Chapter 383: The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord Begins to Go Crazy
Seeing that Zhu Bajie was a little embarrassed, Tang Sanzang coughed twice and said, "Don't make fun of Bajie, those spider spirits are very fierce, and they almost can't come back as a teacher." ”
Hearing Tang Sanzang say this, everyone's originally playful expressions suddenly converged.
Hell, there are still people in this world who can't even deal with the master, how powerful this monster is.
"I'm afraid I'm not in trouble, so I'll run back quickly, right?" the black bear spirit touched his nose and muttered in his mouth.
Tang Sanzang glared at the black bear essence, and the black bear essence stuck out his tongue and didn't dare to continue.
Tang Sanzang and the others rested for a night, and then continued according to the original itinerary.
Soon they saw a magnificent Taoist temple, and on the horizontal plaque of the Taoist temple were three antique characters written on the dragons and phoenixes.
In this Taoist temple, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord and the others had been waiting for a long time, just preparing to wipe them out after Tang Sanzang and them entered the temple.
But after waiting for a long time, this damn Tang Sanzang and they still didn't move.
"What's going on? Could it be that they ran away?" the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord panicked a little, and hurriedly ran behind the door to sneak a look.
I saw Tang Sanzang and them gathered in front of the gate, as if they were discussing something important, and even Sun Wukong and the others were red-faced.
"Shut up, although Lao Sun doesn't read much, he still recognizes the words, and the three words on it are clearly cucumber views!"
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
Hearing Sun Wukong say this, Zhu Bajie was not happy, and snorted coldly: "Melon you big-headed ghost, I think these three words are like sweet potato view!"
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
When Sha Seng heard this, he quickly said: "I have been looking at Lao Sha carefully for a long time, could it be a winter melon view?"
Hundred-Eyed Lord: "!!"
What's the matter, how hungry are you, is this Demon Lord clearly called Huanghuaguan?
Tang Sanzang couldn't see it anymore, coughed twice, and shouted out the black bear spirit.
"Lao Hei, you have the best eyesight, and you have understanding, what do you think is written on this?"
The black bear walked out with a bang, and he could see at a glance that there were three big characters written on it, but he just didn't know if Tang Sanzang was uneducated or underbeaten, and he was talking nonsense in front of others Guanyuan, for fear that he would not be beaten to death by others!
So, the black bear took a deep breath and said slowly: "Old Hei, I think the big characters on this should be the yellow croaker view, I don't know, right?"
Monkey King: "......"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Sha Seng: "......"
Tang Sanzang: "......"
Hundred-Eyed Lord: "!!"
What's the matter, you guys are too much, you actually joke about the Demon Lord's view of the garden, do you still have a bottom line!
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord almost couldn't help but rush out, wanting to slap these open-mouthed guys.
Seeing that everyone was silent, the black bear spirit also felt a little embarrassed, and quickly changed his words: "Maybe, maybe it's daylily view." ”
After all, Tang Sanzang and his apprentices were all talking about vegetables before, and now they are not unsociable if they change their name to Daylily View.
At this moment, Tang Sanzang coughed twice more, and snorted blamefully: "Old Hei, what are you kidding, this is clearly three words, why did you say four words?"
Tang Sanzang looked up at the plaque and looked at it for a while before he said in a deep voice: "For the sake of the teacher, this viewing garden is not a good place, let's leave quickly." ”
It was the first time that everyone heard that Tang Sanzang was about to turn around and leave, and they couldn't help but be stunned.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hiding in the door also panicked, and said in his heart that this dead monk would just leave.
"Master, what's going on? Why can't I see the problem?" Zhu Bajie and the others widened their eyes and looked puzzled.
Tang Sanzang sighed, pointed to the plaque of the Guanyuan with his finger, and said in a deep voice: "Don't you see? This Guanyuan is called the Flower and Willow Temple, what do we good people do when they go in?"
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
What's the matter, you dead monk, this demon lord wants to suck you to death, can your mouth stink a little more?!
Before the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord could jump like thunder, Sun Wukong hurriedly blinked his eyes, and suddenly realized: "Master is wise, Lao Sun is not a good place to see this viewing garden, and it is so!"
"That's right, this viewing garden is so angry even with its name, it is estimated that there is a big problem with the people inside, so we don't want to enter. Zhu Bajie also agreed.
Sha Seng scratched his head, looked at the gazes cast by Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, nodded hurriedly, and shouted: "I am the same!"
Tang Sanzang nodded with a smile and fell on the black bear essence, and the black bear essence hurriedly said, "Holy monk, although this Taoist temple is strange. But as the saying goes, if you don't go to Huanghuaguan, you're not a hero, should we go in and take a look?"
Tang Sanzang nodded unconsciously when he heard this, but Sun Wukong and the others wondered, there is still such a statement in the heart of the Dao, I'm afraid it's not you talking nonsense, right?
So, Tang Sanzang walked forward slowly and pulled the knocker hard.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's face was happy, and he was afraid that you would not come, so prepare for the aftermath when you come, the dead monk!
The ecstatic Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hurriedly ran behind the door, before he could reach the deadbolt.
I only heard that it was dark in front of me, and when I was caught off guard, the gate weighing hundreds of catties was directly pressed down, instantly pressing him under the door panel.
"Master, why did you tear down someone's door? Sun Wukong and the others covered their heads, and said in their hearts that this matter was a big deal.
"Ahem, isn't the poor monk returning to his heart like an arrow, wanting to visit the Buddhas in the Taoist temple. As a teacher, I just didn't suppress the excitement in my heart for a while, and I just used a little more force. ”
Tang Sanzang smiled slightly, then stepped on the door panel and strode forward.
"Help, take it easy, there's still someone under the door!"
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord screamed and struggled to crawl out from under the door.
Tang Sanzang was stunned for a moment, and saw a handsome Taoist priest in front of him come out with his hair scattered.
The originally handsome big face, half of the face was pressed with a door crack, and it was red and swollen, just like Zhong Wuyan, which made everyone gasp unconsciously.
"Master, you shouldn't have suppressed the master of this Taoist temple, right?" Sun Wukong exclaimed.
"Calm, how can there be such a coincidence. Tang Sanzang comforted Sun Wukong and them a few words, and then arched his hand and said: "This little friend, please inform me that we are a circus from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil...... Ahem, monk! Seeing the grandeur of this Taoist temple, I want to come in and worship the Buddha, I don't know if it's okay?"
The corners of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's mouth twitched, and he looked at the half-demolished gate, and his heart almost dripped.
Can Lao Tzu shout half a word? You all demolished the gate of my Taoist temple and pressed the gate on my face!
Damn Tang Sanzang, this Demon Lord will let you have no return this time!