Chapter 400: Teasing the White Elephant Spirit
Phew, you're sorry, you've ruined the floor of our new mansion. When the three kings come back, I'm afraid that if I don't cramp and peel you, the corpse will be violent for a hundred days!
The little demon leader was thinking about it, when he suddenly heard a crisp clicking sound, and then an incomparably huge black shadow shrouded him, along with many little demons who swallowed demon qi on the field.
When everyone looked up, they were instantly frightened, and they raised their legs and ran away like a dead father!
"Oh no, the Moon Snatching Tower is about to collapse!"
"Everyone, run, hey, hey, don't squeeze me!"
"Fuck off, you've stepped on my head. ”
"Damn, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!"
A group of little demons, ghosts, foxes, and wolves howled, and fled in all directions in a panic.
But how huge this Moon Snatching Building was, after Tang Sanzang stepped on the ground with his stumpled feet that day, one-third of the foundation that originally supported the building was destroyed, and it couldn't support it in an instant, and it fell down with a bang.
Although the speed of the fall was not fast, the tower was really very tall, and it ran straight in the direction of the little demons.
Seeing this, the little white dragon in mid-air was speechless and said, "Master, are they running to the other side, and the chances of survival may be greater?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said: "They are all evil little demons, they die when they die, this Moon Snatching Tower can be regarded as the way of the sky, it is worthy of the poor monk who has worked hard to go to the top of the tower and give it light." I didn't expect it to have very wise roots, and immediately took action to eliminate harm for the people, which is really a blessing for my Buddha!"
Little White Dragon: "......"
God is so enlightened, you are going up to the tower to steal something!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for stealing the holy feather of the Lion Camel Country, and reward +100 experience points. Get the title of Hair Thief!Reward a Butterfly Spirit Rune!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his death and use the remnants of the sky to bring down the Leifeng Pagoda...... Ahem, Moon Capture Tower, reward experience points +80!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for scourging 9,999 demons, rewarding experience points +99!"
Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes, seeing that these little demons were about to be smashed to pieces by the tower, and at this moment, a rough roar came from a distance.
Immediately after that, a huge white elephant descended from the sky, like a god descending, with unrivaled strength against the tower!
"The second king, the heroic two kings are here!"
"God opened his eyes, the two kings came, and we were finally saved!"
A group of little demons were elated, their faces were happy, and they celebrated with their crowns.
And the big demon who turned into a giant elephant had a dark face and looked at Tang Sanzang with an unkind expression: "Who are you, we have no grievances with you, why do you want to destroy our holy land!"
"Phew, you still dare to say that you have no grievances with the poor monk, you big nest of monsters, you think about eating the meat of the poor monk every day. Did the poor monk provoke you?" Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and snorted coldly.
"Dreaming, just your body is not enough for this king to stuff his teeth...... Bai Xiangjing said, suddenly staring at Tang Sanzang in front of him, and his face changed in an instant.
"You...... You are Tang Sanzang!"
Tang Sanzang hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, the poor monk is not Tang Sanzang, I'm just a passing knight!"
"Fart, you are clearly Tang Sanzang, even if you turn to ashes, this king will recognize your appearance. "The white elephant's face is happy, and his heart is really God help me, there is no place to find it when I step on the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it!
This damn Tang Sanzang was actually sent to the door!
Tang Sanzang jumped onto the golden dragon, then raised his head and sneered: "The poor monk said that if it is not Tang Sanzang, it is not Tang Sanzang! The poor monk's real name is Jiang Liu'er, and everyone calls me Chen Xuanzang, and now I am just a low-key dragon knight." ”
White Elephant Spirit: "......"
Seeing Tang Sanzang say this, the white elephant spirit was also a little confused.
It seems that what he wants to catch is Tang Sanzang, not that Jiang Liu'er, let alone Chen Xuanzang!
Seeing that the white elephant spirit didn't believe it, Tang Sanzang pointed to the golden dragon under his crotch again, and said righteously: "The Tang Sanzang you said in your mouth is a monk riding a white dragon horse?"
"That's right!" the white elephant nodded.
Tang Sanzang squinted his eyes and said with contempt: "The poor monk can't figure it out, what is the golden dragon that the poor monk is riding looks like a white dragon horse?
Bai Xiangjing's face turned red for a while when he heard this, but he still stubbornly said: "But the three characters of the white dragon horse have the word dragon, and if you can't keep it, you can still turn into a dragon." ”
Tang Sanzang smiled even more brightly when he heard this: "If there is a dragon character, it must be able to turn into a dragon?"
Tang Sanzang paused, and then said unceremoniously: "There should be a head in that head meal?"
White Elephant Spirit: "......"
"Should there be a wife in the wife's cake?" Tang Sanzang asked again.
White Elephant Spirit: "......"
"There should be a husband and wife in the husband and wife's lung tablets?" Tang Sanzang continued.
White Elephant Spirit: "......"
"Ants should have ants inside the tree?" Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes and said
White Elephant Spirit: "......"
"You want to put a child in the claypot rice?" Tang Sanzang took the opportunity to ask again.
White Elephant Spirit: "......"
"Then why do you require the nu to have milk in the cover?" Tang Sanzang finally asked.
The white elephant spirit was confused when he heard this, and hurriedly replied: "No, no, no, there should be no milk...... Phew, what's wrong with this? You dead monk can't find a fight!"
The white elephant spirit replied half a sentence, and found that it was inappropriate, so he hurriedly scolded.
"The poor monk is just an example, since it has been confirmed that the poor monk is not Tang Sanzang, the poor monk has no choice but to leave!" Tang Sanzang arched his hand, and then rode away on a white dragon horse!
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host scourge White Elephant Spirit for being suppressed by the Moon Snatching Tower, rewarding experience points +50!"
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his clever tongue, repeatedly teasing the white elephant spirit, and rewarding experience points +50!"
"This dead monk is finally gone, and this king will be dizzy by his words!" Bai Xiangjing wiped a cold sweat and suddenly found that something was not good.
I'll go, although that guy is not Tang Sanzang, but this Moon Snatching Tower was collapsed by him, why did I let him go?
The white elephant spirit wanted to chase after him, but as soon as he moved, the moon-snatching tower made a clicking sound.
It is estimated that before he can take many steps, this Moon Snatching Tower will completely collapse!
"Quick, go and call the king over, this king can't stand it anymore!" the white elephant spirit shouted, and the little demons hurriedly ran towards the cave when they heard the words.
It didn't take long for the green-haired lion monster to come in a hurry, and when he saw that the white elephant was exhausted and could not support it alone, the blue-haired lion monster was so shocked that it quickly showed its original form and turned into a majestic lion, and the two of them worked together to straighten out the moon-grabbing tower!
"Second brother, what happened?" said the blue-haired lion monster with a gloomy face.
So, the white elephant spirit told the blue-haired lion monster the ins and outs just now.
The more the blue-haired lion monster listened, the more he didn't know it, and in the end, he said with a gloomy face: "Second brother, I'm afraid you really met Tang Sanzang, the troublemaker of the Three Realms, this time!"
When the white elephant spirit heard this, he beat his chest with remorse and regretted not being at the beginning.
I knew that it was that guy, and I didn't want to take the moon tower together, and I wanted to capture Tang Sanzang!
Seeing the white elephant spirit's look of remorse, the blue-haired lion monster could only comfort: "It doesn't matter, since this guy has appeared in the Lion Camel Country, it means that he must pass through our territory." ”
"As long as we send more people out on patrol, we are not afraid that we will not find his whereabouts. Unless he is willing to go near and far, he walks around Lion Camel Ridge in a big circle. The blue-haired lion monster clenched his fist hard, a proud gesture of victory.