useless......
Even if he died, he was not reconciled. ”