Chapter 207 This song calls me very few friends

Just as Tang Sanzang and the Black Bear Spirit were busy outside, under the bed, the general and the female prime minister looked at each other, speechless for a while.

"What the hell are they doing? How do I feel that something is not quite right?"

General Tianjiao's face turned red, and the cries of the two big men, as well as the strange wheezing sound, made her have a very bad thought.

"Hehe, it should be that we think too much, the holy monk is not that kind of person. The female prime minister said that she chose to believe Tang Sanzang and them.

"Prime Minister, I heard that you are very knowledgeable, you should know what it means to be in love over time. You said that they have been together for so long and have gone through so many hardships, so they won't have the slightest affection?" General Tianjiao asked in a low voice.

Female Prime Minister: "......"

Suddenly, the female prime minister didn't know how to answer.

At this moment, there was another brisk footstep outside the door.

Tang Sanzang and the Black Bear Essence's faces changed slightly, the two of them exerted too much force for a while, and with a bang, the brocade robe was directly torn open, revealing the Black Bear Essence's broad shoulders.

"This ......" Tang Sanzang gasped, and the face of the black bear spirit changed.

"It's someone again! Hide, I'm afraid Her Majesty is really coming this time!" Tang Sanzang could hear the footsteps, which was obviously different.

With a bit of solemnity in elegance, and a bit of stability in cheerfulness, nine times out of ten it is Her Majesty!

"Holy monk, why do you say that someone is coming again......?

With a confused look in the black bear spirit's eyes, Tang Sanzang took a deep breath and said continuously: "It's too late to explain, you get in the car quickly...... Phew, hide. ”

"Okay. The black bear spirit rolled his eyes and ran to the bottom of the bed.

"Don't hide there!" Tang Sanzang shouted anxiously, the black bear spirit was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "Why can't it? ”

"There......" Tang Sanzang couldn't think of a good argument for a while, so he casually said nonsense: "There is a tigress there, who specializes in eating people!

Black Bear Spirit: "......"

General Tianjiao: "!!"

Female Prime Minister: "!!"

So, Tang Sanzang decisively kicked over, and without saying a word, kicked the black bear spirit into the closet.

However, the black bear essence was too fat, and Tang Sanzang used a lot of strength to seal the wardrobe.

"It's finally done!" Tang Sanzang wiped a cold sweat and kept gasping.

At this point, the door was slowly pushed open.

I saw the scorpion essence, who had already been dressed up in flowers, with a face like a peach blossom, smiling, and walking slowly towards Tang Sanzang with a smile on his face.

"Brother Tang Seng, are you very hot, why are you sweating profusely every time I see you?" said the scorpion spirit with a surprised face.

Tang Sanzang rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, if you try it all night, and you don't know if you come to make trouble with three bastards, will you be better off than a poor monk?

"Your Majesty, maybe the windows are closed too tightly, so the poor monk is sweating. Xuanzang hurriedly explained.

"Otherwise, the poor monk will go and open the window now!" Xuanzang smiled awkwardly.

"Giggles, no! The windows are closed, and they are closed tightly, so that they can do things. ”

The scorpion smiled charmingly, smiling so much that the country was overwhelmed...... Lives.

Tang Sanzang: "......"

The scorpion spirit had been waiting for this day for a long time, but he didn't expect to meet Tang Sanzang so quickly. Moreover, this Tang Sanzang is even easier to deal with than he imagined, and he has dealt with too much.

I just used a little trick, and with sweet words such as promises, I deceived this stupid monk and kept it.

is as strong as Sun Wukong and others, even if they can turn mountains and seas, they were immediately abandoned by this monk!

"This can't complain about this queen, if you want to complain, you can only resent you with the naked eye, and you don't know what to do! After this king eats you, he will definitely help you live a good life and promote the Dharma. ”

The scorpion kept thinking carefully, and the saliva had already begun to flow down uncontrollably.

However, out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly caught a glimpse of a stone table being cut in half in half with a brush, and her heart jumped.

"Anyone?" the vigilant scorpion took a deep breath, sensing something unusual in the air around him, and couldn't help but show a cruel smile on the corner of his mouth.

"Brother Tang Seng, you won't hide Jiao on your back, right?"

Tang Sanzang's heart thumped, and his heart said that this scorpion essence had such a keen sense of smell, and he suddenly found something wrong.

"How can it be, the poor monk only loves the queen in this life. If you don't believe me, the poor monk can sing you a love song. Tang Sanzang said cheekily.

"Alright, sing to me. The scorpion spirit smiled.

"Okay, the poor monk sings. Tang Sanzang said with a smile on his face: "Congratulations on your birthday, congratulations on burying the old beans, begging every year, grabbing pockets every year, congratulations, congratulations on your ......"

Scorpion Spirit: "???"

System: "Congratulations to the host for becoming a Death Cursed Scorpion Spirit, rewarding experience points +30!"

"Brother Tang Seng, I don't understand this song, but the music is very cheerful, can you explain it to me, what does it mean......?" Ahem, bless you!"

"The lyrics probably mean to celebrate your youth forever, keep away from disasters, and have endless delicacies from the mountains and seas every year......" Tang Sanzang said nonsense seriously.

"No wonder it's so good! As long as it's a song sung by Tang Seng's brother, I like it. The scorpion spirit smiled.

"Then the poor monk will sing you two more sentences?" Xuanzang looked surprised, and before the scorpion spirit agreed, he began to sing again.

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for being a death cursed scorpion spirit, rewarding experience points +30!"

"Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for the death curse scorpion spirit ......"

"Ding-dong, congratulations to the host for his death......"

"Ding-dong......"

"Ding......

"Ding ....."

System: "......"

The Tianjiao general and the female prime minister who were hiding under the bed were about to vomit when they heard it, but this damn dead monk was still smiling and singing happily.

And the scorpion spirit had already heard it, and she forced a smile on her face: "Brother Tang Seng, aren't you tired? Why don't you rest?"

Tang Sanzang looked excited, this was a good time to brush up on experience, how could a poor monk be tired!

But seeing that the scorpion spirit's face was so gloomy that it was about to drip, Tang Sanzang had no choice but to smile slightly and said, "Why don't you sing it one last time?"

Scorpion Spirit: "......"

Ma Dan, why is this dead Tang Seng so difficult, this king should eat him first!