Chapter 187: Shut up, this seat knows!
Taishang Laojun's face changed slightly, and before he could shake it hard, a large number of fairy clothes fell down with a clatter, almost burying him alive.
"This is ......" Taishang Laojun's face changed greatly, and the smell of sweat in some clothes was so strong that he almost fainted.
"Taishang Laojun, please return the clothes of this god!"
"Taishang Laojun, please return the pants of this god!"
"Taishang Laojun, please return the spot of this god ......"
For a while, the expressions of the gods changed greatly, and they demanded in unison.
At this moment, even Taishang Laojun's face became purple and blue.
Ma Dan, whoever wants these things from you, they all have to be taken away by Lao Tzu!
Taishang Laojun waved his hand, and all these clothes were returned to their original owners.
"Taishang Laojun, I beg ......" Seeing Tang Sanzang striding forward, the corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, what does this have to do with you, all the clothes have been taken away, what are you making a fuss about.
Seeing Taishang Laojun's angry appearance, Tang Sanzang said with a respectful face: "I implore Taishang Laojun to give us justice." ”
Taishang Laojun: "......"
Taishang Laojun glared at Tang Sanzang fiercely, and almost didn't beat up this dead bald head.
However, Taishang Laojun was still patient, walked forward slowly, patted Tang Sanzang's shoulder, and said, "Regarding this matter, this seat is also deeply ......."
Before he could finish speaking, there was a sudden click, and Taishang Laojun fell and almost broke his teeth.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for continuing to take effect, and the scourge Taishang Laojun has successfully fallen to the ground, and the experience value is +200!"
Everyone: "......"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Tang Sanzang gasped, and said in his heart, why do you shoot me if you have nothing to do, if you don't die, you won't die.
However, Taishang Laojun did not stick upside down on the ground like a one-horned king, which made Tang Sanzang somewhat regretful.
"I don't know if the poor monk can see the beautiful scenery of Taishang Laojun upside down on the ground in this life. If you can see it with your own eyes, the Sprinkle family will be worth it in this life. ”
Xuanzang said in a broken heart, and Taishang Laojun ate a face of dust, and his face was already as dark as pot ash.
The suspicious Taishang Laojun looked at Tang Sanzang vigilantly, and quickly distanced himself from him.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the mount of this seat has committed such a heinous crime, this seat is here to make amends to you, you can go to the mansion of this seat to receive a fairy elixir, this time the matter should be revealed, okay?"
Hearing that the high-ranking Taishang Laojun was so sincere in making amends, and that he had given such a heavy treasure to the Immortal Spirit Pill, the gods couldn't help but be overjoyed in their hearts.
"Immortal Spirit Pill, that is a cultivation that can greatly improve the realm of the Golden Pill Stage. How can we ask for such a precious elixir. Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, said politely, but he couldn't wait to come forward and hurriedly received the elixir of Taishang Laojun.
The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, and when he saw that all the pills in his bottle had been distributed, his heart was dripping blood.
Damn, Lao Tzu's elixir, it's all gone. You damn green cow, I won't clean you up when I get back.
Taishang Laojun glared at the one-horned king fiercely, and the one-horned king couldn't help but shudder, and hurriedly stepped forward to curry favor.
But he was kicked away by the angry Taishang Laojun.
The One-Horned King: "......"
Seeing that Taishang Laojun finished distributing the pills in his hand, Xuanzang hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Taishang Laojun, is it a poor monk who should also be able to ......."
"It's okay with your sister, you shit-stirring stick!" Taishang Laojun scolded in his heart, but it was not easy to attack, he said in a deep voice: "Although my mount is a scourge to the gods, I don't remember what you have to lose, right?"
Facing Taishang Laojun's questioning that went straight to the soul, Xuanzang said with a look of grievance: "But the poor monk was caught by your mount, and then locked up for many days, and he was boiled ......."
Xuanzang said as he pointed at Prince Moang and the others, and said generously: "Dao Ancestor doesn't know, they also came to save the poor monks, and they were also boiled alive by this one-horned king!"
Taishang Laojun: "......"
The One-Horned King: "You are talking nonsense, this king doesn't have it!"
Xuanzang snorted coldly, glared at him, and said, "Even the poor monks have been cooked, how could they survive." Besides, the previous Dao Ancestor didn't say that Vajra Zhuo only accepts weapons, and it is not the ...... of the gods."
Before Xuanzang could finish speaking, Taishang Laojun had a calm face, and interrupted repeatedly: "Tang Sanzang, shut up!"
"Okay!" Xuanzang responded obediently, and then said with a smile: "Taishang Laojun, do you see if it's .....?"
Taishang Laojun took a deep breath, then took out a pill from his arms, and said in great pain: "This is the best fairy elixir, this seat has refined hundreds of furnaces of elixir to get nine high-grade fairy elixirs......"
"Thank you, Taishang Laojun, for giving you the nine elixirs. Xuanzang hurriedly thanked him first.
"No, I can only give you one!" Taishang Laojun's face sank and said.
"Eight?" Xuanzang said unwillingly.
"No, one!" Taishang Laojun said with great firmness.
"Seven?" Xuanzang continued.
"No, one!" Taishang Laojun shook his head, his face resolute.
"Six?" Xuanzang took a deep breath and said unyieldingly.
"No, one!" Taishang Laojun waved his hand and refused.
"One?!" Xuanzang said with a righteous face.
"No, five!" Taishang Laojun grimaced, and once again refused righteously.
"Thank you, Dao Ancestor!" Xuanzang looked excited and thanked him repeatedly.
Taishang Laojun looked surprised, and said in his heart, what are you thanking me for? Lao Tzu only gave you one...... Wait, did Lao Tzu say five pieces before?
Taishang Laojun's eyes widened, and the people next to him seemed to see Taishang Laojun's suspicions, and nodded one after another.
Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, said forward: "Dao Ancestor, you did promise to give Tang Sanzang five top-grade immortal elixirs. ”
"Shut up, this seat knows!" Taishang Laojun's face turned red with anger, and he took out five high-grade immortal elixirs from his arms in great pain.
There are five high-grade immortal elixirs, these are all painstakingly refined!
Taishang Laojun only felt that his mind was blank, and he was quick to speak for a while, and gave away more than half of the elixir in vain.
"I feel so congested, I'm almost out of breath. ”
Taishang Laojun thumped his chest, his old face was purple and red, he took a deep breath, put down the fairy elixir and rode the green ox into the wilderness.
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for deceiving Taishang Laojun into five elixirs, Taishang Laojun is half angry and half dead, and the reward experience points are +50!"
Xuanzang rolled his eyes, and said in his heart that the matter of the family was a lie? Besides, the poor monk is a kung fu on his tongue...... Phew, it's a good mouth, it's natural!
Xuanzang pocketed the five elixirs and said goodbye to everyone happily.
Li Jing and the others, the Heavenly King of Tota, were overjoyed to receive the elixir, and they couldn't wait to return to Heavenly Court.