Chapter 292: Hurry up and welcome the poor monk back to the Dragon Palace
Tang Sanzang frowned, thinking that he still shouldn't be whimsical, it was better to ask for something practical.
"Can the poor monk ask for a book?"
Faced with Tang Sanzang's request, the relic soul said that there was no problem, only to see him smile slightly: "What a good boy who loves to learn, you can say it." ”
"Can you borrow the Western Tianzhen Sutra to show the poor monk?" Tang Sanzang said with a sincere face.
Relic Soul: "......"
What's the matter, are you joking with this seat? This Western Tianzhen Sutra is there, how could Lao Tzu get it to you.
"Ahem, why don't you change another one?" the relics soul took a deep breath.
Tang Sanzang pursed his lips and muttered, "What kind of garbage old man, he can't do any trivial things." ”
"You say one more, and I promise to do it. The relics felt a toothache, but in order to get out, he had to promise Tang Sanzang again.
"Well, the poor monk will make one more request. Tang Sanzang sighed, squinted his eyes, and said, "Can you send the poor monk back to Earth? ”
The relics soul took a deep breath, looked at Tang Sanzang for three seconds, and then returned to the relics crying.
No matter how Tang Sanzang slapped the relics, he just wouldn't come out.
"Isn't the poor monk too much?" Tang Sanzang began to reflect on himself, but immediately he shook his head.
Doesn't I just want to forge ahead and be a good man, isn't this too much?
Isn't it too much to like to study and read books and be a wise scholar?
Isn't it too much to miss your homeland and be a wanderer who wants to return home urgently?
It's not too much at all, okay? It's clear that you're too trashy and incompetent.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for crying the relic soul, reward experience points +30!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for making the relics soul gradually self-contained, and rewarding experience points +30!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for forcibly modifying the main quest to the death, rewarding experience points +100!
Tang Sanzang: "???"
What rice, the poor monk didn't do anything.
Just as Tang Sanzang began to wonder, the originally radiant relics began to gradually dim......
"Hey, hey, wake up, don't fall asleep. Tang Sanzang gasped in surprise and hurriedly slapped the relic.
Accidentally, the relic fell to the ground with a clatter, and then rolled down the bluestone staircase.
This Jinguang Temple is hundreds of meters high, the so-called dangerous building is 100 feet high, and you can pick the stars by hand.
The bluestone slabs paved along the road are at least hundreds of meters long.
I saw that the relic rolled faster and faster, and rolled more and more rapidly, and then hit the baffle at a corner somewhere with a bang, and flew out of the tall tower.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
"Don't, don't!" Tang Sanzang let out a miserable scream, watching as this relic fell from a high altitude and shattered his bones!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for destroying the thousand-year-old relics, and reward experience points +200!
Tang Sanzang: "......"
At this moment, a large dark cloud suddenly drifted from the sky, and then a frightening rain of blood poured down all over the sky.
"What's going to happen here?" Tang Sanzang looked shocked, and then ran to the tower to take a look.
I saw that in the midst of the rolling dark clouds, a monster holding a crescent shovel stared at him with a hideous face, and said with a happy face: "You are the thousand-year-old relic?"
Tang Sanzang: "???"
"You're right, this handsome monster, poor monk...... This seat is the soul of the thousand-year-old relic!" Tang Sanzang took a deep breath, puffed out his chest, and said with a straight face.
"But aren't you supposed to glow?" the youkai holding the crescent shovel was a little confused.
He came here and raised a bloody storm in order to take away the Buddha bone relics of Jinguang Temple.
However, the guy in front of him feels a little out of place no matter how you look at it.
What's more, he doesn't shine at all!
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, rubbed his bald head with his hand, and then crushed a moonlight spirit talisman.
I saw an incomparably bright light light light up from the top of Tang Sanzang's head.
"I am light, I am electricity, I am the only mythical ......" Tang Sanzang hummed a small tune, then slowly stepped forward, clasped his hands together and said, "This seat has been here to welcome you for a long time. ”
"Eh, do you know that this pony will come to steal the Buddha beads?" the nine-headed pony was taken aback, and said in his heart that he had sneaked in, but he didn't expect to be discovered.
"Hehe, five hundred years before this seat, five hundred years after that,...... In the middle of 500 years, he knows everything and knows everything. Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and said: "I might as well tell you that on the main hall of this pagoda, the king of this sacrificial country has prepared a coffin, and he has also invited the great demon of the Tang Dynasty to prepare to kill all the people who covet the Buddha beads!"
"Are you telling the truth?" the nine-headed colt was stunned for a moment, and looked at Tang Sanzang in disbelief.
"If you don't believe, go down and see for yourself. ”
The nine-headed horse was suspicious, and hurriedly pressed the blood cloud to look down, and sure enough, he saw this coffin placed horizontally above the main hall. And next to the coffin, there were a few monsters with unkind expressions, constantly exchanging heads, as if they were thinking about something.
At the same time, the face of the king of the sacrificial race country above the main hall was gloomy, anyway, the entire hall was full of Xiao Killing.
"Sure enough, thanks to Ben's cleverness, he was one step ahead. Otherwise, you will not fall into your trap. The nine-headed colt secretly rejoiced.
After he returned to the top of the pagoda, he seemed to remember something, and looked at Tang Sanzang with a suspicious look: "But, why do you want to tell this horse these things? Is it possible, aren't you afraid that I will rob you?"
"This seat has been here for a thousand years, in order to wait for a destined person. Tang Sanzang sighed and said slowly: "This thousand-year-old life is really boring......
"It doesn't matter, this horse will welcome you back to the Dragon Palace immediately. At that time, the horse will also feast friends from all over the world, sing and dance, and ensure that you will never be lonely again. The nine-headed colt patted his chest and reassured.
Tang Sanzang was overjoyed, and then with a bright and blind bald head, he couldn't help but run away with the nine-headed horse.
On the top of the main hall, Sun Wukong and others looked at Tang Sanzang lying on the coffin, and several people gathered around and whispered.
"Old pig, you are well-informed, has the master been hooked by the people of that place again?" Sun Wukong wondered.
"It's impossible, it stands to reason that as long as the master doesn't die, the people of the underworld won't trouble us for no reason. Zhu Bajie touched his chin and said.
"That's it. Sha Seng nodded in affirmation.
"However, didn't the Holy Monk say before that he took advantage of the absence of the Jizo King Bodhisattva to drag a world-building demon ape down the dungeon?" said the black bear spirit with a wink.