Chapter 337: Only Child's Urine Can ......
"It is worthy of the legendary Tang monk meat, the taste is fresh and sweet, this is simply the first delicacy in the world!"
"That's right, eat a bite of Tang monk meat and live forever. Drink his blood, and maybe you will be freed from the bondage of this flesh. ”
The demons were overjoyed, and they felt extremely emotionally in their hearts that this mouth-watering Tang monk meat was finally in their mouths, worthy of their hard work in designing Tang Sanzang to Muxian Nunnery.
There is blood and tears, but it is worth it.
However, the next second they felt wrong.
"No, did we bite the stone?"
"It's so hard, the old man's teeth are about to break!"
The demons screamed in pain, covering their faces, looking like a dead father.
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, and then slowly shot out a flame burst talisman.
"Since the meat is not delicious, why don't you bake it, will it taste better?"
Seeing that Tang Sanzang magically conjured a spirit rune, and in an instant, a large number of flames came out of this spirit rune, and the faces of all the demons changed.
"It's not good, it's a spiritual fire!"
"If you want to die, you will die, you will definitely die if you are burned by fire. ”
"Damn, how could this dead monk turn into a fire, what are you kidding. ”
The demons took a deep breath, but they were caught off guard and were instantly surrounded by terrifying flames.
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly and said, "The poor monk has been eating too hot recently, so he is a little angry, is this very surprising?"
Demons: "......"
At this time, Sun Wukong and the others outside Muxian Nunnery gradually lost their patience.
"It's been a few days, if the master dies outside, it is estimated that all the bones will be eaten, right?" Zhu Bajie said with a frown.
"Or it has already become a stool, turned into spring mud and is more protective of flowers. Sha Seng also sighed and said.
Just under the worried looks of Zhu Bajie and the others, the black bear spirit shook his head and said: "Old Hei, I think it's good that the Holy Monk doesn't mess with others, if anyone provokes him, it's more likely that he will be beaten out of, right?"
Sun Wukong was also a little panicked, this dead monk had disappeared for too long, right?
And now I'm stuck here, and I can't get out at all.
Sun Wukong was about to burst his head, but after walking a few steps left and right, he always felt that it was not the right way.
In the end, Sun Wukong was still ruthless, gritted his teeth, grabbed a handful of hairs from his body, and almost rolled on the ground in pain.
"Dead monk, where the hell have you been fooling around, it's really hateful. ”
Sun Wukong scolded and scolded, but he held up his palm and blew a breath of fairy gas into his palm unambiguously.
"Change, change!"
In an instant, hundreds of Monkey Kings appeared in mid-air, jumping around with a hippie smile.
"Brother Monkey, you are a multiple monkey clone. Zhu Bajie was stunned.
Sun Wukong had a dark and calm face, pointed at the group of monkeys, and commanded in a deep voice: "Don't be in a hurry to play and play first, now the Monkey King is trapped in the big array." Only the boy's urine can break this formation, you hurry up and urinate to this great saint, and urinate as much as you like, Lao Sun doesn't believe that you can't break this evil formation. ”
"Brother Monkey, don't be impulsive, your own people. ”
"yes, wait for us to get out of the way. If all of you pee, where will we flee? ”
Zhu Bajie and others made a scream like killing pigs, but they didn't expect this Monkey King to be so ruthless when he didn't do anything.
The black bear spirit was also stunned, and muttered in his mouth: "Old Hei, I'm just talking casually, how can you take it seriously." If Lao Hei said that it was going to rain, you wouldn't ......?"
As if feeling Sun Wukong's murderous aura, the black bear spirit hurriedly clapped his palms and said: "It is worthy of being a great sage, as soon as he makes a move, it is a stormy boy urine, and this big array can be broken!"
"Don't panic first, you want to shelter from the rain safely, and watch my old black's stunts. ”
The black bear elf machine touched, and with a big move, he saw a treasure of Buddhism overflowing with light, and the brocade robe flew into the air.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's raining outside, come in and play, hurry up. ”
Zhu Bajie and the others looked at the enthusiastic black bear spirit, and always felt that this scene was a little familiar, but they couldn't say it.
They looked up at the golden robe floating in the air, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
"In case, the master comes out and sees this damned black bear and uses his robe to fill it with urine, won't he be beaten to death?"
Zhu Bajie and the others only felt a toothache, and they all waved their hands to say that they didn't need to!
The black bear spirit looked puzzled, thinking that Zhu Bajie and the others were embarrassed, and hurriedly drove the robe to chase after Zhu Bajie and the others.
"You're polite, you're all your own people, come in. ”
"Don't don't, my old pig wants to live a few more years. Zhu Bajie shook his head off and resolutely refused.
What are you kidding, as long as you black bear spirit dare to play like this.
And Sun Wukong, who was in mid-air, only pondered in his heart to rescue Tang Sanzang as soon as possible, so as not to really collect the body of this dead monk.
The devil knows if the Buddha will send another monk with a more sand sculpture.
In case, if there is another sand sculpture that is more than Tang Sanzang, it is estimated that Sun Wukong will not learn from the scriptures after he is killed.
Under the order of Sun Wukong, hundreds of spirit monkeys hid on the somersault clouds, thousands of arrows were fired together, hundreds of boats competed for the current, stirred up words, pointed out the rivers and mountains, and an incomparably spectacular heavy rain fell from the sky.
Frightened, the black bear spirit and the others hid far away, only the white dragon horse squinted his eyes and did not move.
After a while, the white dragon horse said slowly: "The master came out, and I smelled the smell of the master's fox." ”
Black Bear Spirit: "......"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Sha Seng: "......"
At this time, Sun Wukong also felt that Tang Sanzang's breath reappeared here.
"Master!"
Everyone shouted loudly towards the location where Tang Sanzang appeared.
However, what was surprising was that at the location of the space rupture, Tang Sanzang's figure did not appear, but a huge fireball appeared in front of him!
"What's the matter? Holy Monk, he's gone, and I can smell his Hong Kong feet. The black bear spirit looked at the fireball in confusion.
"Oh no, the master must be trapped in the fireball. Sha Seng panicked.
"No, master, he's turned into a fireball!" said the white dragon horse.
"That's right, the master is a ball!" Zhu Bajie affirmed Bailongma's statement.
As they spoke, a black shadow suddenly burst out of the fireball, as if something wanted to break through the fireball's restraints.
"Oh no, the master is going to turn into a hammer!"
"No, this fireball is half collapsed, and it's clearly a toilet plug!"
Zhu Bajie and the others began to argue again, the black bear spirit touched his nose, sniffed hard, and said, "How can I feel the smell of meat?"
When everyone heard this, their faces changed greatly: "Great...... Phew, it's not good, I'm dying, the master is going to be burned to death!"