Chapter 4: The Living Daddy is Back
Da Kui sat by the window on the second floor of the Drunken Immortal Building, with the beautiful scenery of the city outside, and the delicacies of the mountains and seas on the table, which was called a refreshing one. First clip a piece of West Lake salmon and put it in your mouth, fragrant! Then take a bite of flower carving, beautiful! Since then, Da Kui Fang knows that if you are rich, you are an uncle, and you are a pro-uncle.
While eating and drinking, Huang Ying came upstairs and said, "Big brother, Lang Zhong came and said that the injuries of my two senior brothers should be extended." But I... Da Kui pretended to be impatient and said, "If you want to borrow money, right, now there is one upstairs." You take off your hat and speak. "Say a squeak, a bite of flowers, and then a bite of crispy duck.
Huang Ying said in a low voice: "We only have fifteen taels of silver on us, and Lang Zhong said that it will take thirty taels to heal from our injuries." Da Kui didn't pay attention to it, just ate and drank. I have never eaten such a good banquet when I am so old, even if I occasionally ate and drank in the Red Turban Army back then, it was an ordinary wine and food.
Huang Ying saw that Da Kui didn't pay attention to it, and her shoulders shook again, and she knelt on the ground again. Da Kui couldn't help but be dejected when he saw it: "Look, look, come again, get up quickly." As he spoke, he didn't mean to help him with a wine glass in his hand.
Huang Ying saw that Da Kui still didn't agree, so she wanted to kowtow. Da Kui saw that he had made enough trouble, so he hurriedly said: "Get up, get up, but remember, you owe me fifty taels." After speaking, he took out his money bag and counted twenty-five taels of silver. Huang Ying hurriedly thanked him, stood up and took the silver. But when he saw that it was only twenty-five taels, he asked, "When you helped me before, you said that there were twenty taels, but here it is only twenty-five taels." ”
Da Kui glared and said, "You don't have to pay interest for borrowing money from me?" Huang Ying trembled angrily: "You... You... He stomped his foot and turned around and went downstairs with a gust of incense.
Da Kui can calm down and savor the food now, and wait until he is full of food and drink. Reaching out to a cloth bag at the corner of the table, this is what Li Yuanliang said. Open the bag, and there are five things inside. One of the medicine bottles, with a note on the bottle that reads Ten Spices and Five Small Letters.
Da Kui once heard Wujie say that some of the lower subordinates on the rivers and lakes use this thing to harm people. This medicine is colorless and odorless, and it lasts for a long time when sprinkled in the air. People will fall unconscious for a moment after smelling it, and no matter how high your martial arts are, it will be difficult to recover your strength in two hours. If it goes down into the water, the person drinks the medicinal power and superimposes. Da Kui wanted to throw it away, but he still stayed after thinking about it. I don't know when I'll use it.
The other is a sachet purse, but I don't know what it is for. Then there's a bunch of keys, presumably sliding doors and picking locks. There was also a book and a small mirror, which was not a bronze mirror, and it was not made of anything. Da Kui picked up the mirror and looked at himself, startled.
Da Kui in the mirror is covered with dirt and hair, he is simply a beggar, more beggar than a beggar. This mirror looks at people as clearly as the other side, which is really a treasure.
I picked up the book again, and there were four words written on the cover: Hehuan Treasure Book. In the lower right corner of the book cover is written Xiaoyaozi. Da Kui opened the book curiously, and immediately turned red. It was full of pictures of men and women in the boudoir, and there was not a word.
Da Kui didn't want to look at it anymore, so he hurriedly put away these five gadgets and packed them into his arms. for fear that others will see it, as if he were a thief.
I was also full and drunk, anyway, it was still early, Da Kui got up and went downstairs. The guy in the store hurriedly came over and asked with a smile: "What else do you need objectively?" Da Kui put on a full momentum, and asked in a hanging voice: "Where is there a shaving shop in Lin'an, a clothing measuring shop?" The shop guy hurriedly said: "Go out and go left, and you have everything you said on the street that you have to go right when you meet the street corner." ”
Da Kui snorted and said: "My three friends need to be served, you can only entertain what they need, you come to Uncle Ben if you are short of money, and the four of us have two more horses, you pick two unhelpful ones to sell, and the money can be deposited on the cabinet." The shopkeeper bowed again and again and said, "Don't worry, uncle, the small one will be done." Big Quinn snorted, swaggered out the door and turned left and walked away, of course only one sleeve.
It wasn't until the evening that Da Kui came back with a baggage. It was still the same rags, but the difference was that the beard was cleanly shaved, the hair was washed and coiled on the head and tied in a bun, and a hosta was worn across the bun. As soon as Da Kui entered the door, he said: "Prepare hot water in my upper room, and Uncle Ben wants to bathe and change clothes." The shopkeeper hurriedly said yes and turned to go.
Next, it can be lively, and the boss in Da Kui's room has a wooden barrel. The three of them collected water, and Da Kui was too hot and too cold for a while. The three guys sat on the ground tired and rolled their eyes, and finally the hotel owner came. Da Kui is still unrelenting, and the boss is also a person who has been in business for a long time. said bluntly to Da Kui: "Guest officer, there are rules in our store. Look at the clothes to entertain guests, this is not a small shop mean, if the guest officer eats upstairs. A group of beggars around you, how do you say you still eat?" Da Kui glared and said, "Am I a beggar?" The boss hurriedly accompanied him and said: "The guys in my store often welcome people who are sent there, and it is inevitable that people will be judged by their clothes." Here, the little old man will compensate you on their behalf. After speaking, he was deeply moved.
Seeing that this boss was so reasonable, Da Kui didn't deliberately embarrass him: "In that case, ask your three guys to wait for the uncle to take a bath." The boss hurriedly said to the three guys: "Don't go quickly, don't be lazy." The three guys hurriedly got up and helped Da Kui Kuanyi into the bath, and the boss saw that there was nothing wrong and retreated out of the house.
By the time Da Kui was clean, the three guys were already paralyzed on the ground from exhaustion. Da Kui doesn't embarrass the boss, but he doesn't plan not to embarrass the guy. Take a shower and ask the guy to rub his back and feet. As soon as I saw that the water was mixed, I called to change the water, and it took four buckets of water to wash it.
Da Kui felt that his body was so refreshing, before he went down the mountain. The master told him not to take a bath for two months, and when he left, he prepared tattered clothes for Da Kui, saying that he wanted Da Kui to experience the suffering of the world. Now that Da Kui has taken on a new look from the inside out, he can't help but think of what Master said.
The master's words must have his reason, is this considered a violation of the master's orders?
Da Kui thought about it, he was stupid before. It is the master who makes himself become another self, and since it is the master's order, he should obey it. But it's always necessary to be clean on weekdays, and it shouldn't be okay to wear something ordinary. Thinking of this, Da Kui asked the guy to buy some ordinary homespun clothes, pants, shoes and socks to wear new. picked up those silk clothes and said, "You are also very hard, so Uncle Ben will reward you with these clothes." The man thanked him and took his clothes and left.
Da Kui carried the cloth bag wrapped in the gadget in his arms and went out the door, and came to the next door. Knocking on the door and no one answered, so he pushed the door straight in. Huang Ying's two senior brothers were lying side by side on the couch like corpses, thinking that they were asleep. There was a smell of herbs in the room, but there was no shadow of the yellow warbler in the room.