Shen Nong was soaked in a basin of water.

Shen Xingpei listened to the courtiers who had parenting experience tell him how to take care of the children, and hurriedly wrote them down in a small notebook.

Finally fished Shen Nong out of the water, the water was already cold, Shen Nong was shivering from the cold, and his fleshy little lips were purple.

It's late autumn, the cold is coming, not to mention children, adults are going to start adding clothes, Shen Nong dislikes: Shen Xingpei doesn't look like a good husband and father at all in this life, and he can't even take care of a child.

Isn't it true that as a normal man, you can't take care of your children and government affairs at the same time?

"Daddy, cold~" The small body simply curled up in a ball and got into Shen Xingpei's arms.

Shen Xingpei wiped her body with a blanket, personally changed her clothes, and changed it, but his face was blank: "Next time you pee again, Lao Tzu will whip you!"

He was like this, he never favored anyone for ten children, never!

When the ministers outside heard this, they almost forgot that the other party was their boss, and immediately accused: "How can you be such a fierce child?"

What's more, Shen Nong's urine helped them solve a big problem.

There were even excited people who ran in directly, and when they saw Shen Nong's lips trembling from the cold, they immediately couldn't help it.

"As a father, take a bath and wash the child like this, and still have a fierce face?"

"Why don't you apologize to your child?

"yes, yes, why are you so careless, what if you get cold?"

Nonsense.

Shen Xingpei swept over with a cold sword wind, and the ministers were suddenly dumbfounded.

What were they doing just now? No, what was the emperor doing just now? Wasn't it the emperor who turned the early dynasty into a child-rearing scene? If it weren't for Shen Xingpei who had to change Shen Nong's clothes first, and the common sense of action was still so lacking, wouldn't they be able to help but cry out to help?

So......

They quietly glanced at Shen Xingpei's face, okay, a thousand mistakes, of course the leader will not be wrong.

The ministers were silent, and their heads were thinking about whether they had a cushion bag with foot pads and buttocks, and whether it was enough for the emperor to punish them.

"Uncles and uncles, thank you for reminding me, although Daddy is not skilled enough now, Daddy will study hard. Shen Nong poked his head out of Shen Xingpei's arms, a small one, and his eyes were crooked into a crescent when he laughed, "Daddy said, right?"

Shen Nong's small hand pulled Shen Xingpei's clothes, blinking his big round eyes, looking very cute.

Shen Xingpei felt that his behavior just now was too undignified.

I thought in my heart, I can't get used to Shen Nong anymore, just now it was because of Shen Nong's words that she stayed, which caused an embarrassing situation.

Then he opened his mouth and said, "Nong is right." Shen Xingpei wanted to slap himself.

Shen Nong smiled sweetly: "Daddy, it's cold, change your clothes quickly." ”

The ministers retreated very sensitively. Whew! False alarm! It's like saving your ass once.

After going to the morning court, after going back, it was almost time for breakfast.

In the past few days, Shen Xingpei has not eaten much because of the drought in Guanzhong, but now it has been solved, and Shen Nong pestered him to say that he was hungry - hmph, children are trouble.

Didn't you just have a late-night snack last night?

As soon as Shen Xingpei remembered what had happened this morning, he felt as if he was stunned.

No! Something has been wrong since last night!

He also favored Shen Nong in the past, but Shen Nong was not as pestering as he is now, and he would not be so indulgent, what was wrong? Although he thought so, Shen Xingpei still asked people to prepare a meal.

I remembered the parenting scriptures that I asked for from my ministers when I was in the next court.

Shen Xingpei quietly opened it behind everyone's back, closed the book, and instructed the palace people without changing his face, saying: "The princess's diet should be lighter and easy to restrain herself. ”

"Yes!"

"Wait!" Shen Nong shouted to the palace people who were about to go down, "Daddy, Daddy's rice is fragrant and delicious." ”

The corners of Shen Xingpei's eyebrows twitched: "Do you want me to cook for you personally?"

Shen Nong's head is like pounding garlic.

She was heartbroken for Shen Xingpei and those nine terrible sons.

Shen Xingpei is no longer as virtuous as in his previous life, and in this life, his wife died early, but Shen Xingpei has not continued the string.

When she cultivates those nine sons well and marries them, she will also enjoy her life, who will accompany Shen Xingpei at that time? So Shen Nong must find a wife for Shen Xingpei.

But what woman would like a man who can't even take care of a child?

Women like to go to the hall and the kitchen, to be able to do both the duties of their husbands and the role of fathers.

She's not being vexatious right now.

Shen Nong raised a small face and said pitifully: "Nong wants to be Daddy's meal." ”

Enough is enough! I have lost enough of my face today! Shen Xingpei coldly glanced at the eunuchs and palace maids who were smiling fiercely. No matter what, I can't agree to any of Shen Nong's requests today.

"Then what do you want to eat?" Shen Xingpei asked.

Shen Nong's eyes rolled slowly, and he casually said a few dishes that were once Shen Xingpei's specialty dishes in his memory, and Shen Xingpei's face darkened when he heard it.

What kind of poems are ginkgo, flower laurel fish, deciduous pipa shrimp, and steamed Jiang Yaozhu, which is clearly embarrassing him.

Even if he became an emperor, he hadn't learned so many dishes, let alone made them. The little milk ball in front of him is a ghost horse elf.

Shen Xingpei lifted the back collar of the small milk ball like a chicken, threw the person into his arms, and supported the child's soft body with his arms.

When Shen Nong hugged him, the smell of milk rushed into his nose.

"Daddy is so nice. Shen Nong kissed him in the eyes, "Nong Nong likes Daddy the most." "Finally, I don't have to worry about those bastards poisoning and murdering themselves.

Another danger has been lifted.

Shen Xingpei felt that her eyes were wet and warm, and for the sake of her solving a big problem today, she finally agreed to this request.

That's the last one.

Shen Xingpei Tie had a blue face, his face was stinky, but the corners of his mouth rose uncontrollably, and the picture looked so weird and weird.

Here, Shen Xingpei took Shen Nong to the imperial dining room to cook.

On the other side, Shen Ji heard that Shen Nong followed Shen Xingpei to the morning court today, and his eyes almost fell off in fright, did that stupid guy really want to be the princess?

He already felt that the eight elder brothers above were sharpening their knives, and they were about to attack him and Ben Nongnong.

God, how could he meet Shen Nong's pig teammate?

Shen Ji walked towards the palace in front of him, and halfway through, he bumped into a young man in white and was stopped.

Fu Xiaolou smiled at the bottom of his eyes, handed him a package of proportionally prepared medicinal herbs, and said, "The princess has taken this medicine for a long time, which can solve the discomfort of her body. ”

"Sick?" Shen Ji scolded directly.

This person looks young and serious, how can he talk nonsense with his starling brother Shen Xin?

Fu Xiaolou didn't care.

"The princess doesn't have to feel sick and embarrassed. He said, "The princess is doing a good job today." is Xiaolou Guanzhi, presumably the princess has some symptoms of kidney deficiency, so she gave the princess a party without authorization. ”

Shen Ji understood, and he smashed the medicine on Fu Xiaolou's face.

"Do I look so much like Shen Nong's stupid ass?" Shen Ji crossed his waist in anger and pointed to his face.

Fu Xiaolou was stunned for a moment, he was a young prime minister, and he recognized the wrong person?

Shen Ji was so angry that he flicked the two cannons above his head: "I'll dye this thing green tomorrow, so that you people don't always admit your mistakes." ”

The stupid man is actually more popular than him, everyone recognizes him as Shen Nong, how can anyone like a stupid person?

Hum, puff up!

But his eyes rolled, and Shen Ji thought of something more important: "Do you know what the stupid Nong Nong has done today? Tell me, I won't sue my father and say that you want to harass Nong. ”