Section 6 One Man Through the Ages
The depressed Long Xiaomo could only say, "You come down for me." ”
Ma Xiaocui hugged her shoulders with both hands, and said angrily: "Ah, I haven't seen you for three days, have you grown your skills?" Long Xiaomo walked over and pulled Ma Xiaocui with her hands. didn't expect Ma Xiaocui to be bad, but instead pulled Long Xiaomo into his arms.
Long Xiaomo scolded secretly in her heart: "Damn, little girl, let you know that you know that you know that you are powerful." As he spoke, he took out cow tears from his arms and quickly smeared them on Ma Xiaocui's eyelids.
In the blink of an eye, Ma Xiaocui immediately noticed the abnormality in front of her. With a scream, he immediately shrank into Long Xiaomo's arms, and his whole body trembled like chaff.
Long Xiaomo pushed her mother-in-law behind her at this time, and then respectfully kowtowed three times to Bai Wuchang, who was sitting above the high hall.
Bai Wuchang Lao Thirteen was still as calm as a big Buddha, took out an orange box from his arms, and said, "This is given to you by Judge Cui." As he spoke, he disappeared from front of Long Xiaomo.
Long Xiaomo stood up from the ground at this time, opened the box, and saw that there was a waxy pill inside.
"Soul Snatcher Pill?" Long Xiaomo's mind flashed this thought, this is the reward for the Nine Yin female ghost who moved down from the city god, this Cui Judge is really good to himself.
His stepfather, Nightshade, had mentioned the pill to him more than once. This pill is an assessment pill for the underworld to select high-level yin.
Yin and ghost are two different things. Ghosts are all ghosts in the final analysis, such as Ma Liu'er, Zhang Wu'er, and the old thirteen just now. Yin Cha is a human being who is temporarily recruited by the Yin Division, such as Long Kui and Long Xiaomo's father and son.
And after taking the "Soul Snatching Pill", it will become a watershed. After passing the assessment of the pill, the Yin Difference can directly reach the level of internal force of the third layer of forging bones, and he can be regarded as a master among human beings. If you can't get through, you can go directly to Zhao Chunhua to report to Zhao Chunhua, and if you're lucky, you may be able to make a fool of yourself.
If you want to survive the pill test, the requirements are very high. First of all, the person who consumes the pill must be hard enough, that is, he must have enough yin qi in the eight characters of his birthday. For this point, Long Xiaomo did not have a little bottom in his heart. Because he is an orphan who has been picked up, God knows when his birth date is. The second is that one's own bloodline must be strong, although it is not said that he has to get through the second pulse of Rendu like a top master, but at least he must be good enough, and these two conditions are indispensable.
At the end of the Sui Dynasty and the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, the world was in turmoil, and human life was as cheap as mustard. Therefore, there are not a few outlaws who choose to go on a bad journey and even devour the Soul Snatching Pill. But I heard his stepfather Nightshade say that less than 20% of people can pass this test. Even the nightshade himself, who had been in the dark for more than 20 years, did not have the courage to swallow this pill.
Long Xiaomo held the pill in his hand at this time and looked at it carefully. Last night's Nine Yin female ghost cleaned up Ma Wu and Zhao Liu like pinching two bed bugs to death, if you take this trip again tonight, it will definitely be ten deaths. If you want to save your father-in-law, you have to swallow this pill.
Long Xiaomo pinched the pill in his hand and carefully examined it, and there was a fierce ideological struggle in his mind. Ma Xiaocui came over from the side, wrapped her arms around Long Xiaomo's arm crookedly, and said, "Hey, Xiao Fuxing, what is this pill for?"
Long Xiaomo was entangled in his heart, and said angrily: "The golden gun doesn't pour pills, do you want to try it?"
When Ma Xiaocui heard this, her eyes lit up, and she slapped the pill in Long Xiaomo's hand into his mouth, and also carried the teapot in his hand, and kept pouring tea into Long Xiaomo's mouth.
Long Xiaomo hurriedly pushed it away and said, "Go away, go away." Are you crazy about a woman? Don't you look at it, the tea is hot, you're going to kill me. Long Xiaomo coughed violently as she spoke.
Ma Xiaocui walked over with a hippie smile, one hand helped Long Xiaomo rub her chest, and the other hand tightly held Long Xiaomo's arm. The not plump chest was tightly dripping against Xiao Mo's arm, and the soft inside of the eyes seemed to be dripping.
Long Xiaomo impatiently brushed his face aside and said, "You little girl, you snort in broad daylight." I said that an aphrodisiac is an aphrodisiac? Don't think about it, this medicine may kill people. As he spoke, Long Xiaomo told him the purpose of the medicine.
Ma Xiaocui said with concern at this time: "Then what should I do? What do you feel now, is it like a stomach ache, a heart like a knife, and a feeling of burping soon?"
Long Xiaomo didn't speak, just looked ahead in a daze, and shook his head slightly.
Ma Xiaocui continued: "Does that feel like a drum, let the governor be smooth, and he is about to enter the realm of a first-class master?"
Long Xiaomo still didn't speak, still shaking his head slightly.
Ma Xiaocui became anxious and said, "What is the feeling, you can talk about it." ”
I saw that Long Xiaomo's face was flushed, the green tendons on his head were raised, and his hands were clenched into fists on his chest, obviously the changes in his body were at a critical moment.
I heard a muffled sound of "poof", and from behind Long Xiaomo, a violent airflow erupted from the lower middle of the body, accompanied by bursts of foul odors.
Ma Xiaocui next to him immediately ran away in tears and shouted loudly: "Long Xiaomo, you are too fucking excessive." You did it on purpose, didn't you, a stinky fart in broad daylight, are you reincarnated as a yellow skin?"
Long Xiaomo also seemed to be helpless, and the emission of gas behind him seemed to show no signs of stopping, and he kept following Long Xiaomo when he walked, and it was colored, like a yellow air column. Listen to that sound like the sound of a tractor in later generations. Keeps dripping and bursting.
"Brother Long, Brother Long", a hurried voice came from outside. A young man who looked two years younger than Long Xiaomo rushed in from outside. This person is Long Xiaomo's hair small, Sanlaizi. As soon as San Laizi entered Long Xiaomo's room, he was retreated by a gust of smell, and he fell on Long Xiaomo's door and vomited.
After about an hour, Long Xiaomo's stinky fart had a tendency to slowly stop. I saw that Long Xiaomo was lying on the ground as if her whole body had been stripped of her whole body, and she didn't even have the strength to move. And what's even more terrifying is that he can clearly feel that the vitality of his body is losing little by little. My body is getting cold little by little.
At this time, Long Xiaomo felt that he could look inward, and he could clearly feel that the meridians in his body were as clear as a grid. And there is some light blue aura on his body that is emanating from his limbs. With the emanation of these aura, Long Xiaomo felt that he was getting weaker and weaker, and the origin of life was constantly dissipating.
fart and die, Long Xiaomo is estimated to be one of the eternals.