Chapter 128: Dad, I'm Your Son!
It's going to be dark.
In the ancestral hall.
"Alright, it's getting dark. Wang Dashuai looked at his pocket watch, and then at the sky outside, and ordered: "Guards, you all go out! But I tell you, if I go out of this door first tonight, then the world will be peaceful." But ......"
Wang Dashuai pointed to the three of Uncle Jiu and Wen Cai Qiusheng, and continued: "However, if the three of them come out first, they will all be killed!
"Yes!
More than a dozen guards armed with spears saluted in unison.
When the three of them heard this, the expressions on their faces changed.
Wencai and Qiusheng were a little scared, but Uncle Nine glanced at Wang Dashuai very unhappily, muttering in his heart that after so many years, this bastard still likes to spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain!
The meaning of Wang Dashuai's order is obvious.
He was just afraid that in the ancestral hall, Uncle Nine and others would harm him after closing the door.
When the time comes, if he can't get out alive, then the three of Uncle Jiu and his apprentice will be buried for him!
Of course, even if Uncle Nine doesn't want to harm him, if he doesn't protect him well and he has an accident, the three of Uncle Nine and his apprentices will also accompany him to the funeral!
Anyway, I want to force Uncle Nine to ensure his safety, that's right.
As for why Wang Dashuai let his soldiers go out and did not stay in the ancestral hall to protect him directly, the reason is also very simple.
Because he actually still believes what Uncle Nine said, his father has become a zombie.
And for the supernatural event of becoming a zombie, Wang Dashuai felt that it was better not to let his subordinates know, otherwise it would be easy to cause riots.
So.
Although in Uncle Jiu's heart, Wang Dashuai is just a straw bag, he can only coax girls to be happy, and nothing else. But in fact, this is Uncle Jiu's slander against his rival.
Wang Dalong, how can he really be a straw bag who doesn't know anything?
If this is the case, he will not be able to get to this position step by step and become the commander of the party in power!
This person obviously has some real skills, and his brain is also very smart.
Wang Dashuai waved his hand and said to the guards: "Okay!
Soon.
More than a dozen guards exited the ancestral hall and closed the door.
But who knew that as soon as he closed the door, Uncle Nine suddenly had a stomachache, because he ate Japanese sashimi for the first time at noon, his stomach was not used to it, and he was going to have diarrhea.
Uncle Nine covered his stomach, his legs tightly clamped his buttocks, and asked Wang Dashuai, "Where is the toilet?"
Wang Dalong pointed to the door on the side, and said with a smile: "It's ...... outside."
Uncle Nine hurriedly opened the door and ran outside.
As a result, as soon as he ran out, the soldiers outside saw that it was him, not Wang Dashuai, and carried out the order without hesitation, and began to shoot in warning, and a circle of bullets hit the feet of Uncle Jiu, so frightened that Uncle Jiu almost couldn't hold back and pull his pants......
Wen Cai and Qiusheng were also startled when they heard the gunshots, hurriedly came over, and asked with concern, "Master, are you okay?"
Wang Dashuai smiled happily and said, "You go out!"
Uncle Nine covered his stomach with one hand, pointed at Wang Dashuai with the other, gritted his teeth and said, "Good boy, you have a kind! You wait for me......"
Before he finished speaking, the pain in his stomach made him unable to speak more, and when he turned his eyes, he saw that there was a night pot next to him, and he immediately didn't care about the image, took off his pants and began to crackle.
After pulling for a while, he had time to take care of his face, and took down the panel on the table next to him and blocked it in front of him.
"Tempeh ...... Hahaha...... Dou Dou Ying, you want to laugh at me to death!" Wang Dashuai smiled extremely happily.
The two fought as rivals for a long time, and Uncle Nine was angry with Wang Dashuai, and Wang Dashuai would not have a good impression of Uncle Nine.
Now that I have the opportunity, I naturally have to play a good trick on me and take revenge.
"Tempeh...... British?"
When Qiusheng and Wencai heard this, their eyes widened and they looked at their master curiously.
Wang Dashuai laughed when he heard this, and took the initiative to explain: "Your master robbed women with others back then. As a result, I couldn't do it, and I couldn't grab it, so I ran to become a Taoist priest. As for the brothers before him, they called him Daoist Shiying and Daoist Shiying. Screaming and screaming, it becomes a tempeh!hahahaha!"
Speaking of the past, Wang Dashuai couldn't help but laugh happily.
Wencai and Qiusheng were also the first time to hear these gossips from their masters, and they were also overjoyed and couldn't laugh.
It turned out that the master became a Taoist priest because he failed to rob a woman, so he became a Taoist!
Tempeh Ying, this nickname is too funny!
Uncle Jiu's stomach was surging at this time, and he didn't have time to take care of the two apprentices.
But don't worry about it, retribution will come soon.
Wencai and Qiusheng, who also ate Japanese food at noon, soon couldn't bear it, and their stomachs began to snort, and they were in pain and were about to diarrhea.
So there was a very speechless scene, Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng each found a vase, and the three masters squatted side by side behind the plank and began to squat at the tuba.
The scene was very bad at one point.
At this time, there was a sudden sound in the coffin, and the coffin lid immediately rose to the sky.
A figure in a shroud slowly stood up from inside the coffin.
It was Wang Dashuai's lost father.
Although he had already prepared for it, his father may have turned into a zombie, but Wang Dashuai, who saw this kind of object for the first time, was still frightened, and he didn't care about laughing at Uncle Jiu, so he hurriedly said in a trembling voice: "Dou Dou Ying, Dou Dou Ying! Hurry, my dad is alive!What should I do!"
Uncle Jiu's stomach was almost stretched at this time, so he could actually wipe his butt to help.
But thinking of Wang Dalong's bastard appearance just now, and he kept exposing himself and laughing at himself, Uncle Nine didn't want to help immediately.
"I have a stomachache, I can't help you, you can do it yourself!" Uncle Nine said leisurely.
Wang Dashuai saw his father stand up completely, stretching out his long nails, showing fangs in his mouth, and jumped towards him, he was so frightened that his face turned white, and said, "Dou Douying, don't be kidding! What can I do?"
"Just don't exhale just yet. As long as you don't breathe, zombies won't be able to see you!" Uncle Nine said.
When Wang Dashuai heard this, he quickly pinched his nose and stopped breathing.
Sure enough, after his father jumped out, he went around him twice, and never found him.
But Wang Dashuai, as an ordinary person, couldn't hold his breath for the three of the nine uncles, and after a while, he couldn't hold his breath, and couldn't help shouting: "Dou Bianying, don't! Hurry up and save me! If I die, you three masters and apprentices will have to bury me too!"
But it's fine that he doesn't speak.
As soon as he opened his mouth, his dead father immediately discovered his breath, rushed towards him, and grabbed him by the neck.
"Let me go...... Let go of ......"
"Dad, I'm your son! Let me go! Don't kiss me! I'll call you Dad!"
Wang Dashuai was really scared to death, and he put his hands against the zombie's head, preventing it from kissing him.
It's a pity that his father couldn't listen at all, and was bent on kissing his neck.
The two quickly got entangled and rolled to the ground.
Wang Dashuai is not a pedantic person, he knows that it is useless for him to beg for mercy, and the person who wants to kiss him now can no longer be regarded as his father. He saw a few bricks on the ground next to him, so he grabbed one and slammed it into the zombie's head.
"Let go, let go, let go!
Wang Dashuai's father is an ordinary zombie, who has just evolved to the stage where he can suck human blood, but he is not very powerful, but the zombie body is still relatively hard.
Several bricks went down, and the bricks were broken, knocking out the zombie's head a little deformed, but this did not hurt the zombie's vital parts, and it had little effect on the zombie.
Instead, the zombie took advantage of this opportunity and moved its head closer to his neck.
This scene frightened Wang Dashuai's soul and did not possess his body.
Uncle Nine saw that it was almost over, and the revenge was almost returned, so he slowly pulled his pants and snorted coldly in his heart:
"Wang Dalong, you straw bag, let you snatch my Lian Mei! Let your subordinates shoot me!"
With a sigh of relief, Uncle Nine was ready to save Wang Dalong.
Suddenly.
The door to the ancestral hall was pushed open from the outside.
Two figures walked in from the outside, it was Zhang Jing and Mi Nianying!
If Zhang Jing was alone, the guards outside would definitely stop him and wouldn't let him in. But Mi Nianying is Wang Dalong's sister-in-law, and these soldiers all know each other.
Mi Nianying wanted to come in, so they naturally had to let them go obediently.
"Huh?"
Zhang Jing was a little surprised to see the scene in the ancestral hall, and he didn't know which one Uncle Nine was playing.
However, seeing that there were zombies, Zhang Jing was not polite at all, and the seven-star sword in his hand immediately waved, stepped on the three-step Ding Gang, and rushed over as fast as lightning, and easily killed it with one sword.
"Ding, kill one of the black zombies and get 150 merit points!"
The merit is worth it, and it is beautiful.
When Mi Nianying saw this scene, she was so frightened that she couldn't speak.
Because of the zombie killed by Zhang Jing, she recognized who it was.
Isn't this my brother-in-law's father......? How did you live?
Moreover, I want to kill my brother-in-law!
Uncle Jiu, who had finished pulling his stomach, was about to take action to destroy the zombies, but when he saw Zhang Jing suddenly appear, he asked in surprise, "Zhang Jing, why are you here?"
"I returned to Renjia Town from Tengteng Town yesterday. I heard Tingting say that Uncle Shi has come to Ping'an County, so I came over to see the situation. Zhang Jing explained, and then glanced at Wencai and Qiusheng, who were still hiding behind the wooden board, and said with a strange expression: "Uncle Shi, what's going on with you?"
Uncle Nine coughed and said, "I lost my stomach at noon." ”
At this time, Wang Dashuai slowed down for a while before he got up from the ground, but his face was still red and swollen, a little out of breath, he kept retching, and pointed at Uncle Jiu and said, "Dou Douying, did you just think you would die and not save ......?"
Uncle Nine spread his hands and said innocently: "You saw it, I have diarrhea, and I can't save you." ”
"You ......" Wang Dashuai glared at Uncle Jiu viciously, but in the end he didn't think much about it, suppressed his anger and said, "Count you ruthless!"
Then he glanced at Zhang Jing again, and asked with a look of arrogance, "Hey, who are you?"
Uncle Nine frowned when he heard this, blocked in front of Zhang Jing, and said, "His name is Zhang Jing, and he is my nephew." He killed your father just now to save you. Wang Dalong, don't be ignorant!"
In this era, even after the elders die, they are still elders, and the feudal concept is very serious.
For example, Ren Fa was like this at the beginning, even if he knew that his father would turn into a zombie, he didn't agree to be cremated, but he didn't want to spoil the corpses of his elders.
But now Zhang Jing directly killed Wang Dalong's father with a sword, and Uncle Nine was a little worried that this guy would trouble Zhang Jing.
Wang Dalong glared at Uncle Jiu and said, "Do you need to talk nonsense with your tempeh?" After speaking, he looked at Zhang Jing and said, "Zhang Jing, right? As long as I can do it, I will never shirk. ”
Zhang Jing laughed dumbly when he heard this.
Originally, he was also worried about the same as Uncle Jiu, for fear that this middle-aged fat man was a fool, and he saved him, and he would have to trouble himself in turn.
Unexpectedly, this person is quite clear about right and wrong.
"No need. Aren't you my uncle's friend, you should save you. Zhang Jing said with a smile.
Wang Dalong glanced at Uncle Nine again and said, "He and I are not friends!
Uncle Nine also glared at Zhang Jing and said, "Who told you that I was friends with him?"
Zhang Jing smiled wryly and stopped talking.
Oh yes.
These two are old rivals, and they can't pee in a pot, how can they be friends.
Next.
It is to sawed off the fangs of zombies, grind them into powder, and use them to give Wang Dashuai to cure his strange diseases.
After doing all this, everyone returned to the Great Marshal's Mansion.
On the way back, Uncle Nine pulled Zhang Jing and asked in detail about what happened in Tengteng Town.
Zhang Jing didn't hide it, whether it was killing a thousand-year-old zombie, or his own cultivation and breakthrough in the magic technique, he told Uncle Jiu.
After hearing this, Uncle Nine was immediately shocked.
I thought that the problem of Tengteng Town was not very big, but who would have thought that there were hundreds of zombies in Tengteng Town, and there was also a thousand-year-old flying zombie that had been sealed for a hundred years!
If he had known that this was the case, he would not have let Zhang Jing and the Four Eyes Dao Elder and others go, and he would definitely have to follow him personally.
In comparison, Zhang Jing's promotion of the True Yang Gong to the fifth layer and the Five Thunder Mantra to the fourth layer did not make him so frightened.
First, Zhang Jing's talent was awe-inspiring, which made him a little numb to Zhang Jing's demonic performance;
"Fortunately, there is no danger, fortunately, this thousand-year-old flying zombie has been sealed for a hundred years, and it cost the price to break the seal. Otherwise, if you encounter this level of flying stiffness, even if your Five Thunder Spell is raised to the fourth layer, you will not want to destroy it!" Uncle Nine let out a sigh of relief and said with palpitations.
Zhang Jing nodded.
He could also feel this when he fought against the Millennium Flying Zombie.
If this is not the case, the system will not only give 2800 merit points after killing him.
"The real thousand-year-old flying zombie is not only many times more powerful, but it is almost immortal! Back then, the senior master of the Yin family was able to suppress and seal the thousand-year-old flying zombie, and his cultivation was not far from even if he was not at the realm of a heavenly master. At least it's the Mage Realm!And if you can use the Five Thunder Spell to bombard this thousand-year-old flying zombie, it should be that it spent a great price in order to break the seal, and even its cultivation has regressed, so it can't maintain immortality and immortality. ”
Uncle Nine sighed.
What Zhang Jing killed, in a strict sense, can no longer be regarded as a real thousand-year-old flying zombie. It's just that it used to be a thousand-year-old flying zombie.
If it is a real thousand-year-old flying stiff, even if Uncle Nine follows him, I'm afraid it won't be of much use.
The master realm is divided into three levels: refiner, mage, and heavenly master.
Every level is a huge chasm, and there is a world of difference in strength.
Most of the cultivators who have stepped into the master realm are actually staying in the realm of refining the master.
Just like the Thousand Crane Dao Chief, the Four Eyes Dao Chief, and the Ninth Uncle, the three of them are.
The ninth uncle, who is the strongest among the three, has been in the realm of refining masters for many years. But if you want to reach the mage realm with one floor less, you don't know how long you have to wait.
Among the disciples of Maoshan, if they can reach the realm of a mage, they don't need to come out and garrison one side like this to sharpen themselves. Instead, you can return to the Maoshan Sect and concentrate on cultivation, and don't go out of the mountain easily if it's not a big event!
Because of the mage realm, he is a real top master of a sect, a character with a general backbone.
In the hope that one day in the future, I will be able to step into the realm of the Heavenly Master.
After chatting about Tengteng Town, Zhang Jing began to talk about the Dashuai Mansion.
"By the way, Uncle Shi, have you found your old ...... Forehead. ”
Zhang Jingxin was straightforward, and subconsciously almost said the word "old lover", but fortunately stopped in time.
"What did you find?" asked Uncle Nine.
"Ahem...... Zhang Jing coughed and asked, "Have you found that Mrs. Dashuai is abnormal?"
"Sister Lian is abnormal? Uncle Nine shook his head and said, "I found that the subordinate next to Sister Lian felt a little abnormal, and he should have learned a little bit of sideways." But I heard Nianying say that she came to help Lian Mei stabilize the fetus, and every time Lian Mei had a stomachache, she would help, so I didn't trouble her. ”
Evil cultivators generally don't do good deeds.
But for the sake of money, in order to cling to the warlord's handsome, you can also do some good things.
So Uncle Nine thought that the demon servant was invited by Wang Dalong.
Zhang Jing shook his head and said, "Uncle Shi, you can just look away." The woman beside Madame Handsome is not an ordinary evil cultivator, but a demon servant! The woman in Madame Handsome's belly is carrying a demon baby!"
"What!" Uncle Jiu, who had always been calm and calm, couldn't help but shout in shock when he heard the words.
"Dou Douying, what's going on?" Wang Dalong, who was walking in front, was startled by the shout, and immediately turned around and asked.
Wen Cai and Qiusheng, who were chatting with Mi Nianying, also came over and asked, "Master, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, it's nothing......" Uncle Nine breathed a sigh of relief, barely calmed down, and responded.
When everyone turned around, Uncle Nine looked at Zhang Jing with an anxious expression, and asked in a deep voice, "What's going on?"
Zhang Jing pursed his lips.
It seems that in Uncle Jiu's heart, his first love sister Lian Mei has a very important status.
It is estimated that he will not be so out of shape when he encounters danger himself.
Zhang Jing told Uncle Nine about his discovery.
After hearing this, Uncle Jiu's eyebrows furrowed deeply, his expression was worried, and he kept whispering in his mouth: "It's troublesome, it's troublesome now!"
"This demon baby must be expelled from Lian Mei's body! And it can't hurt Lian Mei's body and move her fetal qi!"
"Sister Lian has been pregnant with a child for so many years. In this life, it is estimated that you can only get pregnant once. If she had a miscarriage this time, Sister Lian would definitely be very sad and devastated......"
Zhang Jing listened to Uncle Jiu's muttering and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
I didn't see that Uncle Nine was such a very affectionate person.
Even if her Lian Mei didn't marry Wang Dalong with him, he didn't have the slightest resentment in his heart. Although he was very unhappy when he saw Wang Dalong, it did not affect his instructions to Lian Mei to live happily.
So even if his sister Lian is pregnant with Wang Dalong's child, while ensuring the safety of the other party, he must do everything possible to save the child in the other party's belly!
It's definitely true love.
And ordinary men probably don't have such a mind.
"This demon baby finally ran out and found a mother that could grow up for him, I'm afraid he won't run out easily, right?" Zhang Jing asked.
Uncle Jiu's eyes narrowed slightly, and he said in a deep voice: "Under normal circumstances, it is absolutely impossible for him to come out on his own. So, we had to think of something else......"
Soon, Uncle Nine had a countermeasure in his mind.
After everyone returned to the Dashuai Mansion, Uncle Nine also personally helped Mi Qilian take the pulse.
Of course, Wang Dalong was also supervising when he was taking the pulse, and he was afraid that Dou Douying would have ill intentions towards his daughter-in-law.
"How is it, Dou Bianying, how are my wife and my son doing?" Wang Dashuai asked lightly.
Mi Qilian glanced at her husband and persuaded: "Dalong, don't call Brother Ying Dou Ying, how ugly it is." ”
Wang Dalong felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, but he didn't want to brush his wife's meaning, after all, she was a pregnant woman and couldn't be angry, so she asked again: "Lin Zhengying, what's the situation." ”
After Uncle Jiu checked, the worry in his heart became a little heavier, knowing that what Zhang Jing said was not false at all.
Lianmei was indeed put into the body by the demon baby!
But after looking at the demon servant with a gloomy look next to him, he didn't want to tell the real situation to worry the couple, so he reluctantly smiled and said, "It's okay, everything is fine with the fetus." ”
Wang Dalong breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this.
Then he immediately drove Uncle Nine away from his wife, and didn't let Uncle Nine sit next to his wife, looking like a crazy demon protecting his wife, and said coldly: "Since that's the case, then I don't have anything to do with you here." Tomorrow morning for dinner, you can go back. ”
Uncle Nine frowned when he heard this.
Of course he can't leave!
Even in the past few days, he didn't dare to leave the Marshal's Mansion for half a step.
The demon baby in Lianmei's belly is about to be born, just in the past few days! He must keep an eye on it from time to time to prevent accidents from happening.
Fortunately, Mi Qilian helped Uncle Jiu speak, and complained: "Dalong, Brother Ying only saved your life today, even if you are not grateful to others, but you can't dare to leave in such a hurry? Brother Ying rarely comes to Ping'an County, so let him stay in the house for a few days, you can treat him well." ”
Wang Dalong was even more unhappy in his heart.
But he still didn't want to save his pregnant wife's face, so he looked at Uncle Jiu, his eyes revealed a threatening look, and he asked with a smile: "Lin Zhengying, do you want to stay?"
This tone is almost equivalent to saying directly: Lin Zhengying, you hurry up, if you don't get out, I'll be rude to you!
If only usually.
It is not uncommon for Uncle Nine to stay in this handsome mansion for a long time, anyway, after a few glances at Sister Lian, he will be satisfied, and he can go.
But now, as if he didn't understand the overtones in Wang Dalong's words, he nodded and said, "Okay, I'm also thinking about shopping more in Ping'an County, so I'll live in your house for the next few days." ”
The corners of Wang Dashuai's mouth twitched suddenly.
You really want to stay here longer, I think you are plotting against you! Look at how I clean you up, you must clean you up clearly!
Uncle Nine didn't bother to pay attention to what Wang Dalong thought.
After confirming Lianmei's situation, he hurried back to the house and began to write letters.
To deal with the demon baby, even if he cultivates to a high level, like Zhang Jing, there is no good way.
However, the little junior sister Aunt Sue is specialized in managing spirit infants, so there must be a way.
So Uncle Nine is going to write a letter and ask Aunt Cane to come over and help!
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