Chapter 186: Everything Goes Wrong (Happy Mid-Autumn Festival)

In Fushan City, at the foot of the Nine Veins Holy Mountain of the Fushan Holy Land, in a tavern that is not big or small, Feng Linwan and Cangzhuzi have been drinking wine together for half an hour.

At this time, the atmosphere on the wine table was already much warmer.

Although they are still in the stage of testing each other, they are no longer hard.

Feng Lin was smoky, pretending to be sincere and saying a lot of 'truths', and the routine of nine truths and one falsehood came easily.

It made the seemingly experienced Cangzhuzi very moved, and after drinking a few more glasses, the wine was not intoxicating, but self-intoxicating.

"I'm telling you, I feel... The whole world, all... Everybody was targeting me. Actually, I'm really good, I'm really good. ”

Cang Zhuzi shook his fingers and said very indignantly: "Before I was thirteen years old, I was fishing in Tianchao Lake, and after I was thirteen years old, I accidentally became the boss of the boat gang. ”

"But... But I'm not reconciled! I don't want to be left in a small place. So I walked out, inquired in many ways, and successfully befriended an outer deacon of the Fushan Holy Land and joined the Fushan faction... became an outer disciple of the Fushan faction. ”

Feng Linwan listened quietly.

And didn't interject.

Many times, many people think that their lives are legendary enough, magnificent enough, and enough to write a book of at least three million words. But actually... That's it.

At least Feng Linwan didn't feel any information from Cang Zhuzi's description that made him 'excited', which made him want to find out more specifically.

"But... But, my good fortune seems to be coming to an end. After joining the Fushan Holy Land, I felt like I had fallen into bad luck, and I couldn't do anything well. Like before, it is simply the norm to go out and encounter a strong person who is affected and almost killed. What's even more unfortunate is that the pills that others eat have all increased their cultivation, but when I took the pills, I was almost 100% hit and encountered a poisonous bad pill. Even if others don't improve their practice, they won't regress, and my cultivation will go crazy every once in a while, and my meridians will be damaged. Other people's confidants, even if they are not alluring to the country and the city, are also small jasper. And my confidante..." Speaking of this, Cangzhuzi's eyes are green, and there seem to be too many unspeakable secrets, even with the power of wine, he can't bear to say it.

"How is your confidante?" I have to say, at this point in the topic, Feng Linwan finally became interested.

Although it is immoral to rub salt on other people's wounds, but... He was also not familiar with Cangzhuzi. So it's not him who hurts, it's better to let him say it and make everyone happy!

Cangzhuzi's face changed from white to blue, and from green to red, a few changes, which was really wonderful.

Feng Linwan picked up the wine glass and hurriedly persuaded him to drink.

After two cups of yellow soup, or I was already depressed in my heart, and after being aggrieved for a long time, Cangzhuzi finally said: "The first one, in fact, I really didn't mean to, I was originally a brother with her." Who knew that she had such a rough beard, such thick leg hair, such a thick voice, and so strong muscles, she was actually a woman... I just fell asleep with her drunk, and she pestered me. said that I ruined her innocence, and I didn't marry... ”

When Feng Lin heard this, he tried his best to restrain his urge to burst into laughter, and pinched his thighs hard.

After all, it's too rude to laugh in front of you, and laugh behind your back... Laugh behind your back.

"The second... The body is highly poisonous, the whole body is full of poisonous sores, I heard that she was once a rare peerless beauty, I believe it is true, and I tried my best to help her detoxify, and she also made a promise to live and die with me. Who knows... Liars! are all liars! It's better to let her have poisonous sores and pleasing eyes. ”

When Feng Lin heard this, he didn't smile, but just pouted.

"The third one, but it is a fellow sister, with a pretty appearance, a petite body, and a sweet voice, many people have pursued her, but she is unmoved, but she has always been in love with me... ”

Speaking of this, Cangzhuzi's expression was extremely complicated, with remorse and a hint of imperceptible tenderness.

"Isn't that great? the third!" Feng Linwan instinctively realized that things were not so simple.

"Hahaha... Very good, what a fart!" Cangzhuzi flipped the table angrily, and then used the strength of the wine to excuse himself and go crazy with alcohol.

For the sake of the two copies of silver that Feng Linwan threw over, the tavern junior, who was about to come over to accuse, quietly retreated with the silver.

Cangzhuzi's eyes were as wide as copper bells, patting his chest, and then let out a mournful voice: "Before the flower and under the moon, a total of three lives, where love goes, everything will fall into place..." Go with the flow. Unexpectedly, the beauty has no boudoir, but there is an extra dagger under the belly... Hahaha!"

Speaking of this, Cangzhuzi burst into tears, obviously heartbroken to the extreme.

Feng Linwan hadn't reacted at first, but the next moment he suddenly woke up and looked at Cangzhuzi with very compassionate eyes.

He raised the wine glass in his hand and toasted him again.

What an iron-blooded man this is, in the face of such a dense blow, it is already remarkable that he can still live calmly.

"Can a person's luck really be so bad?" Feng Lin was amazed, then opened his eyes and looked at the top of Cangzhuzi's head.

I saw a purple gold brilliance shrouded in the sky above the head of Cangzhuzi, conjuring up the scene of the fairy king, and there was the fairy palace Qiongyu, looming between the gods outside the sky.

"Damn... This is at least the treatment of a momentary protagonist! It's not worse than that little monk, and maybe even a little stronger, how can it be so miserable?" Feng Linwan was stunned.

Widened his eyes again and looked closely.

Vaguely I found that although the luck on Cangzhuzi's body is strong, it is very illusory, just like the moon in the well, the flower in the mirror, no matter how beautiful it is, it is not real.

"His luck was stolen. Now he is incomplete, as if he has been castrated. Therefore, he will experience some things that only the 'protagonist' will experience, but he will not get the treatment and ending that the protagonist deserves. ”

"For example, the general protagonist, when encountering a master battle, can basically pick up some cheapness, either the fisherman profits, or successfully saves one of the parties, and then develops a master-apprentice relationship or a lover relationship, or a brotherly relationship. But Cangzhuzi often encounters masters, but the consequence is just to run for his life, and there is no benefit at all. Generally, the girls who are disguised as men that the protagonist meets are all stunning beauties, and such girls often have big minds that make them distressed, and they suffer from the difficulty of bondage, forming a contrast and cuteness. But when I got to Cangzhuzi here... My sister is a real man!"

"The only girl who has met a good look... But it's just a psychological girl, and she may be older than him when she takes it out. What kind of hardship is this, and what kind of psychological shadow has even been caused?" Feng Linwan looked at Cang Zhuzi with extremely sympathetic eyes.

At the same time, I also feel more emotional, the horror and inexplicability of luck.

A protagonist who has no 'real character' is down, and he is really far worse than ordinary people.

"That... Have you ever wondered if you have provoked something that you shouldn't have provoked since your luck is so bad?" Feng Linwan didn't plan to meddle in Cangzhuzi's affairs, but he was very interested in why Cangzhuzi became like this, so he asked tentatively.

Cang Zhuzi raised his head suddenly, his eyes were red, and said: "How the hell do I know, I'm thinking now, can I beg an elder to help me take a look at the Fushan Festival to see if I have provoked something dirty." ”