Chapter 084: Bodhisattva

"Lingji Bodhisattva, I said don't be too stingy, Tang Sanzang shouldn't be trying to tease you. ”

As he walked towards the lobby, the Bodhisattva Persuaded, "You and I have both attained the position of Bodhisattva, what else are you cultivating?" Another day, I will give you a few exercises to give you a chance to impact the Da Luo Jin Immortal Realm. ”

Halfway through Fuxian Road, he suddenly smelled a choking stench, and a look of surprise appeared on his face.

"Did your thatched house burst, why does it stink so much?"

"Fuxian Bodhisattva, how can you talk like this, you are so good...... I'm going, why does it really stink?"

Halfway through the fairy tale, his face changed instantly, and he was also taken aback, how could this little Sumeru Mountain exude a sour smell?

And the great power, who lives near Mt. Komeru, also smells a foul smell.

"It's stinking to death, which bastard threw on the mountain?"

"Make no mistake, even if it is fertilization, it will not use artificial fertilizer!"

"Who didn't pull the poop clean? Pulled the crotch of the pants?"

Several Taiyi Golden Immortals, and even Da Luo Golden Immortals, ran up to Little Sumeru Mountain in a rage, wanting to see what this Lingji Bodhisattva wanted to make trouble.

As soon as they entered the dojo of Lingji Bodhisattva, they saw the same pale face of Fuxian Bodhisattva.

"Fuxian, why are you here too?" the crowd asked, and Fuxian smiled bitterly and wanted to speak. But the next moment, he sensed that something was wrong, and hurriedly summoned the auspicious clouds and flew into the air.

"Fuxian, what are you panicking about? You are a bodhisattva, you are really ......" one of the Taiyi Golden Immortals said disdainfully, but the next moment his eyes widened, and he was swept away by the surging river from the lobby.

", is there a big flood?" The gods and Bodhisattvas were so frightened that they jumped into the air again and again, hiding on the auspicious clouds of the Fuxian Bodhisattva.

"Hey, hey, don't squeeze, my auspicious cloud nucleus can only carry five people. You one, two, three...... Five people!

Fuxian watched Xiangyun stagger, and kicked one of the Taiyi Golden Immortals into the tumbling river without saying a word.

"Fuxian, you are too unkind, you bastard......" Taiyi Jinxian, who was kicked into the river, just scolded twice, but was choked on a few mouthfuls of river water, rolled his eyes instantly, and fainted.

"This river ...... It's too terrifying! Even the Taiyi Golden Immortal can't resist it!" The immortals shuddered, and at this time, Lingji Bodhisattva was standing on top of the river with an iron face.

Poor Lingji Bodhisattva has once again become the legendary Minion, and I saw him yelling like crazy.

"It's over, this Lingji Bodhisattva shouldn't have a problem with his cultivation, right?" someone whispered.

"It's impossible, besides, he's already a bodhisattva, what else does he want to cultivate?" the other Taiyi Golden Immortal frowned, and everyone couldn't help but set their eyes on the surging river with a sour smell.

What the hell is this river water, this is clearly a thousand-year-old dung pit that has been blown up, right?

"I heard that this Lingji Bodhisattva once cultivated in Nantianmen, and he was also covered with at that time. ”

"I've heard of it too, I thought it was a legend, but I didn't expect it to be true!"

"Could it be that this Lingji Bodhisattva has found another way and intends to use to preach the Tao?"

Fuxian Bodhisattva: "......"

After that, Lingji Bodhisattva has another noble identity, that is, the Bodhisattva of!

In the lower realm, Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.

"Congratulations to the host for the scourge of the water and the scourge of the Lingji Bodhisattva, experience points +100!

"Congratulations to the host for giving away human feces, with residual fragrance, experience points +100!

"Congratulations to the host for being targeted by Lingji Bodhisattva, the path to death is getting farther and narrower, and the experience point is +50!

......

Xuanzang touched his nose, sighed and said: "This is really not to blame the poor monk, if you hadn't killed the Yellow Wind Monster with your careful eyes, the unlucky one would have been the Yellow Wind Monster." This cycle of cause and effect has been repeatedly unpleasant. Retribution, all this is retribution!"

Xuanzang sang the Buddha's name, then looked at the sand monk who was twitching, and said with a slight smile: "Get up, the poor monk doesn't remember the villain, next time you don't bully the master anymore, after all, the master is also a mortal, you have to cherish the master and protect the master." ”

Sha Seng nodded again and again in fright, but in his heart, he equated Xuanzang with a perverted powerhouse.

After all, even the Great Luo Jin Immortal couldn't call the Heavenly Tribulation at will.

The Tang monk in front of him can control the Thunder Tribulation at will, and I am afraid that not many people have this kind of ability in the entire heavenly realm. No wonder he was chosen by Guanyin Bodhisattva and sent to take the Western Sutra.

If any of the bastard monsters don't have long eyes and provoke him, I'm afraid they won't be able to die anymore.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the main quest [Conquer the Little Three], experience points +1!"

Phew, garbage experience, is the poor monk the kind of person who is greedy for vanity? Only a little experience! There is a kind of giving the poor monk 10,000 points of experience!

Xuanzang snorted coldly and told everyone to pack their things and prepare for the road.

"The apprentices of the poor monk have finally been gathered, why do the poor monks have a feeling of loneliness. Xuanzang shook his head, and said that he would encounter some powerful monsters on the way later, should you consider accepting them as apprentices.

"Forget it, in fact, it's not easy for them, they just want to wait for someone after a lot of hard work...... Then eat him, the poor monk should not let them down. ”

So Xuanzang raised the nine-ring tin staff and set off towards the West Heaven Avenue with his head held high.

And not far away, Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't hold back for a long time, and was ready to teach Tang Sanzang a lesson.

"Damn Tang Sanzang, you have harmed the deity and left the Three Realms, this revenge will not be avenged, my Lingji Bodhisattva will not give up!"

Lingji Bodhisattva stayed in a magnificent courtyard early, even half a day earlier than Li Shan's mother and others.

At this time, Lingji Bodhisattva incarnated as a young girl, wearing pink clothes, combing a flowing cloud bun on her head, and Shi Shiran walked to a certain shore outside the courtyard with spring in the corner of her eyes, waiting for Tang Sanzang and others to come over with bad intentions.

As long as she saw Tang Sanzang, she planned to pretend to fall into the river by mistake, and then lead them to rescue.

"Tang Sanzang, you are the person designated by the Buddha to learn the scriptures, if you don't save you if you see death without conscience, the deity should not take your road to the west of the sky. Lingji Bodhisattva's smile became more and more gloomy, and he seemed to see the wonderful appearance of this damn Tang Sanzang being tied up by all the Bodhisattvas.

What a joy!