Chapter Eighty-Three: Killing the Cow (Three Watches)

After Xue Zha and Xu Danbo signed the [Gentleman's Covenant], he dragged Tang Dabao to the backyard of the academy.

He said to Tang Dabao: "I have a secret book of magic skills, saying that it is the key to stepping into the realm of language and chivalry, I saw that your spirit, qi and blood have reached a peak when you killed people yesterday, I want to try, can you learn this trick." ”

Xue Zha took out the copy of "Ku Ding Jie Niu" that Bai Yu gave him, he handed it to Tang Dabao and said, "Lao Cai said that there was a problem with the knife technique inside, and I tore it off." ”

"According to my understanding of the cow, I drew an anatomy of the cow, you can take a look at it first, and then try a knife later. ”

"Hmm. ”

Tang Dabao had no extra words, he opened the booklet in his hand page by page, and he found that it was indeed as Xue Zha said, the first half is the explanation of the relevant story of the idiom "Ku Ding Jie Niu", the language is easy to understand, and there is no difficulty in classical Chinese, it is the part that Xue Zha has translated;

After Xue Zha saw him finish reading it, he asked directly, "Is it okay?"

"Try it. ”

Tang Dabao replied cautiously, because he didn't understand where the "cow" came from?

He wanted to ask this question, but he saw Xue Zhe squeezing his eyes and saying, "Are you curious about how I conjure a cow?"

Tang Dabao nodded, he pursed his lips and wanted to question, but he saw that the golden light between Xue Zha's lips was rising, and the four syllables were spit out quickly and rhythmically.

Tang Dabao saw that at some point, a chicken feather was pinched in Xue Zha's hand, and the golden power between his lips sprayed on the chicken feather, and in an instant, a mooing cow roared out, and nine majestic red bulls appeared in the yard.

Xue Zha snapped his fingers and said, "Try it...... I don't know if it's going to work. ”

Tang Dabao nodded stunned, he didn't know what Xue Zha had done, "Why...... Why does a chicken feather become nine cows in the blink of an eye?"

Obviously, he is a big level lower than Xue Zha, and he can't understand the syllables that Xue Zha said when he released the idiom "Nine Cows and One Hair".

Xue Zha didn't let him be stunned all the time, he kicked this guy's ass and said, "What are you doing in a daze, kill the cow, Dabao!"

"Huh...... Eh, yes, yes. ”

Dabao, a middle-aged man in his forties, was excited like a child at this time, he seemed to have returned to the years of being a fool, but this time he was from the heart, and the smile on his face was not stupid but like an innocent child.

Xue Zhe watched Dabao bring a knife from the kitchen, and he watched Dabao be overturned by the cow when he tried to insert the knife into the cow's neck.

"Hahahaha...... You didn't kill cattle like that!"

Xue Zha put down the new version of "Ku Ding Jie Niu" he made, he recalled the picture of killing cattle on TV he had seen in his previous life, and his hand slipped an elusive trace.

He was just a knife, he just recalled the anatomical diagram he wrote in the booklet of the new edition of "Ku Ding Jie Niu", his knife was like an eye, cut out along the back of the cow, and cut the entire back of the cow flatly, the tip of the knife did not touch any bone, the next moment, his wrist flipped, cut across the butt of the cow, brushed countless knife flashes, a cow seemed to be dismembered, a quarter of an hour, it became a neatly stacked piece of meat and a pile of cow bones, a pile of cow internal organs.

During the whole process, Xue Zha only took a breath, and when he put away the knife and stood up, his mouth slowly opened, and a mouthful of turbid qi with some black blood was exhaled, and Xue Zha felt as if his body was a little lighter.

Bang Bang Bang ...... Bang Bang Bang!

Tang Dabao woke up from his stunned state, he applauded quickly, he couldn't help but appreciate, the scene just now was really amazing.

"Do you know, Brother Xue Zha, ...... just now Just now you were like dancing, brushing, brushing, and the cow was cut by you, and it was so neat and so unwounded. ”

Tang Dabao gestured while talking, and he vividly told Xue Zha what he saw just now, and Xue Zha was self-doubting.

"I ...... Is it so handsome?"

But the next moment, Xue Zha's reaction, he kicked Tang Dabao's ass and scolded: "What are you doing in a daze, do you think you don't need to learn to kill cows if you pat my ass? Hurry up, you don't have to sleep if you can't finish killing these cows tonight!"

Tang Dabao looked at the remaining eight cows, his chest slapped loudly, and he promised: "Don't worry, Brother Xue Zha, there are only these cows left, and it will be a matter of minutes." ”

"Hmm...... How did I find out that you're a guy who likes to brag about Haikou!"

Xue Zha's chin was pinched, and his eyes emitted a light that made Tang Dabao's heart uneasy.

Xue Zha...... Brother Xue Zha, or ...... Why don't I start now?"

"Press ...... Good. ”

Xue Zha handed him the bloodstained knife, and then took out a chicken feather from the elephant swallowing gourd in his pocket, and he once again performed the idiom of [nine cows and one hair] in Tang Dabao's shocked gaze, and in an instant, the yard changed from eight cows to seventeen cows.

"Uh...... Still coming?"

Tang Dabao looked at Xue Zha with despair in his eyes, and he pinched another chicken feather in his hand at some point.

Xue Zha grinned at him, and said, "I think that to cure your braggart disease, you have to kill more cattle." ”

As he spoke, a golden light erupted from his lips again, and the chicken feather in his hand turned into a mooing nine-headed cow again.

Although Tang Dabao was desperate, he already knew that he should hurry up.

But Xue Zha still didn't intend to let him go, he took out chicken feathers from the elephant swallowing gourd one by one, and he released the idiom "nine cows and one hair" again and again, if he hadn't stolen the chicken and dropped a lot of chicken feathers on the road, it is estimated that the entire backyard of Wutong Academy would have to be turned into a cattle pen.

Tang Dabao raised the butcher's knife with a numb expression and killed a cow, and Xue Zha reminded: "Hmm...... Dabao, don't be overturned again, or ...... I'll go find a chicken and pluck all the hair from it. ”

Tang Dabao shuddered, the knife in his hand fell off, and he shouted in despair: "Brother Xue Zha, I was wrong, I will definitely kill all these cattle before lunch, and I will definitely try my best to practice [Ku Ding Jie Niu] before tonight." ”

"Hmm...... That's right? Don't be so desperate, you'll thank me for practicing divine skills. ”

Xue Zha walked past Tang Dabao with his hands behind his back, he felt: He is a good person, he helps people improve their strength and does not charge money for others, this high wind and bright festival can issue a certificate on the earth.

After Xue Zha left the cattle pen in the backyard, he went straight to find Cai Guoxi.

When he entered the door, he saw Su Long and Cai Guoxi clinking glasses and drinking.

"Uh...... Lao Cai, are your public relations skills so good?"

Xue Zha asked in shock, he thought it would be good if Su Long didn't leave, but he didn't expect that Cai Guoxi actually "turned enemies into friends".

As soon as Su Long saw Xue Zha, he didn't have the cold face before, he got up enthusiastically and grabbed Xue Zha, and said, "Brother-in-law...... I don't know, it's my little sister who is stupid, let me tell you brother-in-law, as long as you help our brothers teach our little sister a lesson that Xu Zhiyuan, I will make the decision for her, and I will continue to complete the marriage contract with you when I turn back. ”

"Uh...... That, I actually ......."

"Ah...... Childe, you taste it, you taste it, this is Dabao's father's specialty dish, this roasted pork ribs, the selection of materials is exquisite, the color and flavor are complete, you eat two pieces and eat two pieces. ”

Saying that, Cai Guoxi directly took a clean bowl for Xue Zha, and paused the bowl heavily in front of Xue Zha, and his eyes were full of worry and reminders, as if to say: "Childe...... Don't puncture my bragging!"