Chapter 3 Root Bones
"Hey, Dasha, I heard that I will test the root bone tomorrow, do you think I can be the best one!" Jian Li said excitedly, lying in the hut assigned by his senior brother.
"The highest, I said Jian Li, can you not be whimsical, there are so many people at once, there are tens of thousands of people, can you be the best? You still pray that you don't rank to the bottom!" Ying Luo looked at Jian Li and said with a sneer.
"Gotta get it, you crow's mouth! What are you counting to the bottom! Master, I have such a beautiful eyebrow, can I still be the first to the bottom? I think it must be the top three! No, no, no, it's the top ten! How can the top ten also have me!" Jian Li heard Ying Luo's words, his heart was anxious, and he sat up from the bed.
Yingluo turned his head to look at the night sky outside, he didn't know what he was thinking in his mind, and said lightly: "I don't expect the top ten, it's enough to have a medium one." ”
"No, Dasha! You're too unmotivated, you're average! But then again, Dasha, what the hell do you say about this bone? Is it to see whose bones are harder?" Jian Li sat on the bed, his chin propped on his hands, thoughtful.
"Haha, I said Jianli, you're too funny, even if I don't know what's going on with the bones, but I definitely know that it doesn't matter if the bones are hard or not! Even if it's really a test of the softness of the bones, as far as your character of running when something happens, the bones must be the softest!" Yingluo turned his head to look at Jianli, straightened up and walked to his bed.
Jian Li was a little angry, pointed at Yingluo and said, "You... Okay, you stupid, you dare to say that I am soft-boned, believe it or not, I'll go back and tell your father and mother that you once peeked at Aunt Wang taking a bath!"
Jianli's lower Yingluo suddenly turned red, like a monkey's buttocks, and stood up suddenly, but his head hit the bed of Jianli on his head with a "bang".
Yingluo endured the severe pain, covered his head with one hand, pointed at Jianli with the other and said loudly: "Jianli, how many times have I told you! That is when I went to the mountains to collect firewood and accidentally ran into it! I can't be blamed for this matter! Besides, Aunt Wang is older than my mother! Can you not be so dirty in your heart!"
"Oh Yo Yo, look at you, look at you, what's the hurry, I didn't say that I really want to tell your father? You yourself are in a hurry, don't worry, I will rot in my stomach for the rest of my life!"
"The ghost only believes what you say! I won't see anything I don't know!"
"Oops! it fucking hurts!" Ying Luo covered his head, lay down stupidly, and stopped talking.
"But I said Dasha, if I'm really the first-to-last, you'll have to help me when the time comes!"
"Let's go to bed! I'll have to get up early tomorrow to test!" said Yingluo, shaking his head, impatiently.
"I'll tell you the truth, Dasha, didn't you hear me!" Jian Li said a little unhappily.
"Got it, got it! It's annoying, let's go to sleep!" said the winner below, and the voice came from the quilt.
"Hey, hey, sleep!" the sword on top of the top was covered with his head and fell into a deep sleep.
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"Dasha! Dasha! Get up quickly!"
Yingluo slept soundly, and thought of Jianli's anxious voice in his ears.
"What are you doing!" said Ying Luo in a daze.
Then Yingluo seemed to remember something, and his body jumped up from the bed violently!
"Bang!"
"Oops!" With a scream, the place where Yingluo hit yesterday was still a little bruised, but today it was more injured than injured...
"Dasha, don't scream! If you call for a while, you will go home and call every day!" Jian Li hurriedly dressed up after speaking, and jumped off the bed with his waist card.
"Dasha! can you hurry up!"
"Don't rush, I'll try to be as fast as I can!" Ying Luo said while putting on his clothes, rubbing the bruises on his head, "We shouldn't be late!"
"There should be enough time, let's do it as soon as possible!"
After speaking, the two of them crawled towards Shangyi Building.
When the two arrived at Shangyi Building, there were three other people in line.
"It's okay, it's okay! Just in time!" Jian Li wiped the sweat from his face and gasped.
"Next!" a woman's voice came from the Shangyi Building in the distance.
"Jian Li! It's your turn! Hurry up!" Ying Luo wiped the sweat from his face and pushed Jian Li.
"Okay! Come on, thank you, thank you for this big sister" Jianli quickly stepped forward to pick up the toiletries handed to him by the woman, and thanked him again and again.
"Poof. ”
The woman covered her mouth and smiled and said, "Who is the eldest sister, am I so old?" Look at your hurried, sweaty face, isn't it, just got up!"
A crisp sound came, Jian Li was stunned, he didn't look carefully in a hurry just now, and when he looked up, his eyes lit up.
Ho, okay, I saw the woman in front of me wearing an apricot yellow dress, and a pair of small pink cloth shoes under the skirt, leaking a snow-white instep. With a double bun on his head, his lips are red without dots, his eyebrows are green without painting, and there is a small rouge on his forehead, he only feels a smart breath coming to his face, which makes people can't help but get close.
"This, this, this, where is this eldest sister! This is clearly a fairy! No, no, it's a woman, a heroine sister" Jian Li looked at the woman in front of him, and his eyes glowed green.
"Giggles," the woman in the apricot-yellow shirt laughed coquettishly, "I'm as exaggerated as you say." ”
"Yes, yes, this, this is really more beautiful than the kiln sister in the brothel!" As soon as he finished saying this, Jian Li felt that the face of the woman in front of him had changed suddenly!
"What did you say!"
Jian Li swallowed his saliva, and secretly screamed in his heart.
"Then, that heroine sister, if there is nothing else, I will leave first!" As soon as the words fell, she turned around and ran.
"You, you, you..." The woman's voice trembled a little, as if she was crying.
"You... What's your name!" A woman's voice came from behind!
"Sister Heroine, let's meet again!"
Jian Li ran away without looking back...
The apricot yellow woman's little foot stomped hard, and she snorted and said, "You can't escape from the palm of my clothes!"
Yingluo looked at everything in front of him, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, and stepped forward to ask, "That woman..."
"Call me Senior Sister!" the woman said hatefully, still angry.
"Oh, sister, me, my thing. Yingluo said cautiously.
"Here you go!" the apricot yellow dress snorted womanly, handing the last piece of clothing and a set of toiletries to Yingluo.
"Thank you, senior sister, then I'll leave first. Yingluo glanced at the woman in front of him and said.
"Let's go," the woman said impatiently.
Yingluo breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and just turned his head when he heard a woman's voice behind him.
"You're back!"
Yingluo secretly complained in his heart, his heart was not good, but he still turned his head, he wouldn't turn around and run like Jianli...
"Senior sister, what else do you have to order?"
"You're in the same league as that guy just now!" the woman seemed to react, her small waist was forked, and her little white finger pointed at Yingluo.
"No, no, senior sister, you blame me, we are not in the same group, I don't know him!"
"Don't be sloppy with me, I just saw you two running together, tell me what that guy's name is!
The woman walked up to Yingluo's side and walked slowly around him, looking at him.
"If not, believe it or not, I'll let you out of the lintel of this snowy mountain tomorrow!"
"Jian Li!" Ying Luo didn't think about it and hurriedly said, just kidding, anyway, she would know sooner or later, she had already told her that it was nothing, this was too easy to choose from being driven out of the Snow Mountain... It's a big deal to explain to Jianli in a while, and he'll understand...
"Jian Li! Jian Li! Wait for this girl!" the woman gritted her teeth, but that angry little appearance, if someone saw it, I am afraid that her eyes would light up again...
"Senior sister, then I..."
"Let's go, let's go, by the way, how much is your waist card?"
"One thousand and twenty-seven..."
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On the way back, Yingluo couldn't help but mourn for Jianli, offended this woman, it is estimated that he has suffered it, looking at the tone of his voice, this woman's status in the division is probably not low!
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"Dasha, you're back!How about it, that chick is not difficult for you!" Jian Li was trying on his school clothes on the bed, and hurriedly asked after seeing Yingluo come back.
Yingluo glanced up at him.
"Nope..."
"That's good, that's good, haha, but that chick is really good-looking! The sisters in the garden are far inferior!" Jian Li smiled, his smile a little evil.
"Don't you think it's possible? Just wait for her revenge, he knows not only your name, but also my waist number!"
"What, what! How can this be, I said win, you are too uninteresting! After so many years of affection, you are not as good as a girl!" Jian Li threw aside the sect uniform he was about to put on, and his tone was a little resentful.
Yingluo sighed helplessly and said: "What can I do, that senior sister said that if I don't tell him, I will be kicked out of the Great Snow Mountain tomorrow, and anyway, she will know sooner or later, what is the difference between early and late." ”
Jian Li sat up violently and shouted loudly: "What! This little girl is so hateful! I really think that I am good-looking! I praise her twice, and I even go to the western sky? I say that she looks better than Sister Yao, that is to lift her! In fact, in my heart, she is far worse than those sisters in the garden! Hmph!"
Jian Li had just finished shouting when he heard the door of the hut "bang!"
Jian Li turned to look at the boss, and couldn't help but open his mouth.
I saw that the woman in the apricot yellow dress before was standing at the door, her eyes were full of tears, her little face was flushed, and her white right hand was trembling and pointing at Jian Li.
"You... You... You"
The woman said the word "you" three times in a row, and finally couldn't help crying "wow", and the tears fell down her white little face.
"Jian Li! you wait for me!" Woo woo ......" After saying that, he cried and ran away...
The sword in the room and Yingluo stared wide-eyed.
finally
"Whew!" Jian Li shouted from his mouth and said, "My life is over!"
"Hurry, go and invite the senior brother!(If you come to the Buddha...... )”