Chapter 385: Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you can fall again
The black bear spirit and the others nodded, but Zhu Bajie lowered his head and looked extremely painful.
In his heart, he was annoyed that Tang Sanzang was talking nonsense, causing this tea to be white for no reason, and he was missing a hundred-year-old jujube in vain, which was a big loss.
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord sneered in his heart, covering the teacup with his long sleeves, pretending to be drinking tea, but in fact there was not a drop.
And Zhu Bajie below couldn't hold it anymore, and drank a big cup, and before he could put the cup down, he saw Sun Wukong oops, and dropped the teacup by mistake.
Immediately after that, there was a chaotic sound of ping-pong, and three or four teacups fell on the lobby, and the porcelain-white teacups fell to eight petals, scattered all over the ground.
Zhu Bajie: "???"
At this time, Tang Sanzang had just raised the teacup, and before he could pretend to miss and fall, he was seized by Sun Wukong and others.
Just missing such a moment, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had already raised his head and looked at Tang Sanzang with doubt.
The two looked at each other, and Tang Sanzang had no choice but to twitch the corners of his mouth, and took the teacup back in disdain.
It's too much for you, Wukong, you dare to steal the limelight of the poor monk, you all dropped the teacup first, and the poor monk still fell a fart.
Don't you see this Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, staring at us!
It's disgusting that you have fallen on the heads of poor monks!
The more Tang Sanzang thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was annoyed, and he directly slammed the teacup on the coffee table.
With a click, the teacup shattered into several petals, and the warm tea flowed freely onto the table.
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Damn, you dead monk is clever, this is all right!
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was already so angry that he just wanted to stand up and scold Tang Sanzang and the others.
Unexpectedly, Tang Sanzang took the preemptive action, stood up suddenly, pointed at Sun Wukong and the others and said angrily: "Wukong, are you rebelling?
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
What's the matter, isn't it the master, you told us not to drink tea? Why are you accusing us now?
"Wukong, you give the poor monk an explanation first. Otherwise, don't blame the poor monk for reciting the mantra to you. Tang Sanzang snorted coldly.
Sun Wukong was a little panicked when he heard this, and hurriedly said: "The master doesn't know, my old problem suddenly happened again." Whenever it is windy and rainy, rheumatism will worsen, so I didn't hold this tea for a while, and I failed to live up to the mind of the viewer. ”
"I see. Tang Sanzang's face only improved slightly when he heard this, and then he said sincerely to the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "Lord, my eldest apprentice is an unintentional mistake, please don't be surprised." ”
The corners of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's mouth twitched, looking at the moonlit and starry night sky outside, he took a deep breath and said in a deep voice: "It's okay, it's just a moment of carelessness, everyone has a time when they miss, don't get in the way." ”
"The poor monk's apprentices are indeed too nonsense, and the poor monk will definitely give you an explanation. ”
Tang Sanzang said with a righteous face, and then pointed at Sha Seng and snorted coldly: "Earlier, Wukong said that his muscles were sore, so he lost his hand and dropped the tea. So, what about you?"
Faced with Tang Sanzang's questioning, Sha Seng was stunned for a moment, and looked at Sun Wukong as if asking for help, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and motioned for him to think about it himself.
Sha Seng thought for a long time, hesitated, and finally could only squeeze a sentence: "I am the same!"
Sun Wukong and others: "......"
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
Immediately afterwards, Tang Sanzang saw that his gaze fell on the black bear spirit, the black bear spirit shuddered suddenly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said in his heart Why do you want this dead monk to look at me, look at me and forget it, why is it the last answer of my old black, how do you let me answer.
But the arrow had to be sent, and the black bear spirit had no choice but to stand up, look at the teacup porcelain pieces all over the ground, take a deep breath and say: "Old Hei, I was once bitten by a poisonous snake when I was young. ”
Sun Wukong and others: "???"
Hundred-Eyed Lord: "???"
Is there any connection between being bitten by a poisonous snake and dropping a cup?
When Tang Sanzang heard this, he squinted his eyes and nodded with a smile.
When the black bear spirit saw it, he quickly replied: "You don't know, it's because I have been bitten by a poisonous snake, so I will be afraid of seeing a poisonous snake now." I raised the teacup just now and saw a snake shadow floating in the tea, so I was excited for a while......"
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
What's the matter, you're a monster at the level of a big demon, and you're still afraid of this snake?
Tang San nodded uncontrollably, and sighed: "Cup bow snake shadow, this is a mental illness, it must be treated." ”
Afterwards, Tang Sanzang said to the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord with an apologetic face: "Guan Lord, say a thousand ways and ten thousand, or the poor monk didn't take care of the apprentices well, let them spoil the Guan Lord's hard work." The poor monk is really ashamed, please punish the poor monk heavily. ”
The corners of the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's eyes twitched, looking at Tang Sanzang, whose face was full of sincerity, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
You've made them explain for a round, what else can I say? What else can I say?
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord covered his chest and forced a smile: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it's just a cup of tea." ”
However, his heart was dripping with blood, and the Nine Turns Soul Snatching Poison Pill that Lao Tzu had worked so hard to refine was wasted like this, you are really too hateful.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is rare for you to travel thousands of miles to the temple, you wait a little longer, and the master of this view will make tea for you. The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had a dark face, turned around and ran to poison him.
"Tang Sanzang, although you are scheming, but there are only three things, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you can fall again. ”
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord quickly brewed the tea, then turned to come out, only to find that the lobby was empty.
"Where did the people go?" The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord's eyes widened, and he hurriedly ran out of the door, but he saw Tang Sanzang and them bowing to the Buddha statue in the temple, and then the dead monk raised the nine-ring tin staff and was about to leave.
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
What's the matter, don't leave yet, this Demon Lord just dropped a poison pill, you just left like this, won't it be too much!
"Elder Tang, please stay, this tea is freshly brewed, please have a drink and then go." The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hurriedly stepped forward to persuade.
Tang Sanzang saw the Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch coming in the dust, and unconsciously stopped, and said in a loud voice: "It is a long road to learn scriptures from the West, and you must say goodbye to the king for a thousand miles, so don't send it again." ”
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"
Send it, send it, send your uncle, this demon lord is planning to give you poisonous tea to drink, and send you to the west heaven!
The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord coughed, picked up the teacup and said continuously: "Elder Tang, the western sky is a long way, and it has been a long time to go for ......."
Before he could finish speaking, Tang Sanzang continued: "This past year should be a good day and a good time. Even though there are a thousand kinds of styles, who can you tell them about?"
Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord: "......"