Chapter 034: Da Lang ...... Great Sage, drink a bowl of water
Half an hour later, the originally majestic Monkey King wanted to cry without tears, and his expression was sluggish.
That's right, he escaped the torture imposed on him by the heavy hoop, but the tight hoop is mentally, constantly torturing him, destroying him, belittleing him, and challenging his bottom line of monkey life!
"Wukong, do you want to pick a seaweed dance to relax?" Xuanzang smiled and looked at Sun Wukong, who was carrying his luggage, and kindly proposed.
"Master, I'm not tired...... old grandson" Before Sun Wukong could speak, Xuanzang's face was dark and calm, and his mouth began to recite incantations in pieces.
Sun Wukong only felt dizzy for a while, and hurriedly nodded: "Don't don't, don't don't, the master has something to say, and I will do it." ”
So, Sun Wukong challenged the luggage to sway from side to side, like a drunk old man, while Xuanzang kept beating beside him.
"Like a seaweed seaweed, drifting with the waves...... Seaweed, seaweed, dancing in the waves......"
"Seaweed seaweed, no matter how stormy it is, I have my happy ......"
Sun Wukong scolded in his heart while jumping: "Ma Dan, there is a kind of mantra that you take out the heavy hoop from your luggage and don't recite that damn spell." What kind of broken luggage is this, do you think that my Monkey King can't do it?"
As if sensing that Sun Wukong's expression was not good, Xuanzang sighed and said, "Apprentice, is it too embarrassing for you?"
"No, no, no, it's not difficult at all, I'm happy apprentice. Sun Wukong blinked, and immediately grinned: "However, if the master can be kind and don't let my apprentice dance this kind of dance, I will naturally be happier as an apprentice." ”
"Don't worry, being a teacher is not an unreasonable person. Xuanzang clasped his hands together, and then glanced at Wukong with a smile, seeing that the monkey's scalp was numb.
"No, master, Lao Sun just made a suggestion, this seaweed dance is quite good. Sun Wukong felt bad, but Xuanzang coughed and said: "The apprentice has a suggestion, how can the master sit idly by." ”
"Why don't we change to a song to learn cat meow?" After speaking, Xuanzang ignored Sun Wukong's objections, and began to clap the beat, singing with a smile: "Let's learn cat meow together, meow meow together." in front of you, oops meow ......"
Monkey King: "......."
Meow you are a dead bald head, and dare to step on the bottom line of the old grandson, believe it or not, the old grandson will send you to see the Buddha with a stick.
System: "Congratulations to the host for successfully changing the song for death, Sun Wukong vomited blood in his heart, and gained experience points +50!"
"What's the matter, Wukong, don't you like it?" Xuanzang took out the other two hoops and asked with a smile while wiping them carefully.
"No, Lao Sun likes it very much!" Sun Wukong gasped and stared at the hoop in Xuanzang's hand, feeling that the monkey life was gray.
In desperation, he continued to writhe his red buttocks and reluctantly began to dance constantly.
When the four Gong Cao and the others saw it, they all looked curiously at this strange scene in front of them.
Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said: "You dare to take a look, be careful that Lao Sun beats you to death with a stick." ”
The four values of Gongcao and the others were startled, and they all shrank back in fright.
Seeing this, Xuanzang couldn't help but shake his head and said, "Wukong, it's not okay for you to scare others like this." Besides, you can't just talk about it. ”
Monkey King: "???"
"Although the poor monk knows that you are extremely brave, but there will be times when you have manpower, and you can't kill the gods with a stick...... Xuanzang said slowly.
"No, master, Lao Sun really didn't lie to you. Sun Wukong's face was anxious, and he quickly explained.
"Or, you try? I want to see if you really didn't cheat as a teacher. Xuanzang smiled.
Four-value Gongcao: "!!"
Five Directions: "!!"
Six soldiers and six armor: "!!"
Apologetic Jialan: "!!"
System: "Congratulations to the host for teasing the gods with death, experience +30!"
Xuanzang: "Garbage god, so many talents have thirty points of experience." It's better to be our Wukong baby. ”
So, Xuanzang, who was sympathetic to his apprentice, decided to let Sun Wukong only dance for four, five, six, seven or eight hours, and no longer forcibly asked him to jump again.
After all, people's energy is limited, there is no need to rush for a while, there is still a lot of time to torture tomorrow...... Phew, it's to educate this stubborn apprentice.
"Apprentice, you are also tired this day, and you have worked hard. Come here for the teacher, and get a bowl of water for you, you can drink it quickly. ”
Xuanzang took a bowl of water from the spring behind him and brought it to Sun Wukong with a smile.
Sun Wukong's face changed drastically, and he said in a deep voice: "Master, are you calculating Lao Sun again?"
"How is it possible, what do you say, do you and I look like that kind of person? Don't be suspicious, like an old eunuch. Xuanzang's face changed slightly, and he scolded cheekily.
"Then tell me, why is the color of this spring water blood-red?" Sun Wukong took a deep breath and pressed the urge to beat the dead bald head to death.
"What about the trust between good people? Master, how can I be willing to pit you, if you don't believe in being a teacher, I will drink it for you. ”
Xuanzang looked like he hated that iron could not become steel, beat his chest, and was about to drink the blood-red spring water.
"Wukong, don't you really drink it? Xuanzang asked kindly again.
"No, the apprentice asks the master to drink first. Sun Wukong replied without dripping.
"Wukong, you don't believe in being a teacher, you're very disappointed and sad to be a teacher. Xuanzang sighed and put down the bowl, pretending to cover his face and cry bitterly, but looked at Sun Wukong through his fingers.
"No, please keep your promise, drink the water quickly, let's go on the road to learn from the experience." Sun Wukong urged.
"Okay, but I always feel uneasy. Until then, please let the teacher recite a Heart Sutra to relax. Xuanzang snorted, then folded his hands and began to read in pieces.
"Ouch, the old grandson's head hurts, please don't read it. Sun Wukong only felt that his scalp was numb, and the whole person was not good, and he immediately rolled on the ground in pain.
"Oh, I'm in a slightly better mood now. Xuanzang smiled, then picked up the bowl of water and said, "Wukong, don't you really want to give it a try?"
"Yes, Lao Sun drank it, Ma Dan!" Sun Wukong scolded, picked up the bowl of water, and scolded.
"Wukong, did you just say foul language? Ma Dan is a Buddhist disciple should say it?" Xuanzang squinted his eyes and asked harmlessly.
"No, no, don't get me wrong, master. Lao Sun said, didn't the Bodhisattva say that he would send a dragon horse as a footstep? He didn't come for so long, did he still not hatch out of the egg? So Lao Sun used horse eggs to express his anxiety and desire to take the Western Scriptures. ”
Xuanzang: "......"
If the whole village doesn't help you, I'll help you! Our family's big apprentice, why is he so good?