Chapter 205: Looking for Poor Monk for Help Again?
"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for repeatedly teasing his daughter Su Tianjiao, the general of the National University, and rewarding experience points +50.
Xuanzang: "???"
Before he could react, a Fang Tian painting halberd was directly placed on his neck, and the cold weapon was like a bone appendage, revealing a chilling aura that made people tremble.
"Tang Sanzang, General Ben only said it once, if you interrupt repeatedly, do you believe that General Ben really killed you?"
General Tianjiao gritted his teeth and said, Xuanzang only re-combed his clothes at this time, and said with a straight face: "Okay, if the general has anything to say, let's say it directly." β
"Hmph, General Ben wants to ......" General Tianjiao said halfway, and suddenly his face changed slightly, for fear that this damn monk would continue to talk nonsense on his own topic, and hurriedly said: "General Ben has a pack of refreshing tonic pills here, and you can secretly give her a drink while Her Majesty is not prepared." β
It turned out that he was going to drug Her Majesty!
Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then pretended to have an ignorant expression: "General, since this is a nourishing medicine, of course, it is to make the imperial dining room into a good medicinal meal, and make a good supplement for Her Majesty the Queen, why are you here to find a poor monk?"
General Tianjiao: "......"
General Tianjiao pretended to be calm and said: "What do you monk know, you secretly gave her a drink, this is called a surprise, do you understand! The queen will definitely be happy if she knows it in the future." β
Xuanzang's face changed slightly, and he said in his heart: Of course the poor monk knows, ...... in the future Who isn't happy? But if Her Majesty had known about the drug, wouldn't the poor monk be dead.
"Since the general has such intentions, the poor monk will definitely not disappoint the general. You can rest assured, the poor monk will definitely make it clear to Her Majesty in advance, so that Her Majesty will know the good intentions of the general. β
General Tianjiao: "......"
Ma Dan, are you a dead monk doing something? ......
General Tianjiao was so angry that her face turned purple and blue, and she slammed Fang Tian's halberd to the ground with a bang, only to see that the extremely strong marble moire jade table on the side was directly split in half by her.
"Tang Sanzang!" General Tianjiao had a dark and calm face, and said in a deep voice: "This is the order of this general, if you are a branch, my Heavenly Painting Halberd will not be spared!"
"However, your Fang Tian Painting Halberd is not a sword, it should be split, right?" Xuanzang said seriously.
"That general will not be spared...... General Tianjiao answered casually, and then immediately reacted, and put Fang Tian's halberd on Tang Sanzang's neck, and said angrily: "What are you doing with so many mouths?"
"This, it's really not fun. The poor monk just did it. Xuanzang blinked his eyes and said with a flattering face: "The general is planning to poison Her Majesty, and then take the opportunity to usurp the throne and release the military power with a glass of wine, right?"
General Tianjiao: "......"
"What kind of mess is this? Who told you this?" General Tianjiao was so angry that he vomited blood.
"Isn't this a clichΓ© drama? Don't you know that the people of the five dynasties and ten kingdoms are all like this, and it is the turn of the ministers to be the sons of heaven every day?" Xuanzang asked curiously.
General Tianjiao: "......"
"Tang Sanzang, General Ben told you that General Ben is loyal to Her Majesty the Queen, and he has absolutely no intention of rebellion, this heart can show the sun and the moon!" General Tianjiao hammered his chest hard, and said with a loyal face.
Xuanzang was stunned by Su Tianjiao's actions, and General Tianjiao sneered: "What's the matter? Are you suspicious of General Ben?"
"No, the poor monk suddenly felt that if the A cup was hammered, there was really no concern about hammering it. I really envy that you have no burden and can save fabric for the country......" Xuanzang said seriously.
A Cup? What the hell?
General Tianjiao looked puzzled, although she didn't understand, but she felt that this damn monk must be scolding herself in a different way.
General Tianjiao couldn't help but change his face slightly, pressed Fang Tian's halberd towards Tang Sanzang's neck, and said angrily: "You'd better make it clear to General Ben, what do you mean by this?"
"Ahem, the meaning of the poor monk is very simple. The poor monk praised the general for having the world in mind, as the so-called uneven mind can level the world, the general has the ambition of the four seas, and can definitely calm the Quartet and achieve a thousand achievements for the daughter country!"
Hearing Tang Sanzang's compliment, General Tianjiao's face eased slightly, and she said coldly: "No need for your compliment, General Ben has always been loyal to the country, and he is willing to dedicate his life to Her Majesty the Queen!"
I don't know why, General Tianjiao always felt that Tang San had something to say, but he couldn't find anything wrong.
"Take this elixir well......" General Tianjiao was just halfway through his words, when suddenly familiar footsteps came from outside the door.
It's not good, it's hard to ...... Her Majesty is here!
General Tianjiao's face changed slightly, and he wanted to escape from the door, but it was too late.
"Hide under the bed!"
Xuanzang's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly pushed General Tianjiao under the bed.
"General Ben has always been above board, how can he ......?"
Before Su Tianjiao finished speaking, Xuanzang kicked her under the bed with one kick.
", there is still a weapon, what should I do?" Xuanzang was in a hurry, and directly threw Fang Tian's halberd into the wardrobe shelf.
Soon, the hurried footsteps stopped behind the door.
Xuanzang just wanted to push the door, but a crisp voice came from outside the door: "Is the holy monk here?"
This is not Her Majesty's voice!
Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, then opened the door and took a look, only to find that it was the prime minister of the daughter country.
"Holy monk, I'm sorry to come to disturb you in the middle of the night. The prime minister said apologetically.
"It's okay, what's the so-called matter of the prime minister's visit late at night?" Xuanzang looked puzzled, the poor monk in his heart is not familiar with you, why did you come here, and it was the middle of the night.
Could it be ...... You also want to usurp the throne? You're going too far, aren't you?
Xuanzang squinted his eyes, the female prime minister looked left and right, and said in a deep voice: "This is not the place to speak, let me in." β
After speaking, he ignored Tang Sanzang's obstruction and broke in directly.
Tang Sanzang: "......"
After entering the house, the female prime minister nervously locked the door again, and then said slowly: "Holy monk, the concubine has something I want to ask you for!"
Greetings, looking for help from poor monks?
Why do you think that the poor monk is a bodhisattva, and he can answer his request? Although the poor monk can indeed give a child......
Xuanzang rolled his eyes, but his mouth said respectfully: "Prime Minister, you are too outward, there is nothing wrong with it." β
"Thank you so much, the concubine has a pill here......" The female prime minister said as she took out a pill wrapped in fine paper from her chest.
Tang Sanzang: "???"