Section 323 Losers do not lose battles
Long Xiaomo said: "The reason why I am so lucky, is it because I am the son of the Ghost Saint, and such a special identity can help the ancestor clear his suspicion?"
Emperor Song said, "You are very smart. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "No matter how smart you are, you can't be smarter than that old fox of the ancestor. Let's say, I, Long Xiaomo, have always been unprofitable and can't afford to be early. What do I need to do, and what will be the benefits in the future?"
Emperor Song said: "I always hear people say that Long Xiaomo is an out-and-out villain. ”
Long Xiaomo plucked her nostrils and said, "That's right, I, Long Xiaomo, have never shied away from this, but villains are really good sometimes." ”
Emperor Song shook his head and said, "There are very few things that need you to do right now. One is to protect the five-clawed golden dragon, and the other is to prevent the invasion of aliens. After the deed is accomplished, the heavenly realm has your fruition. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Look, how easy it is to talk like this, everyone is an adult, and it is more enjoyable to go straight." In addition, although I can reach the level of a celestial immortal with the help of the power of the ghost saint in the netherworld, when I return to the human realm, I am still only a primordial infant-level power. Can you pull out the seedlings to help me grow and raise my spiritual power level like Zhong Kui?"
Emperor Song said: "No, the affairs of the yang world cannot be interfered with, this is stipulated in the Three Realms Convention. If you can help the seedlings, the ancestor will help you back then, will you still need me? Unless you are willing to give up your yang body and serve in the Yin Division or the Heavenly Realm, just like Zhong Kui. ”
Long Xiaomo shuddered and said, "Then forget it, I haven't done enough yet, thank you for your kindness." ”
As soon as Emperor Song made a move, he froze Li Shimin's three souls in a crystal ball, and said: "Li Shimin's three souls have been given to you, you can bring them back to the yang world, don't live up to our expectations of you." ”
Long Xiaomo plucked her nostrils and said, "That's not for sure, it depends on my mind." ”
Emperor Song shook his head and said, "How did the ancestor find such an unreliable guy. Long Xiaomo, you can do it yourself. ”
Emperor Song turned back to Zhong Kui and said, "Zhong Kui, our Ten Halls Yama originally had high hopes for you, but in this incident, what you did disappointed us. ”
Zhong Kui hurriedly knelt on the ground and said, "Zhong Kui is incompetent, and he is worthy of Yan Jun's cultivation. ”
Emperor Song said: "Don't kneel, get up, right now the city god of Chang'an Yin Si has been almost destroyed, there is no way, someone needs to come out to clean up the mess." You can temporarily take on the role of the Yin Si Chenghuang of Chang'an City. Remember, you are temporary. If you do it well, you can be immortal. If you don't do it well, you'll let me down too much. ”
Zhong Kui knelt on the ground and said, "The disciple will definitely not live up to Yan Jun's expectations. ”
Emperor Song turned back to Long Xiaomo and said, "You and Li Chunfeng have been in Yin Si long enough, so I'll send you back." ”
Long Xiaomo felt that his Tianling Gai seemed to have been touched by someone, and then a golden light flashed, and he flew up directly from the Yin Si and directly arrived at the human world.
When Long Xiaomo opened his eyes, he found himself standing in the hall of King Qin's Mansion, next to Yuan Tiangang with a concerned face.
Long Xiaomo took out Li Shimin's three souls from his arms and handed them to Yuan Tiangang. Yuan
Tiangang took it in surprise and said, "You got it back so easily?"
When Long Xiaomo was about to speak, he suddenly felt dizzy, and then the whole person fainted.
Someone next to him quickly exclaimed. Yuan Tiangang hurriedly came over to help him. Long Xiaomo felt top-heavy at this time, and she couldn't open her eyes anymore, so she fainted directly. Before fainting, Long Xiaomo vaguely heard a voice, which was Yuan Tiangang's voice: "It's okay, I've been going to Yin Si for too long, Yin Qi has entered the body, and I will come over slowly." ”
Long Xiaomo was so dazed that he didn't know how long he had been asleep, he only felt that he was suffocated and woke up. When he opened his eyes, he found that he couldn't see anything, and he immediately panicked, scratching his hands randomly, only to find that what was pressing on his face was an ass.
"Who the fuck is so bold. Long Xiaomo grabbed the not very big butt on her face, but found that it was a baby.
"Whew. Long Xiaomo finally gasped in one breath, but he found that what he was holding in his hand was a baby boy with a fleshy face, very cute.
"Little one. Long Xiaomo couldn't help laughing.
"Whew... A soak of hot urine directly hit Long Xiaomo's face.
Long Xiaomo was suddenly furious: "Whose wild seed is so uneducated." ”
"Hey, hey, hey. The baby boy smiled very happily and faintly exclaimed, "Daddy." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Who are you, Daddy can't recognize him." ”
A voice came from the side, it was Xing Ling'er, and said, "Of course it's your species, otherwise how could it be so ugly." ”
When Long Xiaomo looked back again, he found that Xing Ling'er's stomach was as flat as ever, and Long Xiaomo was overjoyed: "Ling'er, you have unloaded." ”
When Long Xiaomo looked back at the baby boy, he found that his eyebrows and mouse eyes were really a little similar to himself.
"Hahaha, I have a son, my Long Xiaomo has a son. Long Xiaomo was overjoyed, hugged Xing Ling'er in his arms, kissed him heavily on the cheek, and said, "Ling'er, you are indeed the number one hero of my Long family." ”
Xing Ling'er said: "Then it goes without saying, I have traveled thousands of miles from the twenty-first century to the present to give birth to a child for you, of course, I am the great hero of your Long family, I don't know what reward our Long Gang Master has?"
Long Xiaomo said happily: "There are rewards, big drops are rewards." The notice went down, the Dragon Mansion was opened, and everyone in the Thunder Gang had a share. ”
Xing Ling'er said: "Cut, tell me about some of the things that you don't have, do you want to name your child?"
I rubbed it, this matter can stump Long Xiaomo, I thought about it for a long time, and said, "How about being called Long Damo?"
Xing Ling'er laughed out loud on the side, and said, "Our Dragon Gang Leader, you are too knowledgeable, you don't know, and you think the child is your father." ”
Long Xiaomo slapped his head, and then said: "Is it good to call it Dragon Bombing Thunder, it just happened to be the scene of the Bombing Thunder Gang." ”
Xing Ling'er was furious: "You dare to give my son this name, believe it or not, I will kill you." ”
Long Xiaomo hurriedly covered his face with his hand and said, "What's the matter with you, why do you turn your face at every turn?"
Yang Yuting was on the side
Said faintly: "How about calling Long Haoxuan?"
As soon as Long Xiaomo heard this name, her eyes immediately widened, and she said straightly: "Okay, good, this name is good, as soon as you hear it, you will be educated, and it will be in line with my Long family's family style." ”
Long Xiao said to Yang Yuting: "Yuting, you are still so hearty." ”
Yang Yuting lowered her head and said: "Recently, people have nothing to do at home, so I went out to ask someone to name the first child of our Long family." As long as you and your sister like it. ”
Xing Ling'er was obviously satisfied with the name, and said, "Satisfied, satisfied, by the way, sister, you are about to have a child, have you thought of a name?"
Yang Yuting lowered her head and said, "It's still early, and I don't know if it's a boy or a girl." ”
Xing Ling'er said: "Then there will be ten names for boys and girls, and you can pick them up when the time comes." Don't be like his older brother, who has a bad life and was born with his father not around. ”
Long Xiaomo frowned and said, "I already knew that you would have to talk about me about this sooner or later, you think I am willing." Isn't that something?"
Xing Ling'er snorted and said, "You really take the affairs of the Qin Wangfu seriously, and leave all the things in your family behind. It's a pity, it's been so long since our child was born, and the Qin Wangfu didn't come over to take a look at it personally. ”
"That's right. This matter can be said in Long Xiaomo's heart. Recently, I heard that Long Xiaomo was happy with his son, and many people in Chang'an City came to celebrate. Even Ni Liuye, the yin and yang messenger who didn't deal with Long Xiaomo, came to visit, hoping that Lord Long Xiaomo would not remember the villain, and hoped that Long Xiaomo would not embarrass him in Chang'an City in the future.
But recently, there was not even a single person in the Qin Wangfu to visit Long Xiaomo. Not to mention that Li Shimin personally came to thank him, even the military generals of the Qin Palace, and even a group of literati such as Fang Xuanling did not come to see it.
At this time, Sanlaizi ran in and said, "Brother Long, Brother Long, Princess Langya has come to visit you in person." ”
When she heard the name Princess Langya, Long Xiaomo couldn't help but swallow her saliva. He and Princess Langya had a skin-to-skin relationship, and the relationship was very ambiguous. And Xing Ling'er seems to have heard some lace news between Long Xiaomo and Princess Langya.
When Long Xiaomo heard Princess Langya coming, she couldn't help but look back at Xing Ling'er next to her. I saw Xing Ling'er pinching each other's knuckles with both hands, and the joints rattled non-stop.
Long Xiaomo said: "Don't don't, all the guests come to the door, give me some face, okay? Don't make the scene too ugly." ”
"Hmph. Xing Ling'er snorted softly and said, "Give you face, who will give me face?" ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Why bother, why bother?"
When Long Xiaomo's mouth was still in fragments, Princess Langya had already arrived in the house, and before anyone arrived, the voice came first, not the sound of talking but the sound of various jewels on her body clanging.
Long Xiaomo glanced at Princess Langya, and found that Princess Li Xiuyun of Langya was dressed in a formal, very considerate palace dress, with all kinds of jewelry inserted from head to toe.