Section 80 The panicked Li Chunfeng
Hearing this, Xing Ling'er's face softened, and she said, "I thought you didn't care about my affairs at all." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Didn't you say that you should be serious about emotional matters? Didn't you say that you don't know how to follow the three virtues and the four virtues? It's okay, I'll teach you from today. I don't understand, it's okay, call Zhong Kui, that old master, to teach you. Make sure to keep your training in good order. ”
Xing Ling'er said: "You get out, who told you this." I'm talking about my background. I've told you before that I'm a person who has traveled from the future, so I know a lot about the future. ”
Long Xiaomo seemed to be suddenly woken up by an apple, and said, "Yes, yes, I just remembered." You hurry up and tell me, just look at my face, do I Long Xiaomo have a chance to be rich and wealthy in this life, and whether I have a chance to be fooled by the emperor. ”
Xing Ling'er sighed, shook her head and said, "Say you're stupid, when you fight with others, the eyes of the ghost may be turned, and there are endless demagogic tricks." Call you smart, why do you always look like a child who doesn't grow up. ”
Long Xiaomo pouted and said, "Mom, I want to feed." ”
A mouth of "pop" exhaled to Long Xiaomo's face, although Xing Ling'er's slap speed was still a certain gap compared with Konoha Daogu, but for Long Xiaomo, it was also incomprehensible. So Long Xiaomo basically gave up resistance, covered her cheeks with her hands, and cried "duh".
"That's enough, Long Xiaomo, I didn't make any effort. You have to cry like a, are you going to disgust my rhythm?"
Long Xiaomo raised her head and said with a lewd face: "There are even more disgusting ones, do you want to try it." ”
Xing Ling'er said: "Okay, okay, be serious." Let me tell you, after I came here, the biggest concern was actually the butterfly effect?"
Long Xiaomo picked at his nose and said, "Speak human words." ”
Xing Ling'er said: "Do you see the butterfly by the window? If he flickers his wings, due to various reasons caused by the air current, it may even cause a storm in Luoyang City, and the house will collapse." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Damn, then this is a god butterfly, don't catch it quickly." ”
Xing Ling'er said: "I'm making an analogy, don't be surprised. You know, I'm here more than a thousand years later. Know a lot of things that you don't know. If I told you all of them, it would cause great changes in future generations. And according to the regulations of space-time explorers, it is absolutely not allowed. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "You can rest assured that you were shocked by such a." My Long Xiaomo is a gangster with no ambitions. I will not ask for anything from you, and I hope that I can stay with you for a lifetime and depend on each other. ”
Xing Ling'er said: "Actually, since I got along with you, I have always felt a little guilty in my heart. Maybe without my presence, Ma Xiaocui might not have died. To be honest, in your heart, will you blame me for Ma Xiaocui's death? ”
Long Xiaomo lowered his head, hugged Xing Ling'er deeply in his arms, and said, "What's wrong with you today, talking with a hammer in the east and a mallet in the west." I am very sad about Xiaocui's death, but what does this matter have to do with you?"
"Hmph, you still say. Xing Ling'er's face was originally attached to Long Xiaomo's arms, but at this time, she raised her head, pointed a finger at Long Xiaomo's forehead and said, "Don't you remember? The night Ma Xiaocui died, you said to me viciously Get out, you slut, Sister Xiaocui definitely doesn't want to see you." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "At that time, we obviously didn't get better, how could you care about this in your heart? Could it be that you had already secretly promised me in your heart at that time? A handsome guy of my level is really unmatched in charm." ”
Xing Ling'er said, "Phew, shameless. ”
Long Xiaomo kissed her lightly on the forehead and said, "I just want my little lady, what kind of face do you want." ”
Although this kiss was very light, it made Xing Ling'er feel a strange sweetness for the first time, and the whole body seemed to be connected with electricity, like a little quail, and couldn't help but shake a little, burying her face deep in Long Xiaomo's chest, not daring to move, just quietly.
After a long time, Xing Ling'er seemed to suddenly think of something, and said to Long Xiaomo: "By the way, there is one more thing, I may have to tell you in advance." ”
Long Xiaomo touched her hair with her hand and said, "Shhhh ”
Xing Ling'er wanted to speak and stopped, stopped talking and desired, her little face was flushed, and finally she said: "We also stipulate that space-time explorers are not allowed to have offspring in the same room with people in this time and space. Because the matter of space-time exploration is originally in the exploration stage for us, and if it produces offspring, it will cause irreversible damage to future generations. So, I can't give you a son and a half daughter. That's why I didn't say yes to you so many times you've begged me. At the end of Xing Ling'er's speech, her voice was like a mosquito humming, and her little face was red all the way to the root of her ears, burying her face deep in Long Xiaomo's chest.
Long Xiaomo laughed and said, "Oh, my heroine is also shy." Don't worry, I don't care about it. As long as the two of us can be together and happy, it's fine. ”
Xing Ling'er said: "What you said is good, it is the Sui and Tang dynasties. You think I don't know, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater. Even if you agree, can your stepfather, Nightshade, agree?"
Long Xiaomo said: "Our family bought coffins, and in our era, we were considered untouchables. Your willingness to marry me is already my blessing Long Xiaomo. Why do I still have so much accounting? ”
Xing Ling'er's voice was as faint as a mosquito, and said, "But, we can't usually do that, and I didn't bring a condom here, what if I accidentally have it?"
Long Xiaomo smiled and said, "You confused me, which one are you talking about?"
Xing Ling'er shrunk her head like a quail and said, "It's love, in fact, I also want to be with you, and I also want to have a child that belongs to us." As he spoke, tears slid down his eyes.
Long Xiaomo touched her little head and said, "Okay, don't be sad. Although I don't know how the condom you mentioned is used, don't underestimate us Sui and Tang people? We also have our own methods. I've been with Ma Xiaocui for a few years, don't I have no children? ”
"I hate you. Xing Ling'er hammered the shoulder of the hammer dragon Xiaomo heavily with a small hammer head.
Long Xiaomo said: "Lady, you see, at this time, it is autumn and cool, birds are singing and flowers are fragrant, it is better to be here at this time, we have done things, what do you think." ”
Xing Ling'er lowered her head and didn't speak, and snorted softly in a voice that only mosquitoes could hear.
Although the voice is small, listening to Long Xiaomo's ears is like an empowerment, this is to get Shang Fang's sword. Long Xiaomo picked up Xing Ling'er and put him on the edge of the bed. I saw that Xing Ling'er's eyes were closed tightly, how could she have half the usual appearance of a little pepper.
Long Xiaomo slowly untied her clothes, layer by layer. When he saw it, he said, "So this is a bra, this is the thing you covered your nose in the cave last time." ”
"Nasty. Xing Ling'er hammered him hard a few times. Long Xiaomo said: "I have to study it carefully. ”
"Dragon Gang Master. Outside, Li Chunfeng pushed the door and walked inside, and when he saw this scene, he hurriedly retreated and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”
Long Xiaomo and the others hurriedly got up. I saw Long Xiaomo walking towards the door angrily and said, "What's the matter with you master and apprentice, don't you know how to knock on the door when you enter the door? ”
I saw that Li Chunfeng outside had already fled with a knife in his hand, but he just turned around and said a sentence: "My master has woken up, beckoning you to go to the hall to discuss matters." ”
"Talk about your grandma. Long Xiaomo picked up a tile from the ground and threw it at Li Chunfeng.
"Oops. Li Chunfeng's head slammed into it. But he didn't bother to turn back, and he ran away as soon as he turned a corner.
"Mob. Xing Ling'er had already packed up her clothes at this time, hugged Long Xiaomo from behind and said, "Don't be angry, why are you still like a child." Li Chunfeng is also looking for you, hurry up. ”