Chapter 935: Nonsense

Li Ji's divine consciousness waited for the two of them, and he greeted the Taoist who flew over alone, and the two met again, and it was not more than a month.

"Brother Dao is in a hurry, don't you stay in the mine for a while?"

Li Ji pretended to say, this statement is also hypocritical, he really has the demeanor of an ancient cultivator, Leng Xuan should have stopped or told him in advance when he calculated him, and in the end he still chose to support his junior sister, this is Li Ji came out alive, changed his hands and was soft, and died in the palace, who did he reason with?

He seems to be upright and trustworthy, but in fact he is indecisive and does not dare to insist, such a character, if he does not fall well at both ends, he will one day suffer a big loss! Of course, compared to most two-faced monks, he is still good, and with the identity of Garan, he can only respond to things in vain.

"The little brother is here to explain a thing or two to the elder brother, originally I wanted to say it in the mine star, but the elder brother left suddenly, so I had to take the liberty to stop the big driver, don't care!"

Li Ji waved his hand, pretending to be generous, "Since it didn't cause a result, and your junior sister received a punishment, then this matter will be over, does Brother Dao still think that the younger brother will find old accounts?"

Yan Yu said embarrassedly: "Xiaoyou misunderstood, I'm not afraid that Xiaoyou will find a back account, sword cultivation is very good, and it is famous in the cosmic cultivation world! I just want to talk to Xiaoyou about my junior sister.

Her motive for making a rash move, this is indeed very funny to say, and the impact of Daoyou's punishment on her is not as insignificant as Xiaoyou thinks, Xiaoyou's punishment is really forcing my junior sister to a dead end!"

The metaphor said Leng Xuan's deep-seated motive, and he couldn't understand the meaning of this motive, but Li Ji understood it,

"What kind of crime did this woman suffer when she was a child to be so extreme?

Words only feel that talking to people in my life has never been so embarrassing, but there are some things that must be said,

"My junior sister hasn't suffered any sins since she was a child, probably because she has read too much books, and her understanding of some maverick and accomplished female cultivators in the history of cultivation has been deviated;

A few years ago, Jialan came to a famous monk, can judge the future, can know life, in private the sister is to ask the monk to divination, the divination shows that the sister and the brother of Nalian Lu are the best fate, a match made in heaven, but there are still some ups and downs, so, my sister has become a little abnormal......

Xiaoyou's punishment, basically cut off my junior sister's hexagram road, these days are lonely and unhappy, I don't know what she's thinking, what do you think, a woman of 100 catties, Xiaoyou, you let her increase to 200 catties, is that still a person? It's just a meat ball, such a shape, how can there be a male cultivator who can see it?"

Li Ji was speechless when he heard this, and he explained to himself, "Brother Dao, maybe the one in your power can't even talk about Lu Hao?"

Yan Yu shook his head, "Xiaoyou thinks that everyone else has the same hobbies as you? My senior brother Lu, the most arrogant person, is peerless, extraordinary in appearance, really a person among the gods, how can he look at such a vulgar and fat idiot?"

Li Ji looked disdainful, and said in his heart, that is not necessarily, Xuanyuan has a peerless martial arts trip, and that is also a fairy-like character from the outside, what is the result?

Fairy characters?

But you can't say that, it's too hurtful, "I understand, I understand, my main intention is to punish her for gaining weight, as for gaining a few pounds, it's up to her, adding a pound is also an increase, adding a hundred pounds is also an increase, and I won't talk about it when we meet afterwards, do you think that's good?"

Yu Yu was overjoyed, what he was waiting for was Li Ji's words, otherwise her junior sister would not be able to come out to meet people in the future.

"Thank you Xiaoyou, thank you for your understanding, I promise on behalf of my sister here that I will not be the enemy of Xiaoyou in the future, I swear by this!"

Li Ji got cheap, and he wanted to sell it, "Actually, I proposed this punishment, not all because of disgusting noble junior sister, but also to help her deepen her understanding of the Great Dao, she is neither willing nor helpless!"

Yan Yu was surprised, "Why does this still have anything to do with the Great Dao? I don't know, and I ask Xiaoyou to teach me!"

Li Ji pretended to be profound, "The Great Dao in the world, there is no distinction between high and low, if you talk about the origin, there is also a sequence, the beginning, chaos, time, space, five elements, creation, destruction, yin and yang! Yin and yang is the eighth way, I look at your junior sister, I also have an appreciation of yin and yang, right?"

Yan Yu nodded, "Xiaoyou's eyes are like torches, indeed, although my junior sister's main path is not yin and yang, yin and yang are her secondary cultivation paths, and she also spent a lot of time in it, what, what does this have to do with punishment?"

Li Ji continued to ask: "Senior brother, do you know what yin and yang are?"

The words said: "Although I don't know yin and yang, but I also know some fur, the sympathy of the two qi, the incarnation of all things, there is yin in yang, there is yang in yin, impulse is harmony, up and down, heaven and earth, movement and stillness......"

Li Ji smiled, "Brother Dao only said part of it, but in fact, it can be summed up, that is, everything has its own two sides of the same body, which are mutually opposed, interdependent, and inseparable! There are good and bad, fast and slow, virtual and real, dynamic and still, and upper and lower...... Only when you are fat is you thin!"

Yan Yu's eyes widened, "Can you still understand that?"

Li Ji's face was unfathomable, "If you want to pass through yin and yang, how can you not be fat and thin?" Your junior sister has been thin for hundreds of years, but she doesn't know the trick of it, and there is another mystery, the reason why she gained weight is really to help her deeply understand the secret of yin and yang, but you don't know what I mean, it's a pity, it's a pity!"

"This, this ......" is a little wrong with the intuition of the words, but I can't find the wrong fallacy, what this sword cultivator said, every sentence does not deviate from the avenue, it sounds impeccable, and it is natural.

After thinking about it for a long time, he suddenly woke up, "Xiaoyou also cultivates yin and yang, but why don't you gain weight by yourself?"

Li Ji laughed, and the person had drifted away, leaving a sentence, "Because Lao Tzu has a big fist!"

Yan Yu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and after saying it for a long time, the last sentence of his grandmother was the truth! This is the logic of sword cultivation, right?

However, he didn't take it too seriously, after all, people have experienced life and death in the palace, and it is not too much to make a verbal teaser! It's just that how can he tell his junior sister after he goes back, is it to let her keep her promise, or is it a joke? Anyway, the crow will not pursue it!

After thinking about it, somehow, I felt that the nonsense of sword cultivation might not seem to be a good way to persuade me?