Section 306 Night Visits
Long Xiaomo said with a smile: "Although you imitate Princess Langya to imitate a full ten, there are still some places that you can't imitate." ”
As Long Xiaomo spoke, he removed a thin mask on Princess Langya's face, and then Long Xiaomo exclaimed, "It turned out to be you." ”
Speaking of which, this person is really Long Xiaomo's old acquaintance. At the beginning, when Long Xiaomo was caught by Ling Yuezi in the Maoshan Sect, there was once a little Taoist aunt who was following Ling Yuezi's order and was teasing Long Xiaomo across the enchantment.
Xiao Daogu said, "How do you know it's me?"
Long Xiaomo said: "You have indeed learned Princess Langya vividly, it can be seen that you have indeed spent a lot of effort to imitate, but you still show your feet in two places." ”
Xiao Daogu said: "Let's hear it." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Princess Langya has a little monk's face, but when I said this, although you covered up the past well, you still showed a trace of nervousness. ”
Xiao Daogu said: "Just because of this small detail, you judge me as fake. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "I just had doubts, so I threw out the second question. When I told you that you wanted to give me a baby, you were so happy. ”
Xiao Daogu said, "What?"
Long Xiaomo said: "The last time I was in the barracks, Princess Langya told me personally that her body was defective and she might not be able to have children for the rest of her life. It was a lifelong pain for her, and she cried all night for it. And you actually smiled and agreed today. Do you think I'll doubt you?"
Xiao Daogu was silent for a while and said, "Okay, since it has fallen into your hands, I don't have anything to say, give me a good time." ”
Long Xiaomo said, "Tut-tut." It seems that Ling Yuezi feels very sorry for you, and actually didn't put poison or anything under your teeth, so that you committed suicide at a critical moment. ”
Xiao Dao Gu Xing's eyes widened, and she said, "Daoist Ling Yuezi is much more humane than you deceitful humans. ”
Long Xiaomo touched his chin and said, "Okay, since you are so loyal to your Ling Yuezi Dao Leader, I will check today to see how far you can dedicate yourself to him." ”
Xiao Daogu said, "You, will you do anything bad to me?"
Long Xiaomo said with a hippie smile: "You also know that I am from a gangster. Since he is a gangster, there will naturally be a lot of things to torment people. Look at your little body, with fine skin and tender flesh, if I use a small blade to pull a deep hole in your face. What do you think?"
Xiao Daogu said, "Don't." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Don't worry, this is just the beginning, I saw a lot of honey in this room." Seeing how greedy you are, you must also like to eat candy. Then I'll just be generous and rub this honey on the wound on your face. ”
Xiao Daogu shook her head like a rattle and said, "No, no, ants will crawl into the wound." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Yes, yes, it seems that you are very experienced." You can rest assured, those little ants will definitely crawl in, biting all kinds of on your wounds, and the taste, tsk, and thinking about it are very sour. ”
Xiao Daogu said: "Don't, you."
Dead pervert. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Don't worry, the perverted thing is still to come." I will use small clips to pinch the ants out of it one by one, and then use vinegar to clean your wounds. ”
Xiao Daogu said: "Enough is enough, you kind of human-faced beast-hearted thing, just give me a happy one now." ”
Long Xiaomo said, "Okay, then I'll come now." As she spoke, Long Xiaomo really took out a knife from her body, and was about to stab Xiao Dao Gu in the face.
Xiao Daogu suddenly shouted loudly: "Help, who will save me." ”
At this moment, the sound of a dark weapon suddenly came from outside the window.
With a sound of "brush", a huge page suddenly unfolded beside Long Xiaomo, blocking all the hidden weapons, which was Long Xiaomo's secret treasure, the original Tao Te Ching.
"Huh. A surprised voice came from outside, saying, "This is the treasure of Taoism, where did you come from?" This voice is very familiar, it is Ling Yuezi.
Long Xiaomo said: "Why, this is how you treat the little girl who worships you? All people are just tools that you can use." That's why the ancestor passed on the Tao Te Ching to me instead of you scum. ”
Ling Yuezi said outside the door: "Long Xiaomo, aren't you afraid that you will die soon if you say such sour words?"
Long Xiaomo said: "This is the Qin Wangfu, and your baby girl has already shouted just now." I expect someone to come over soon. The people of the Heavenly Ce Mansion will rush up, and you are sure that you are sure that you can deal with it. ”
"Hmph. Ling Yuezi snorted coldly, and then jumped away.
Long Xiaomo turned back to Xiao Daogu and said, "The person you trust the most has abandoned you, now you can be honest, what's your name?"
This little Dao Gu was obviously very dazed, Ling Yuezi's departure was a very big blow to her, after all, not all people are determined. Xiao Daogu was at a loss for a long time. Long Xiaomo shook the whip in his hand, and there was a loud "snap".
"Say, I say, I say. My name is Chunming, and I was adopted by Daoist Ling Yuezi since I was a child. Long Xiaomo nodded and said, "Oh, yes, this is a good start to cooperation." Then tell me why Ling Yuezi asked you to seduce me into bed, and what is his purpose?"
When Long Xiaomo asked this question, Chun Ming's face turned red with a brush, and she snorted, "This, can you not say it?"
With a "snap", Long Xiaomo shook the whip again and said, "This whip was thrown away just now, if it hits your face, what do you guess will happen?"
"Don't. Chun Ming lowered her head and said in an almost snorting voice: "Daoist Ling Yuezi said that you are the descendant of the Ghost Saint, and you have an extraordinary bloodline in your body. So he asked me to cultivate yin and yang with you, obtain your essence and blood, and use it for him. ”
"I rub, and this kind of operation. Then tell me how he can use my bloodline?" Long Xiaomo was curious.
Chun Ming shook her head like a rattle and said, "Please don't ask me again, I really don't know." ”
Long Xiaomo nodded and said, "There is one more question, I know that Ling Yuezi is a different kind of cultivation, so what is his essence?"
Spring tea
said, "If I tell you this, will you let me go?"
Long Xiaomo said: "This depends on my mood. ”
Chun Ming said: "You, you don't believe in your words. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "You are stupid, now that Ling Yuezi has given up on you, if you tell his secret again, even if I can let you go, can he let you go? In fact, it is the safest with me, isn't it?"
Chun Ming snorted and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you." Ling Yuezi was cultivated by the beetle snake. ”
"Beetle snake?" Long Xiaomo gasped: "This beetle snake is not small, it was one of the five divine beasts when Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor fought Chi You back then. and the green dragon, the white tiger, the vermilion bird, and the Xuanwu. ”
Chun Ming nodded and said, "It's this beetle snake." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Since it is a divine beast, it should have been canonized by the heavenly court a long time ago, why would it still stay in the world." ”
Chunming said: "I don't know this very well. may be because of personality problems, in the end, the beetle snake was not able to go hand in hand with the other four divine beasts to become the Quartet Xiangrui. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "So what kind of purpose does Phantom Yuezi want to enter the center of the historical stage in the human world this time, and is it Li Wenxuan behind his back?"
Chun Ming said: "I'm just a waiter, and I don't know Ling Yuezi's true intentions, so I can really only say so much. Li Wenxuan is often with Ling Yuezi. ”
Long Xiaomo nodded, and with a gentle palm, he slashed at the back of Chun Ming's shoulder, and the girl was unconscious at that time.
Long Xiaomo placed Chun Ming on the bed in the room, and then pulled up the curtain. Then he turned around and walked out of the room.
Long Xiaomo's strength had almost gone down at this time, and he staggered to the courtyard. A group of people from the Qin Mansion were drinking at this time and were very happy. Cheng Yanjin watched Long Xiaomo walk back again, and said jokingly: "What's the matter? ”
Long Xiaomo said, "What's the matter? I just went to the back of the house to make it easier." ”
Cheng Yanjin said: "You blow, you continue to blow." I just made a bet with Yu Chi Laohei, and I said that this Long Xiaomo must have gone to find a woman, and he will definitely not be able to come back when he burns incense. The time has passed for two incense sticks, and I seem to have heard a woman screaming for help just now, your kid's mouth is heavy enough. You dare to say that you ran to pee, with this kung fu, I'm afraid that the ponds in the Qin Mansion are full of urine from you, right?"
The generals of the Qin Mansion are all vulgar people, and they usually make such jokes. Long Xiaomo said: "You laymen, I'm too lazy to talk to you. I have something to report to His Royal Highness King Qin alone. ”
Li Shimin heard that Long Xiaomo had a secret to tell him alone, so he hurriedly left his seat and prepared to go to the inner hall. At this time, a voice suddenly came out of the door: "His Royal Highness King Qin, Ling Yuezi, the Second National Master, is here to visit." ”
After Long Xiaomo heard this, he couldn't figure out Ling Yuezi's intention for the time being. I pressed down what I wanted to say to Li Shimin just now.
Li Shimin turned around and asked Long Xiaomo: "What did you want to say just now?" ”
Long Xiaomo said, "His Royal Highness King Qin should go and see Ling Yuezi first." There are some things I'll come back to you again. Li Shimin nodded.