Chapter 216: Why Are You Raising Your Shoes?
The Pleiades star official stood in place awkwardly, not knowing for a while whether it was better to explain or not.
Tang Sanzang coughed when he saw this, and then slowly stepped forward and said, "General Tianjiao, don't you want to find the whereabouts of your Majesty the Queen? This Pleiades Star Official, one of the twenty-eight constellations, is the Heavenly God above the Nine Heavens, and he can help you. ”
Hearing this turtle in front of him...... Bah...... ...... Phew, this guy who is tall, majestic, and in the wind is a god!
The female prime minister couldn't help but show surprise, and hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Lord Tianshen, and the concubine said that who is such a suave big man." By the way, the concubine has a close-fitting garment here, if the gods don't mind......"
Before she could finish speaking, General Tianjiao pressed down the female prime minister with one hand, and said with a fist: "Lord Tianshen, can you really help us find Her Majesty?"
The Pleiades Star Officer nodded, but for the sake of safety, he hurriedly added: "Although I can follow the breath to find your Majesty, it does not mean that your Majesty the Queen can be safe and sound, you had better be prepared." ”
General Tianjiao nodded, and now that the matter is over, he can only hope that his Majesty the Queen is fine.
So, General Tianjiao respectfully raised an embroidered shoe and handed it to the Pleiades Star Officer.
Pleiades Star Officer: "???"
General Tianjiao took a deep breath, and then said, "This is the shoes that Her Majesty wore before, and they are stained with Her Majesty's breath. ”
The corners of the Pleiades Star Official's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, Why do you let this god smell the stinky shoes of Her Majesty the Queen, what do you mean?
Seeing that the Pleiades Star Officer was hesitant, Tang Sanzang hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed the embroidered shoe and put it on the nostrils of the Pleiades Star Official.
"Lord Xingguan, you taste your taste!"
The Pleiades Star Officer almost fainted from the smell of the shoes, and suddenly rolled his eyes, and hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Enough is enough." ”
"Okay!" Tang Sanzang replied briskly, and then slapped the sole of his shoe on the face of the Pleiades Star Officer.
The face of the Pleiades Star Official, who had received a shoe print, changed slightly, and he said angrily: "Holy monk, what do you mean by this?"
"Didn't you say that you had enough of smelling that side? The poor monk is opening the other side for you and giving you a good smell. Tang Sanzang said with an innocent face.
Pleiades Star Officer: "......"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for slapping the Pleiades Star Officer with the sole of his shoe for death, rewarding +50 experience points!"
Tang Sanzang stared at the experience bar, then snapped again, and hit it hard, almost missing the nosebleed of the Pleiades Star Officer.
"Holy monk, ...... you" The Pleiades Star official trembled with anger and stared at Tang Sanzang angrily.
"The poor monk is afraid that you won't smell it clearly, so I'll give you a closer sniff. Xuanzang squinted his eyes and said.
Seeing that the Pleiades Star Official looked like he wanted to beat himself, Xuanzang hurriedly hugged the black bear spirit on the side, and said with a sad and indignant face: "Black bear spirit, are you better now? I don't know which bastard dares to hit you so hard, it's really unreasonable, too cruel, too shameful!"
The corners of the Pleiades Star Official's eyes twitched, and he couldn't make a sound, so he had to say stupidly: "Holy monk, this matter is one thing, you can't ...... it."
"Black Bear Spirit, what's wrong with you, why do you want to vomit blood?" Tang Sanzang secretly slapped the black bear spirit on the back, and the black bear spirit stared at Tang Sanzang with wide eyes.
"Holy Monk, am I going to vomit blood?" asked the black bear spirit in a low voice.
"What do you say?" A hint of murderous intent flashed in Tang Sanzang's eyes, and the black bear spirit shivered in fright, and hurriedly spit out two mouthfuls of blood.
Forget it, what if I vomit two mouthfuls of blood for that fairy elixir.
The black bear spirit thought about it, and suddenly felt as if he had earned it, and couldn't help but vomit two more mouthfuls of blood.
Tang Sanzang was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the black bear spirit to be so powerful, and hurriedly persuaded him: "Okay, okay, don't vomit, otherwise people will see the flaws." ”
Seeing this, the Pleiades Star Official's face suddenly turned red and white, and he felt that he couldn't help it, so he hurriedly picked up the embroidered shoe and respectfully held it up in front of Tang Sanzang.
"Holy monk, the previous thing was done wrong, and I ask you to punish him heavily. ”
"No, no, no, you are a god, I am just an ordinary foot monk, how dare I punish you. Tang Sanzang repeatedly refused.
Seeing that Tang Sanzang refused to punish him, the Pleiades Star Officer gritted his teeth, then raised his embroidered shoes and beat himself cracklingly, almost beating his old face into a pig's head.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for making a death threat to the Pleiades Star Officer to self-harm, and reward experience points +50!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for dying again to coerce the Pleiades Star Officer to continue self-harm, and reward +50 experience points!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for repeatedly dying......"
"Ding-dong......"
"Ding......
"Ding......
A series of sounds were like fairy sounds, which made Tang Sanzang can't help but be intoxicated, and even a trace of an indescribable smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Seeing this, the black bear couldn't help but gasp.
What's wrong, this dead bald head is getting more and more perverted, it's better for Lao Tzu to provoke him less, so as not to know how to die.
Seeing that the Pleiades Star Officer beat himself to the point that he almost couldn't take care of himself, Tang Sanzang hurriedly held him down and said in an extremely distressed tone: "Star Official, why are you so troubled, are you in pain!"
Tang Sanzang pinched it hard, and the Pleiades Star Officer suddenly shed a line of tears, and shouted repeatedly: "Pain, pain, pain, death." ”
Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, then picked up the embroidered shoes, and said with an incomparably straight face: "Now that the scorpion essence has been removed, it's time to embark on the road to save Her Majesty the Queen, and please go on your way as soon as possible, Lord Heavenly God." Otherwise, it will change later. ”
When the Pleiades Star Official saw Tang Sanzang urging him, his heart sank.
Your uncle, can you be a little later, don't you see that the face of this god is high and swollen? Can you be a little moral?
So, holding a pig's head-like face, the Pleiades Star Officer followed the smell of embroidered shoes for half an hour before stopping in a dilapidated mountain temple.
"Her Majesty's aura has disappeared here, and according to the deference, Her Majesty should be around here. ”
The Pleiades Star Officer looked at the defeated and withered mountain temple, and slammed the door, only to hear two creaks, and a large pile of dust scattered directly above his head.
Pleiades Star Officer: "......"
Everyone: "......"
Seeing this, Tang Sanzang frowned unconsciously and said: "No, this ruined temple looks like it has been going on for a long time, there should be no trace of anyone entering or leaving, if Her Majesty the Queen is here, it is estimated that it will be ......."
Speaking of this, Tang Sanzang didn't say any more, and when General Tianjiao and the others heard it, they didn't feel sad from their hearts, and they cried loudly.
At this moment, the Pleiades Star Official's face suddenly changed slightly: "There is still the breath of a living person here!"