"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for his death and persecution of the wooden fork messenger for eating Guanyin Bodhisattva's beloved goldfish, and reward experience points +100. Title: Lost East Fish Eat Angelfish. ”

The wooden fork envoy's face was purple and blue, staring at Tang Sanzang deadly, almost killing this bastard.

"Don't be angry first, do you want to drink another bowl of soup to reduce the fire?" Xuanzang invited sincerely.

"Don't drink!" the wooden fork messenger's eyes rolled in anger, and two big words squeezed out of his mouth.

"It's not good to be a poor monk, or maybe all the fish in the soup will be given to you?" Xuanzang looked apologetic and fished out a large pile of fat fish bones.

The salivating fish bone marrow was dripping down, so that all the people present couldn't help but swallow their saliva.

Wooden Fork Emissary: "......"

The wooden fork messenger trembled with anger, but could not say a word.

At the end, the wooden fork envoy took a deep breath, and then said hatefully: "Tang Sanzang, since you are safe and sound, then this immortal will leave!

"No, you've come all the way. Drink another bowl of hot soup to warm up and then go, the hot soup is all served to you......"

Xuanzang hurriedly chased after him, and the wooden fork messenger had just flown into the air, and he almost fell off in anger!

The crowd next to them saw the wooden fork messenger, and after eating the holy water, they not only walked like flying, but also soared during the day, and they couldn't help but widen their eyes and worship Xuanzang with a look of adoration.

"Holy monk, worthy of being a holy monk. ”

"This is not just holy water, it is simply fairy water!"

"If I drink two bowls of holy water, will I be able to become an immortal?"

Wooden Fork Emissary: "......"

Tang Sanzang! You ..... You...... It's too much!

The wooden fork messenger stumbled and wanted to return to heaven without tears.

And after Tang Sanzang distributed all the holy water, he recited a sentence of my Buddha's mercy and left with deep merit and fame.

A few years later, Chenjiazhuang, which was originally a withered talent, prospered for some reason, and gradually became the largest family in the neighborhood. Moreover, these young children of the Chen family are born with extraordinary strength, not only can they easily lift a hundred-pound boulder, but even adult men are difficult to match.

For this reason, the Chen family deliberately demolished the Inspiration Dawang Temple, and then carved a statue of a god.

"However, we can't remember what the holy monk looks like, what should we do?"

The extremely helpless Chen family thought about it, and finally racked their brains and carved out the statue.

I saw that the Temple of Inspiration Dawang had been changed into a temple of holy monks, and then there was a nine-ring tin staff in the center of the hall.

It's just that the nine-ring tin rod is carved too big, so that from a distance, only the body of the nine-ring tin rod can be seen, and the nine rings on it are blocked by the curtain of the temple.

"Do you know, Chenjiazhuang is an outstanding person, and there are many talents, all because there are immortals here. ”

"That's right, didn't you see that they built a temple dedicated to the holy monks? ”

"Golden body? No, what we see is a golden stick?"

When the outsiders heard that the temple of the holy monk was very effective, they went to worship one after another, and then another rumor came out.

"Do you know that Chenjiazhuang built a holy stick temple, and the holy stick enshrined on it can be effective. ”

"Holy stick, isn't it a holy monk?"

"Nonsense, what we see is clearly a stick, how can there be any holy monk!"

After a while, the rumors changed again.

"Do you know, Chenjiazhuang built a singles temple, on which stands a singles, to commemorate those who died of old age and did not get a wife. ”

"What? Then Chenjiazhuang is too miserable, it's really pitiful that there are still people beating singles in such a place where people are outstanding. ”

Then, after a while, the rumors became more colorful and more intriguing.

"Do you know, there is a temple in Chenjiazhuang dedicated to commemorating the dung diggers. ”

“？？？”

"Hehe, you don't know this, there's a-stirring stick on it. ”

“......”

"Do you know, there is a temple in Chenjiazhuang, I heard that it was the former site of teaching Shaolin long sticks. ”

"Do you know, there is a temple in Chenjiazhuang, I heard that there are big and thick things on it, and you can ensure that the golden gun will not fall if you worship it!"

......

At this time, Tang Sanzang had already silently set out on the road.

"It's too much, the poor monks have been gone for so long, why haven't those apprentices caught up yet. The poor monk is alone, what if he encounters a beast?"

Xuanzang shook his head and sighed, looked up and saw a colorful tiger, his eyes showed a fierce light, and he opened his bloody mouth and pounced on him.

Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then a sneer appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Hey, Tiger King, do you guess whether the poor monk will play his left fist or his right fist?"

Where did the tiger know what Xuanzang said, it was already hungry and thirsty, and its big tiger eyes jumped from the middle of the mountain.

"Alas, how ...... invincible"

Before Xuanzang could finish speaking, suddenly a golden light flashed, and then a cow spirit flew over with a golden fork and took the tiger's head.

With a bang, the tiger was full of blood and immediately drenched Xuanzang's heart.

Xuanzang: "......"

"You ......" Xuanzang was furious, pointing at the cow spirit and said angrily.

But before he could speak, the cow spirit snorted coldly and said with great disdain: "Human bald, this is not a place for you mortals to stay, hurry up and get out." ”

, the poor monk was ignored?

Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, and then the cow spirit carried the remains of the tiger and turned into a demon wind and flew away towards the east.

, was robbed of someone's head, was drenched, and was ridiculed in the end?

Xuanzang took a deep breath, then grabbed a handful of demon wind and sniffed it to his nose, and said coldly: "Don't think that if you go fast, the poor monk won't be able to catch up." Even if you escape to the ends of the earth, the poor monk will definitely catch you!"

After speaking, Xuanzang followed the demonic qi, went around the mountain, and finally leaned on a mountain monument with a frown.

"Ma Dan, this damn cow spirit can't evaporate from the world? The poor monk has been walking for so long, and he still can't find any trace of it?"

Xuanzang pondered for a moment, then squinted his eyes and said, "Could it be that their cave is hidden?"

Xuanzang was so angry that he stepped on the monument with one foot, and his teeth were tickling.

Bullying honest people, right? Specifically bullying poor monks can't break the formation, and deliberately hides the cave, right?

Don't think that the poor monks have no means, the poor monks have a thousand means, so you can't get out of the mountain.

After speaking, Xuanzang sneered a few times, and then pinched and exploded a flame burst charm, and burned this Jindou Mountain without saying a word.

Afraid that the world would not be chaotic, Xuanzang pinched and exploded another east wind charm, and the fire fought against the wind, and the entire mountain was shrouded in fire in an instant.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for setting fire to the mountain, rewarding a timely rain!"

Xuanzang: "???"