Chapter 42: Xiaodao is a monk
Qin Feng almost lost his mind when he heard this, Nima's Zhang Dan'er dared to blaspheme Lao Tzu's junior sister!
However, Qin Feng still calmed down, because Qin Feng knew that he would lose if he was impulsive. Losing to a little hairy child, what is your face?
This is the same as facing Li Mu and Huang Yu, no matter what, they can't let themselves be embarrassed and angry, only in this way can they not be invincible.
In this way, Qin Feng put his hands behind his back and walked towards Zhang Dan'er with a masterful attitude.
"Zhang Dan, your mother is so busy, won't you go to help? You are also a big person, I don't know how to be sensible?" Qin Feng wanted to give Zhang Dan'er a dismount in the tone of an adult.
Zhang Dan'er still smiled stupidly and said, "My mother doesn't need my help, she said that I just need to seduce Yangxi to marry home, and I don't have to do anything." ”
As he spoke, he pinched a ball of mud and smashed it at the clay man's buttocks, and the buttocks were a little bigger. Zhang Dan'er nodded with satisfaction, as if saying that only when the ass is big can she give birth to a son.
Qin Feng once again hinted that he should stay calm, and secretly said that your mother's Taoism is profound. Knowing that Xiao Yangxi will definitely be a beauty in the future, you will definitely not lose money when you marry home, and I also know that Lao Tzu has a way to make money, and your family will not worry about eating and drinking after Xiao Yangxi is married by you.
But what stupid are you kid who deserves to daydream like this?
"Zhang Dan, what do you think of Xiao Yangxi's appearance?" Qin Feng said lightly.
"It's good-looking! My mother said, Yangxi will definitely be a big beauty in the future. ”
"Then what do you think you look like?" Qin Feng bent down, picked up a handful of thin mud and pinched it casually, and said, "Look, does it look like you?"
Zhang Dan'er looked at the lump of mud in Qin Feng's hand, which was barely human-like, and then nodded desperately, and said, "Like, isn't this me?" handsome and chic, tall and mighty!"
"I'm ......" Qin Feng threw the mud ball on the ground, and his tone was slightly cold: "Zhang Dan, don't daydream." Zhang Cuihua, the daughter of the butcher on the other side, is suitable for you, and you can hook up with her in the future. You can marry Zhang Cuihua, and your mother's wine shop will not worry about no meat in the future. ”
"Besides, Cuihua's ass must be big! Not to mention giving birth to a son, it won't be a problem to give birth to ten. ”
"But Cuihua is so ugly, she is fatter than me. I just like Yangxi, I don't marry Yangxi!" Zhang Dan'er suddenly smiled, "And I think Yangxi also likes me, Yangxi often beats me, my mother said, beating is love and scolding is love." If Yangxi doesn't like me, why do you beat me up and scold me so often?"
Qin Feng couldn't bear it anymore in the end, and he raised his hand to slap the egg. It's just that this sturdy little cub didn't bother at all, so he raised his head and looked at Qin Feng with a fierce expression: "You dare to beat me, why do you beat me?"
"Why?"
Qin Feng was furious, "Li Mu Lao Tzu can beat you well, do you need a reason to beat you? You don't pee like a bird, and you dare to marry my junior sister? I have to beat you today, if you really want a reason, Lao Tzu will be your stepfather and beat you every day!"
Sister Li is a widow, a woman in her thirties, full of charm. Although the age of the flowering season has not yet reached the age of half-aged, it is the time to be like a tiger and a wolf. In addition, Sister Li is very well maintained, with a plump figure and a peugeot face, and the most proud thing is the charming eyes that appear from time to time.
Qin Feng had seen it a few times, and he didn't resist Sister Li coming up to rub him with oil at all.
Therefore, although it is to scare Zhang Dan by talking like this at this time, it is really not without reason.
After scolding, Zhang Daner was really honest.
However, he looked at Qin Feng with a serious face and said, "Do you really want to be my stepfather?"
"What's the matter? If you're afraid, stay away from my junior sister, otherwise, Lao Tzu will beat you to death!" Qin Feng said proudly.
It's still easy to deal with little kids, so just scare them.
"Mother! Qin Zhenren said he wanted to marry you!"
Before Qin Feng could react, Zhang Dan'er shouted, spread his feet and ran wildly, and ran into the wine store with a smoke.
Qin Feng is stupid!
Damn, is this something that even I covet?
After a while, Sister Li twisted her waist and trotted out, her eyes were smiling and her eyebrows were slight, her eyes were full of tenderness and charm, and her fierce face was a little shy when she beat and scolded the drunk.
Sister Li came to Qin Feng under the leadership of Zhang Dan'er, Sister Li wanted to speak and stopped, only caring about being shy, and finally stretched out her hand and slapped Qin Feng's chest, and said delicately: "Qin Zhenren, you are really, you can just find me directly for this kind of thing, let this little cub pass the word, isn't this to let everyone on the street know?
Seeing his mother's appearance like this, Zhang Dan'er had goosebumps all over her body and shivered several times.
"Mother, are you okay?"
"Get out! the cub who has no eyesight, get the old lady home!"
But when she raised her head to look at Qin Feng, she looked like a little lady again.
Qin Feng didn't expect it to be self-defeating, and he didn't expect that Sister Li would take it seriously!
"Sister Li, in fact, I'm joking with Zhang Dan, you ..... Don't take it seriously. Qin Feng said apologetically.
Against a wicked person like Huang Yu, Qin Feng can still single-handedly shake Kunlun to solve it, but against the common people, Qin Feng is really a little powerless.
Where did Sister Li pay attention to Qin Feng's jokes, kicked Zhang Dan'er who was blocking in the middle with one kick, leaned half of her body on Qin Feng's body, beat Qin Feng's chest with her small fist, and said coquettishly: "Qin Zhenren is thin-skinned, but it doesn't matter, there are no outsiders here." It's really not good, look at me, you wait for me for a while, I'll close the liquor store, let's go directly to my house?"
Who said that Jiangnan women are graceful?
Qin Feng really wanted to scold the person who said this, since he came to Jiangnan, he had never seen a graceful woman!
Sister Li is really very well maintained, and the two strands of softness that are pressed on Qin Feng's arm are afraid that only Liu Yuanshuang can compare with them.
Fortunately, after Qin Feng experienced Liu Yuanshuang's two "offenses", he had already cultivated a certain amount of concentration. Otherwise, it may be ruined right now.
But even so, Qin Feng inevitably had some ideas.
It's just that these ideas are either unacceptable.
Coughing lightly, Qin Feng said in a deep voice: "Sister Li, I have ambitions in all directions, and I don't want to live in a corner. In addition, he is still young and has not yet reached the crown, and it is still too early to talk about marriage. ”
A trace of disappointment flashed in Sister Li's eyes, but she soon said charmingly: "It's not okay to talk about marriage, what about men and women?"
Zhang Dan'er was still pinching the clay figure, but in fact, she was very envious and admired by Qin Feng in her heart. Who has not been beaten by his own mother in Suzhou City? But only Qin Feng can make his mother speak so well.
As for what they mean, Zhang Dan'er doesn't know much about it. Melancholy, melancholy, bearing things that should not be borne at this age, no wonder I can't sleep every night, always thinking about some mess.
Qin Feng was silent, but he was inexplicably moved!
You can't do it!
Sister Li is indeed full of charm and taste, but she is a principled person!
Qin Feng shook his head with a clear conscience and said, "Sister Li, Xiaodao is a monk. ”