Chapter 917: The Best Tea Master (Ask for Subscription)

Chang'e is an extremely outstanding tea artist, and Lin Xi decided to observe her in more detail.

Five hundred years after the Journey to the West, the mortal world is still ordinary and busy.

And in the Toad Palace in the sky, the cold and stunning fairy is soaking in his perfect immortal body in the immortal pool that Wu Gang excavated for him with great mana.

The nine Yan Jade Spirit Dragons secretly given by the Jade Emperor were swimming flexibly in the water of the Immortal Pond, allowing Chang'e to enjoy the comfort of soaking in the hot springs in this Taiyin Star.

Wu Gang held a big axe, robbed the door god's job, and stood at the door with a determined expression without squinting.

The thin veil of clouds blew in gusts of cold wind, tugging at his longed-for heartstrings.

Yet he didn't squint.

He knew... It was the fairy of his dreams, the most revered goddess, who was testing him.

is testing whether he is a righteous gentleman worthy of trust.

Therefore, even if he only needed to release a little thought to take in the long-awaited beauty, he still did not take any action.

Ordinary tea masters know how to tug at a man's heartstrings and make mistakes.

And the best tea master can use the little bit of caution in men's hearts to make them all become righteous gentlemen and not make mistakes.

Of course, at this moment, this superb tea master probably doesn't know.

Just behind him, there was already a not-so-'upright gentleman' guy, who was looking at her with a big grin, and there was no restraint at all.

"Tsk... Although it looks beautiful, it's a pity that there is only C, and sure enough... Generally, girls who look very fairy will not be too spicy. You know me.,If there's no D, it's better not to @ me.,I can't lift my spirits.,I want to sleep.ใ€‚ Lin Xi was talking nonsense at the air seriously, as if someone would really communicate with him.

However, in fact... There really was someone talking to him.

Because, except for Lin Xi, who is blatantly watching.

In the gap of time and space, there is another person... Or a saint who is binge eating ice cream.

In a sense, this person can be regarded as a friend that Lin Xi just made... But there have been tens of thousands of years of friendship.

It seems awkward to say, but when it comes to the special existence of a saint, it is not awkward at all.

This saint is called 'Yunlang', who used to be a monk and later a Taoist priest.

I have experienced the age of the end of the law, but I have not been sanctified in the age of the end of the law.

It wasn't until the Galaxy Age that he found his own path to a saint and became a saint.

Since then, I have been playing the world.

In various planes and planes, it keeps spinning.

The 'Yun Monk' that Lin Xi had come into contact with before was actually a small doppelganger of Yun Lang... Of course, it's the kind that doesn't have an ontological consciousness.

Every once in a while, Yunlang will recycle a large number of his doppelgangers, and then detonate and superimpose a special pleasure in an instant, thus bringing the ultimate pleasure to the soul.

It's like... In an instant, he completed a cry of love with hundreds of millions of girls.

That kind of cathartic passion is surging, and it can even shake his saint's mind.

If you start from Monk Yun, Lin Xi and Yun Lang can even be called old friends.

When Lin Xi walked through time and space, looking for the truth of the end of the law.

Yun Lang spontaneously followed.

Together with Lin Xi, he traveled for tens of thousands of years.

At this time, although it has not yet reached the point of talking about everything, we can still talk happily.

"What kind of aesthetic do you have? Look at this curve, look at this waist-to-hip ratio, and then look at this skin, look at this appearance, temperament, it is indeed an exaggeration to say that it is the first beauty in the heavens and all worlds throughout the ages. But if you really want to take out a few more than she can fight... Not really. โ€

"Let's just say that you are not greedy!" Yun Lang wiped his mouth, as if he was wiping saliva.

"It's greedy, but it's dirty!" Lin Xi said.

Yun Lang said: "Isn't she taking a bath?"

"I didn't see you didn't visit the Qinglou before!"

Lin Xi said: "I'm talking about the heart, in the past, there were only a few fish in her pond, and at most she was a pond owner." It's good now... As soon as the illusion opens, he will directly become the king of the sea. used the name of the first beauty of the Three Realms that he blew up, and coaxed those idiots who thought they were the protagonists of the world to turn around, and it was clearly just an ordinary fairy who stole the elixir, with average talent and slow cultivation. Now she has managed the roots of Nuoda, as well as strong strength. โ€

"If you continue, you may not be far from [Liancheng xs.xyz] from the realm of you and me. โ€

Yun Lang laughed and said: "It's far away! It's far away! Conspiracy and calculation, after all, is only an auxiliary means, the heart of seeking the Tao, and the ability to preach the Tao are the fundamental." You and I can have today, fate accounts for half, calculation accounts for 20%, and the rest depends on our own ability. โ€

Crash!

The sound of clear and crisp water is heard.

Wu Gang, who was standing outside the door, shook his body, and his two strong muscles trembled involuntarily.

"Brother Wu, in fact, you don't need to guard me like this!"

"The cold palace is cold, if you don't cut down the laurel, after a long time, I'm afraid that your cultivation will be delayed, and the cold qi will enter the body and damage the cultivation, wouldn't it be my sin?" Chang'e was dressed in a gauze robe, clinging to her skin, with her bare snow-white feet, like a girl who didn't know anything about the world, and walked out, her pure, soft and extremely beautiful face was even better than the glory of the fairy palace in this month.

The cold wind gently swayed the corners of her clothes, and under the bright light of the Moon Palace, it seemed that she could see something through the light... Yet nothing can be seen.

Wu Gang's face turned red directly.

Suddenly, it seemed that the line of sight didn't know how to place it.

Chang'e also seemed to notice that she was not dressed a little too solemnly, and exclaimed softly.

With three points of shyness, three points of fear and three points of snickering...

Then she walked out dressed more rigorously.

He was about two steps away from Wu Gang and stood still.

"Wu... Brother Wu!"

"I'm really sorry, I was worried about some trivial matters, and I didn't pay attention to my makeup for a while, but I shocked Brother Wu!"

"Brother Wu is a humble gentleman, but the little woman has defiled Brother Wu like this... Chang'e's voice was soft and sweet, with a girlish feeling that seemed to have never experienced the filth of the world.

Wu Gang snorted heavily, blushed and said loudly: "No... It's okay... I... Nope... Sister Chang'e, what worries you?"

"Let your brother Wu share your worries for you!"

The previous words are intermittent, but the latter words are extremely smooth, as if they have been said many times.

"Recently, in the Moon Palace, there are often some strangers coming and going, and I heard that even Haotian Mirror can't see their lives clearly. There are a lot of bad people among them... It seems that the fairy ยทยทยท It seems that there is something about Xiaoxian... Too thin and light. โ€

"I want to ask Brother Wu to teach me some immortal techniques for self-defense, and practice with me. Chang'e said with a red face.

Lin Xi and Yun Lang in the dark clapped their palms at the same time.

"Originally, there was only a 20% probability that it was her, but now... Although they play with means, they still have the true heart to the Tao and establish the Tao. She's not Lin Youyou... She's going to be Wu Zetian! Wu Meiniang back then, wasn't she also a tea master at first!" Lin Xi said.