"Have you never looked in the mirror? You collectively despise others like this, you are so ugly!"

"You ......"

"Yue Xiaolou!"

Feng Xiaoxiao exploded instantly.

"Who are you thinking of yourself? mad in the heavenly realm, mad in the human world, the last time you looked in the mirror was tens of thousands of years ago?"

"I'm sorry. ”

Yue Xiaolou put the streamer back on the ground, hugged it on his shoulders, and it was still light.

"This little immortal is seven hundred years old, tens of thousands of years ago, but he hasn't been there yet! ”

"Huh...... You know what you are......"

"One thing is clear, though. ”

She took out a handkerchief and wiped the flowing saliva away, as if it wasn't such a shameful thing, but she was just wiping the stains on her good friend's face, everything was done very naturally, but the words on her lips hit the face directly.

"Human nature, color, you don't eat fireworks so much, don't dress yourself up beautifully?"

“......”

Feng Xiaoxiao and the others felt that an egg was stuffed in their throats, and they looked at the cool skirt on their bodies that was shorter than the T-shirt and pants of Streamer and Yue Xiaolou.

Yue Xiaolou wiped his shiny lips with a handkerchief, carefully examining the color of the empty space. Again.

"I really don't take the skin so seriously, usually when dating boys, don't try to pick a good-looking and pleasing fairy friend before the moon?"

"You ......"

"Ahh ”

“......”

Touching the coquettish little streamer face on her shoulder, she seemed to think of something, and handed the veil to the most powerful girl she had just called.

"By the way, you guys aren't lustful, wipe all the makeup off your faces, and see a few people who dare to come out to meet people. ”

"Hmm!"

All the girls collectively covered their faces and retreated, and the twins looked the most frightened, looking at Yue Xiaolou and complaining with resentment.

"Are you the devil?"

"To rub you rub. ”

Yue Xiaolou shrugged, taking it for granted.

"This little fairy is all based on this makeup-made face to see people! This little fairy is lustful, this little fairy doesn't wipe it, but if you need it, ......"

Yue Xiaolou stared at the twins gloomily, and took out two familiar yellow talismans from the storage bag.

"This little immortal can use muffled thunder to reshape your face. ”

The twins looked at the two talismans, and instantly remembered their unpleasant past in Linglong Pavilion, and their faces were even more bleak and frightened, as if they saw a monster that was more terrible than the devil, they completely covered their faces and hid behind Feng Xiaoxiao and them, and then made no sound.

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As soon as they didn't make a sound, the others continued to leak themselves under the sun, so naturally they didn't dare to speak again.

Yue Xiaolou shook off the two talismans, put them away, and his eyebrows stretched out like his mood had changed a lot.

"Well, it's much cleaner now, it's so noisy every day, it's not like a fairy. ”

The girls looked at her with resentment +1+1 and +1.

Squinting and hugging the girls, he finally quieted down, looked back and forth at all the girls, and asked.

"Is it alright? Alright, we can get down to business. ”

"Senior brother. ”

The fire teammate who had a team friendship with Yue Xiaolou and Streamer raised his hand, and pointed to the little streamer who had not yet returned to his soul in Yue Xiaolou's arms with the other hand.

"What about the Streamer Fairy? She looks like this, she can't assign tasks, right?"

Hugging the past, the streamer was still [babbling] delirious, it wasn't Yue Xiaolou hugging her, I was afraid that she had already pounced, sighing, he was also surprised that this usually clever little fairy could still be like this.

"If she can't recover, it's a real problem. ”

"Uh-huh!"

Some boys said timidly.

"We're going to be dangerous, too. ”

"Now it's dangerous for boys to go out alone. ”

"yes!"

Yue Xiaolou looked at them evilly, and said strangely.

"So you have to protect your temperament! Don't flirt with it, girl in the world, but it's better than a streamer tiger wolf, beware of not being able to get off. ”

"Huh?"

She managed to make the boys frightened too, hugging her and shaking her head, pointing to the streamer in her arms, urging her unhurriedly.

"Let's talk about this first, you can't wait for her to come back like this, right?"

Yue Xiaolou looked back at the streamer, but he didn't feel too troublesome.

"It doesn't matter. ”

As he spoke, he turned over the storage bag for a while, turned out a transformation talisman, and threw it on his head to turn into a talisman with one hand.

"Male and female, yin and yang, change!"

A thick fog surrounded her entirely, and then she saw that the streamer's figure was empty, and she was caught by a hand again, but this time it was no longer the small T-shirt of Yue Xiaolou just now, although it was not much taller than many boys here, but it was half a head taller than before Yue Xiaolou and the streamer.

Everyone was amazed, and after the fog cleared, they saw a very handsome baby-faced man, very skillfully holding the streamer, with short linen curly hair, white shirt and jeans, beautiful eyebrows, round eyes, Xiao Qiong's nose, red lips and white teeth, at first glance, it looks like an adult version of Yue Xiaolou's male body, but ......

Everyone looked at her as a whole, and couldn't help but be weird, Qianyan stared at her with a gloomy face and asked.

"Are you male or female?"

Yue Xiaolou's habitual tugging of the curly hair on his sideburns made him a little inexplicable.

"Female?"

"And what's the matter with your body?"

Qian Yan pointed directly at her, Yue Xiaolou followed his gesture and bowed his head, and when it became clear what position he was referring to, Yue Xiaolou covered it and stepped back, blushing and screaming.

"Hooligan! Of course, it's a collected body! I met a narcissist during the previous tribulation, and I helped Ben Xiaoxian block a natural disaster and die, and then I couldn't bear to let my body rot, so Ben Xiaoxian promised to take his body for him forever and make the best use of it, this is just the image of Ben Xiaoxian on his body!"

Everyone was silent, and Qianyan's mood was a little complicated.

"It's uncomfortable to see my baby's face grow on a man's body. ”

"Qianyan Immortal, what are you talking about?"

"No ......"

"You can do this shapeshifting technique, but ......"

Hugging and pointing to the streamer suspiciously, he said.

"What does this have to do with our question?"

"Yes?"

Yue Xiaolou immediately helped the streamer in his arms and patted the streamer's face.

"Streamer, Streamer, wake up, look at me. ”

The streamer woke her up, obviously looking delirious.

"Huh, Xiaolou, how did I see your face grow to a man's face? Oh, it's pretty good, ah! Baby-faced little wolf dog! Give my sister a ......."

When the line of sight was clear, defenseless, Yue Xiaolou was kissed by the girl, Yue Xiaolou's face was stiff, and Qianyan's face was pale......

"Thousand Faces Immortal Friends ...... Calm Down"