Chapter Forty-Four: The Learned of Swearing!
In the tumbling sea of blood, Li Tiezhu was trying his best to maintain his figure, trying to find flaws, seemingly slapping the sea water in a hurry, sinking and floating in the sticky and greasy blood again and again, but his heart was extremely calm, waiting for the next time the little fish that was not good-looking appeared......
"It's really a shame for you......"
Li Tiezhu shouted angrily, took out the huge coffin, squatted on it, picked up the coffin board as an oar, and rowed the "coffin boat" in an attempt to swim away from here......
“......”
The Purple Hades Sect Elder's eyes widened as he watched in astonishment as the man picked up the coffin board and smashed the wave into pieces, unable to speak......
"Huh...... Let you see what a dilemma is!"
After a grim laugh, the little fish swam into the depths of the sea of blood with its tail wagging and disappeared......
"Old thief, come out and die!"
"Old horseman, you will only hide and hide, do you dare to fight me to the death!"
"If you're hiding it, I'm going to blow up your dog fantasies!"
"Catch your head and blow you up!"
“......”
Li Tiezhu, who was smashing the waves with the coffin board and scolding at the same time, saw that it had no effect, and the old man was not moved at all, so he had to take that trick!
"Hey, hey, as the saying goes, scolding should take his parents as the radius, and the eighteenth generation of the ancestors as the radius, and fire!"
After laughing, Li Tiezhu cleared his throat and scolded: "I am your ancestor!"
"Why don't you have the face to come out? I'll kill you, old ***, and make you *** Lingchi!"
"I'm going to tear your mother's *** and tear her *** apart, I'll stuff the caterpillar into you*** and castrate your father *** with a sword!"
"What's the matter? You went to the Qinglou to look for relatives again?
"Boom!"
There was a violent roar, and seven huge and terrifying skulls roared towards Li Tiezhu in unison!
"it!"
Seeing that the coffin boat under his feet suddenly shook violently, Li Tiezhu exclaimed, he wanted to use the coffin board to stir up the water waves, but it was difficult to resist at all! And the seven skulls had already rushed in front of him, it was too late!
"What are you going to do with the horses...... There you go!"
Li Tiezhu's eyes lit up, and the coffin under his feet was put into the Qiankun ring, and the whole person suddenly lost his focus and fell into the viscous and warm sea of blood again, and because of this, seven skulls grazed the top of Li Tiezhu's head and roared, and one of them even exploded, causing a large sea of blood to surge!
"How do I feel like I'm soaking in a hot spring......?"
Li Tiezhu had the urge to laugh, but as he expected, the seven skulls could not dive into the sea of blood, and the fragments of the explosion could hit him, obviously the skull was not an illusion!
"Even so, in the sea of blood, you will still be consumed alive!"
Thinking of this, Li Tiezhu suddenly discovered that his spiritual power had bottomed out! This made it extremely difficult to kill the mysterious person of the Purple Hades Sect! Li Tiezhu was waiting, waiting for the fish to appear! Only by breaking that fish, the illusion could be shattered! Because it was when he saw that the fish leave, blood mist kept gushing out of his body to maintain this illusion!
But after waiting for a long time, the erosion of spiritual power by the sea of blood has become more and more serious, and the little fish has not yet been seen, Li Tiezhu has another plan: "Hehe......"
"Hey, I'm out!"
A human head suddenly appeared on the surface of the scarlet-scarlet sea of blood, grimacing at the skull that was wandering in the sea of blood.
The six skulls swooped down towards Li Tiezhu for a while, and when they were about to approach the sea of blood, they stopped suddenly, and Li Tiezhu also dived in an instant......
"Hey, I'm out again!"
The skull whistled down again.
But the man's head dived cunningly.
"Oh, I'm here!"
"Come here!"
"Fool is under you"
"Hehe, you can't catch it!"
“......”
This was repeated dozens of times, and the skull almost hit each time when the human head just dived!
And the six skulls were also seized by Li Tiezhu and took the opportunity to break three of them! The remaining two were also cracked by a stick, and they were gradually losing their ability to move, and they were slowly falling into the sea of blood and floating......
Li Tiezhu smiled on the surface, but in his heart he became more and more nervous, and that breath did not appear for a long time!
"It's coming!"
As that vague and inseparable aura appeared, Li Tiezhu also jumped out of the sea, and took out the coffin and buckled it upside down before his eyes! After being filled with blood, he still covered the fish, and took out the coffin board between the electric lights and flints.
Li Tiezhu was so handsome by his own actions! Sitting in the coffin floating on the sea of blood, he easily smashed the last skull, and Li Tiezhu even wanted to blow a suona song to see off this old horseman!
"Hey, invincible, how lonely it is......"
Li Tiezhu sighed, took out a cigarette with his backhand and snapped his fingers, and a small flame immediately burst out on his finger, and it dispersed with a swing of his hand!
"Oh Shet, this strong push back feeling!"
At this time, Li Tiezhu was already lying flat on the coffin, his legs crossed and his eyes twitched, the sound of the knock under the coffin was endless, and the coffin was also extremely strong under the maintenance of the sword qi of the body, and it also stabilized his body.
"It's useless, the coffin is covered with sword qi, you must be pierced into a hornet's nest when you jump out!
patting the coffin that clanged under him, Li Tiezhu comforted, but even so, the impact continued stubbornly......
Seeing this, Li Tiezhu came to his senses, sat cross-legged on the coffin and muttered: "Then I have to see you off!"
"Dangdang Dang"
"Ding Ding Ding"
"When"
"Ding"
"Dangdang"
"Ding Ding"
“......”
In a regular beating, a pleasant jingle bell also sounded on the surface of the coffin, forming a wonderful send-off song with the regular accompaniment of the fish!
"Hahaha, Lao Tzu is such a genius......"
Li Tiezhu, who was laughing, suddenly froze with a smile, his body shook stiffly, and his right hand mechanically stretched down to touch his buttocks......
A large piece of blood shot out! Bright red blood slowly infected the surface of the coffin from under Li Tiezhu's sitting posture......
"Well...... Again...... rub!"
Looking at his bloody right hand, Li Tiezhu wanted to cry without tears, and when he wanted to get up and teach this damn terrible fish a lesson, his expression froze again: "Fuck!"
"Ahhh......hh
With an exclamation and a pig-like wail, Li Tiezhu jumped three feet, yes, the right buttocks were also pierced with a bloody hole!
"Very good, I appreciate your dog hanging ......"
Li Tiezhu, who had already finished healing, rubbed his hands and stared at the coffin under his feet with resentment, and said viciously.
"Death to the master!"
With his empty hand, he held a golden one-foot sword qi and threw it towards the coffin board, but the coffin board was blown to pieces, and the blood-colored little fish was hiding in the corner and shivering!
"Huh, didn't hit? hey, hey, hey......"
Li Tiezhu, who was stunned for a moment, suddenly smiled evilly, stretched out his sinful hands and pounced!
At this moment, it was the outside of the Hundred Beast Mountain Range where the moon was high and the stars were flourishing, and the man in white looked at the scene in front of him and laughed, and the purple fox on his shoulder also squeaked and let out a sharp and cheerful cry.
They were seeing the disheveled Li Tiezhu first lying on the coffin board, then violently knocking on the coffin board, then covering his buttocks and wailing with the unstoppable blood pillar, and then laughing weirdly at the coffin, and finally breaking the coffin and laughing wickedly with the air in his hands......
"Hahaha!"
In a burst of laughter, Li Tiezhu crushed the fish, turned into pieces of debris and turned into black ash, the surrounding blood mist began to fade, the sea of blood under his feet no longer surged, began to fade slowly, and finally all the blood sea mist turned into a blood-colored energy Actually surging towards Li Tiezhu's back!
Li Tiezhu's heart was alarmed! Because he felt the ...... behind him There is actually a hidden person! It is the old man from before! And the aura is even stronger, and it is also the effect of absorbing the blood mist!
"Old man, take my phlegm!"
"Heh~T!"
A large mouthful of yellow, clear, muddy and sticky, greasy old phlegm blasted violently in the air at a speed that was difficult to distinguish with the naked eye, towards the sitting figure behind Li Tiezhu that was about to fade!
And Li Tiezhu also retreated hundreds of steps at the moment of vomiting, dodging the attack of a blood-colored claw, and stared at the old man coldly from a distance!
As soon as he opened his eyes, the imposing old man on his body was instantly hit on his forehead by that large lump of thick phlegm, and the yellow semi-solid was about to fall into his lips along the wings of his nose......
The old man was instantly furious, his white hair and thick phlegm were also popped out of his face, and he stood up straight with his originally rickety waist, staring at Li Tiezhu with blood-red eyes like a demon.
Before the old man could speak, Li Tiezhu pointed at the old man and scolded: "You are really not a person! You are so insidious and cunning, if I don't get rid of you today, my name will be written upside down! Phew, old man!"
The old man who was about to open his mouth with his squirming lips couldn't say a word when he was scolded, so he swallowed hard and said angrily: "You...... You ......"
"What are you, you've been bitten by a mad dog, your fingers are not working, why are you still shivering?"
"Your eyes have been licked by dogs, why are they still red? Hurry up and stay away from me, don't infect your master! Otherwise, you won't be able to eat and walk around!"
A burst of saliva flew everywhere, Li Tiezhu interrupted the old man's words at a very fast speed, chattering and scolding, and still spit out a mouthful of phlegm towards the old man!
"Hahaha"
The man and beast who had been watching the play couldn't help but laugh, but they never expected Li Tiezhu to look at them......
Li Tiezhu : "Are you laughing at your horse?"
The smile of one man and one beast suddenly froze, and the little fox looked at Li Tiezhu with his eyes open in disbelief......
Suddenly feeling that he was looking at himself again, Li Tiezhu pointed at the fox and said loudly: "What do you think of your horse?"