Chapter 315 Yunzhan Cave Came to a Zhu Bajie The beginning of the tragedy of occupying the mountain as the king
Fuling Mountain, in the cave.
The rock wall is full of vines, and the weeping flowers are small.
The dome is milky and clear, there are sharp points below, and there are water droplets, and they want to fall but not fall, and they are swaying.
The Golden Leopard King was wearing a tiger skin skirt on his lower body, carrying a Xuanhua axe on his back, and he was drunk in the cave, when he suddenly heard the words of his little demon, he swayed, his eyes widened, and said, "What pig demon?"
The little demon who ran in had a lot of mud on his body, and he could see that he was very embarrassed, he kept wiping the sweat on his head, and said: "The king, you arrange the banquet, let the little ones enjoy it, but I didn't expect that suddenly a big pig demon with a long mouth came, carrying a nine-nail rake, and didn't say anything, he sat down and ate violently, and he ate so fast." ”
Speaking of this, the little monster was very aggrieved and said: "The pig demon ate too fast, and all the wine and meat on the table were put into his stomach. ”
"King,"
The little demon stood up straight, and under the light in the cave, he could see that his early nose was blue and his face was swollen, but he looked a bit like a little pig demon.
"Wow,"
The Golden Leopard King heard the three corpse gods jumping violently, pulled out the Xuanhua axe, greeted, and said, "Children, go out with this king to have a look, what kind of pig demon dares to come to our Yunzhan Cave to spread wild?"
The Golden Leopard King Tixuan Flower Axe walked in the front, followed by the crooked little monsters, majestic, high-spirited, out of the cave, to the outside.
Oops, there's a pig demon!
There is no need for the little demon fingers under his hands, the Golden Leopard King can see it at a glance.
The reason is very simple, outside the cave, the other little monsters are lying on the ground on all fours, with a blue nose and swollen face, and there is a big man in the center, with a black face and short hair, a long beak and big ears, wearing a collar of green and blue shuttle cloth straight jacket, tied with a flower cloth handkerchief.
In front of him, put a bright and bright nine-nail rake, and then, how high are the various pots and saucers, take a closer look, good guys, they are all half a person high.
The pig demon sat cross-legged on the ground, ate another plate of hooves, put the plate on it, wiped his tears with his sleeve, and said angrily: "I didn't expect me to be so miserable, for so long, I can finally eat a full meal." ”
"It's miserable,"
The more the pig demon said, the more sad he felt, and he looked like he was about to cry.
Such a move, if it is made by a soft and cute girl, I must see pity and make people sympathetic, but now in front of me is a black and fat pig demon, the pig's mouth is long and can arch down the fence door, he does this action, disgusting.
"Phew!"
Even a rude man with no aesthetics like the Golden Leopard Demon King was disgusted, he was so excited that he woke up from the wine, he shook the Xuanhua axe, and said to the pig demon: "Okay, you pig demon, dare to come to the king's territory to eat and drink, and hurt my children?"
The pig demon didn't care about the screams of the leopard spirit at all, and continued to pour it into his mouth, making a muffled voice in his mouth, and said, "Wait until I finish drinking this pot of soup." ”
"Look at the fight. ”
Seeing the pig demon like this, the Golden Leopard King was really angry, he roared angrily, Xuanhua axe picked up, and chopped down with an axe, killing awe-inspiring.
This axe is powerful and very strong.
The little demons watching the battle behind have already blown gongs and drums, wanting to see their own king take the head of that hateful pig demon down with an axe!
Of course, the pig demon is a pig Bajie who has been demoted to the lower realm, this unlucky guy was reincarnated as a pig, and the days of the generalissimo of Tianpeng in the heavenly court are really one earth and one heaven, and it is miserable, today's meal can be described as the most pleasant meal he has eaten since he was born, and he was disturbed, and he couldn't help but be furious, and said loudly: "Dare to disturb your grandfather to eat." ”
"Look at the fight. ”
Zhu Bajie only used one hand to carry the nine-nail rake in front of him, and went straight to meet it, only to hear the jingle sound, the menacing Xuanhua axe was shaken away, and then the angry Zhu Bajie did not stop, and the nine-nail rake was handed forward, just built on the top of the head of the Golden Leopard King, and a peach blossom bloomed.
Puff,
The Golden Leopard King turned over and fell, and the dead could not die again.
When the demons in the field saw this scene, beating gongs, drums, and jumping, all of them stayed in place as if they had pressed the pause button, motionless, and their eyes were round.
They really didn't expect that their king would be killed by this long-mouthed pig demon in one fell swoop.
Terrible, terrible.
The pig demon is terrible!
Zhu Bajie, well, at this time, it is called Zhu Gangguan, so he doesn't care about this, he put down the nine-nail rake and continues to bury his head in eating, how high his cheeks bulge, and the sound of eating is like thunder.
"Whew,"
I don't know how long, Zhu Gangguan swept the banquet outside the cave house clean, and the feast of dozens of little monsters all went into his stomach, at this time the stomach was round, like a ball, he burped, looked at the little monsters who were still stupid, stared at the pig's eyes, and shouted: "Grandpa Zhu Gangguan, from today on, it will be your king, hurry up and serve me." ”
"Yes, yes, yes. ”
The little monsters were frightened and hurriedly came over, but usually the Golden Leopard King is a rude rough man, he likes to sweat and drink, and never let people serve, this group of little monsters has no experience, so they can only drive ducks to the shelves, come over hard, pinch and shoot at Zhu Bajie, and the work is very rough.
Pig Gangguan finally had a full meal, which can be described as the happiest time to be relegated to the lower realm, but by this group of clumsy little monsters who didn't know the strength of the hammer, the good mood disappeared, so one of them rewarded a kick, kicked them away, and scolded: "Ramming!"
"This immortal realm is really not a place for people. ”
Zhu Bajie gritted his teeth, hating that his strength had not recovered, otherwise, he would never stay in this ghost place in this poor countryside where he couldn't even eat enough, thinking of this, he looked at the little monsters who were dumbfounded, compared with the major generals who were good at patting in the heavenly court, it was an elm pimple, he snorted again, unbuttoned his clothes, revealing the long black hair in front of him, and said: "Are there any female goblins in the cave mansion, let them serve me." ”
Zhu Bajie shook his big ears, and after eating and drinking, he thought of the beautiful fairies he often saw in the heavenly court, there was no one else in the earth fairy world, there should be a lot of female goblins, right?
The fairy in the sky is not a fuel-efficient lamp, but it can't be played with from a distance, but it should be no problem for me to fight a female goblin from a distance.
"Yes, yes, wait a minute, my lord. ”
Hearing this, a little excited, turned his head and ran into the cloud stack cave to find the female goblin.
"My old pig is so happy today. ”
Zhu Bajie half-pillowed the nine-nail rake, humming a little song, he was a casual temperament, and began to hum a little song.
"The king, the king, the people are coming. ”
After a while, the voice of a little monster came, Zhu Bajie opened his eyes full of hope and joy, just looking at it, he almost squirted, where is this abrasive goblin that he imagined, it is completely like a flower.
Why?
Because Zhu Bajie has seen that the three banshees who came, not to mention the big shoulders and round waists, the black hair on their legs is thicker than Zhu Bajie's own, they are still wearing skirts, they can't even walk, twist and twist, and their cheeks are coated with rouge, which is red.
Seeing Zhu Bajie coming over, the three banshees threw their winks together, and deliberately suppressed their voices and said, "The little ones have come to serve the king." ”
"Poof,"
Zhu Bajie almost squirted out the meal he had just eaten, and the rare one looked up to the sky and sighed, and said: "God, what kind of life am I going to live, didn't that guy Li Yuanfeng say that being a demon king in the earth immortal world is very nourishing, and the same person has a different life?"
"I'm not convinced!"
The terrible sound of the pig cries spread far and wide.