Volume 1 Little Things in the Big City Chapter 9 My friend wants to sleep with her
When Sun Buping and Tang Bujing heard this, they panicked in their hearts, and the gecko Gong suddenly lost his strength, poofed twice, fell from the eaves, and before he landed, Li Chengcheng's fingers flicked, and two peanuts shot out from his fingertips and hit the two Shenting acupoints, and the two of them suddenly felt dizzy, unsteady on their feet, and fell into a dog to chew.
The two of them got up in embarrassment, pointed at Xiao Jinyan and Li Chengcheng and said, "Urinate anywhere, sneak attack, what kind of hero is it?"
The two of them said this, forgetting that what they had come to do was murder and arson. Xiao and Li leaned down, and Li Tingcheng looked at the two of them, "We pee, what's in the way of you." I'm going to ask, what are you two going to do with your sneaky hid on the rooftop?"
Tang said disrespectfully, "Bashan Shuangjie acts, there is no need to explain to you. ”
Xiao Jinyan smelled a smell of sulfur, stepped forward, reached out to grab the package on the back of the two, the two drew their swords and slashed at Xiao Jinyan, but forgot that the sword had been cut off by Zhao Lanjiang, only half a foot remained, and it was split into the air, Xiao Jinyan was already like a ghost, snatched the package of the two into his hands, opened it and took a look, but it was sulfur, tung oil, fire rope, etc.
"You want to set the shop on fire?"
Sun Buping said, "Which trick did you use to see us set fire?"
"How do you explain that?"
The two of them defended themselves, "We have nothing to do in the middle of the night, can't we go out to hang out?" The two of them insisted that they didn't catch themselves and set fire to them on the spot anyway, even if they sued the government, there was nothing they could do.
Li Chengcheng pushed his palm, poured tung oil all over the body of the two of them, and said, "There is a sentence, I don't know if I should say it?"
Xiao Jinyan asked, "What words?"
Li Chengcheng took the fire fold, lit the fire rope, and dangled in front of the two, Sun Buping hurriedly stepped forward to blow, the more the fire rope blew, the more it was blown, the two of them were scared and retreated, "Don't mess around." ”
Li Chengcheng said: "Playing with fire and self-immolation." ”
Xiao Jinyan shook his head, "In my opinion, it's playing with fire and urine." ”
The two couldn't fight, and they couldn't escape, so they were so frightened that they peed their pants. Li Chengcheng laughed, extinguished the firerope, and said, "You must get out of Suzhou City before tomorrow, otherwise the next time I see you, I won't be so good to talk to." ”
Sun Buping and Tang Bujing retreated again and again, and after opening up the distance, they turned around and fled, shouting: "The green mountains do not change the green water, you two will wait for me." ”
As soon as he ran out, Li Chengcheng brought the two back again.
"Didn't you let us go?"
Li Tingcheng said, "There are some things that I don't understand, so I have to ask clearly." ”
"What?"
"You said let me wait, I want to ask clearly, who are you waiting for, how long will you wait? My friend and I are very busy, and we may have to go out after a while, so you have to make this matter clear before you can leave. ”
Sun Buping and Tang Bujing both wanted to die, the two of them lost face, and said a cruel word before leaving, but they didn't expect Li Chengcheng to be so serious, so they had to say: "Ten days if it's fast, half a month if it's slow, today's matter, our Bashan Sword Sect has lost face, and this time we will have to get it back sooner or later." ”
Li Qingcheng was surprised, "It turned out that I went back to move the rescue soldiers, but the face of the Bashan Sword Sect is very valuable?"
Sun Buping said proudly, "Our master, it is Bashan Night Rain Xiaoxiang guest, friend, this Liangzi is knotted, you either kill us, or wait for the revenge of the Bashan Sword Sect." ”
Li Chengcheng said Since you have made such a sincere request, if I don't kill you, won't it seem that I am very rude?
Tang Bujing scolded Sun Buping, "When is it, can you still be reckless, if you say two soft words, will you die?" said, fluttering and kneeling on the ground, "The hero spares his life! My brother is not sensible, in fact, there is no other meaning, people live a breath, a tree lives a skin, he just talks about it, and he doesn't dare to think about the two heroes." ”
Li Tingcheng made a killing move, Xiao Jinyan took a step forward, shook his head at Li Tingcheng, and said to the two of them: "Let's go, don't let me see you again." ”
The two of them ran away, ran out for three or four miles in one go, and when they saw Xiao and Li Wei catching up, they breathed a sigh of relief, found a bathhouse, and went to take a bath first to wash off the oil and urine on their bodies.
Tang said disrespectfully: "Fortunately, I am improvised, otherwise the life of Bashan Shuangjie would have been explained here." ”
"Is that all?"
Tang said disrespectfully: "Of course not, we will go to Hangzhou tomorrow and tell the master, if this tone does not come out, we will not have to mix in the rivers and lakes in the future." ”
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Escape Inn.
Li Chengcheng was puzzled, "These two rats have bad intentions, if you don't kill them, there will be endless troubles, why do you stop me?"
Xiao Jinyan sighed, "Although we are from the rivers and lakes and look down on life and death, it is not worth taking people's lives just because of the dispute between words and tongues." What's more, with your martial arts, even if Xiaoxiang comes in person, he may not be able to beat you, and he will be forgiving and forgiving. ”
Li Chengcheng said in his heart, how can I not see you for a few years, your murderous spirit is gone, but you have more of a woman's kindness, and said coldly, "If I don't kill you, I will be killed by you, the weak eat the strong, and the strong is the king, haven't you heard the law of the dark forest?"
Xiao Jinyan said, "I didn't read when I had money before, but now I can't afford to read when I have no money, and I'm not like you, I have the world's first library at home, and I read 10,000 volumes." ”
Li Chengcheng said: "If you want to see it, I'll give you a set." ”
Li Qingcheng suddenly said, "I heard that you have a set of illustrated versions of "Meat Futon" at home, give it to me?"
Li Tingcheng scolded, "Get out!"
At this time, a figure flashed, but it was Zhao Lanjiang who came back, Xiao Jinyan wondered, "Brother Zhao, didn't you go to Tianxianglou, why didn't you come back after the third watch?"
Zhao Lanjiang waved his hand, "Don't mention it, I added three coupons for these ten taels of silver, and when I entered Tianxiang Building, I listened to two tunes and ate a cup of tea, and I was kicked out without even seeing Yang Xiaoxiao's face." What Tianxianglou, it is clearly a gold cave, I hate the poor and love the rich, I will go to the government to sue them tomorrow. ”
"Sue them for what?"
"Black shop!"
Xiao Jinyan said, "You don't give money to the prostitute, is it reasonable?"
Zhao said, "I'm eighteen years old. ”
"Even if you are eighty, if you don't give money, people don't care. ”
Li Chengcheng opened the folding fan and said, "Let's go, I'll take you there." Xiao and Zhao were overjoyed when they heard this, and they praised Li Qingcheng as a friend, and Qingcao also shouted to go when he heard the words, Xiao Jinyan gave him a chestnut, "If the hair on the mouth is not complete, you won't learn well." ”
"If you go, I won't go?"
"We are learning to be critical, not for children. ”
Tianxianglou is located at the end of Zhuque Street in the east of the city, close to the city gate, newly opened half a month ago, the girls in the green building are all selected beauties from Jinling, Suzhou and Hangzhou, both talents and talents, open for half a month, the guests who come to admire are endless, and the business is getting into the gold.
The backstage of Tianxianglou is said to be the largest gang in Suzhou City, the Hall of Justice, and the new head of the six doors, Su Zhengyuan, also accounts for a part of the dry shares. There are many green buildings and casinos in Suzhou City, and the reason why Li Zhengyi opened this Tianxiang Building is also a big gift to the newcomer Su Zhengyuan.
Thousands of miles to be an official, for food and clothing.
Few people will turn away the money delivered to the door, Su Zhengyuan knows this well, and half-pushes and half-accepts the dry shares, and soon colludes with Li Zhengyi.
The three of them came to Tianxiang Building, and the guy saw that Xiao Jinyan and Zhao Lanjiang were in rags, especially Zhao Lanjiang, who had just been blown away, so he said impatiently: "Why are you here again?" Li Chengcheng waved his hand and threw ten taels of silver over, and the guy suddenly changed his face and said, "It turned out to be a distinguished guest, please inside." ”
Li Chengcheng said to the two: "See, this is the correct way to open the Qinglou." ”
The three of them entered the building and came to a private seat, and a table next to it was the person from Taihu Lake Water Village who was eating and drinking at the Xiaoyao Inn, and the person recognized Xiao Jinyan and mocked: "Shout, isn't this the second shopkeeper of the inn just now, how can you also come to visit the Qinglou?"
Xiao Jinyan smiled, "The shopkeeper also has to have a nightlife, doesn't it?"
The man said, "Interesting, interesting, why don't you sit down together and have two drinks?"
Li Chengcheng's face sank, "Get out." ”
The man became angry: "Boy, don't toast and don't eat and drink." ”
Xiao Jinyan stood up, picked up the wine jug, smiled, and sat down, "My friend has low emotional intelligence, don't mind a few heroes, I'll accompany you to have a few glasses, the amount of wine is not good, don't mind." So saying, he sat down beside them and gave them a glass.
The man looked down on Xiao Jinyan, who was dressed as the second child in this shop, and wanted to see him laugh, so he pushed the wine jar over, "If you can't drink it with a cup, you can exchange this for this." ”
Xiao Jinyan said: "I can't ask for it. ”
Picked up the jar and drank the whole jar in one go.
Another said, "I also have a jar here, why don't I drink it too?"
Half-burnt incense kung fu, Xiao Jinyan drank four jars of wine, not drunk at all, where had the three masters of Taihu Lake Water Village seen such a person with such a amount of alcohol, so he shouted: "Man, drink again." Another person said distressedly: "Three masters, the money is not enough." ”
The third master said: "Look at your little bit of interest, forget it, let's stop here today." ”
Xiao Jinyan said: "I didn't drink it to the end, how can this work, everyone drink openly, and the account is on our table." Everyone was overjoyed when they heard this, so they had a little wine and meat, Xiao Jinyan and everyone were staggered, and soon they melted together, and it didn't take long for everyone in Shuizhai to drink and stagger.
Xiao Jinyan took the wine and said, "Three masters, I will toast you three more glasses in the future." ”
The three masters said that the brothers were kind, and they were really overwhelmed, so they would reunite another day.
Xiao Jinyan took the opportunity to ask, "Three masters, I want to inquire about something with you." ”
"Brother has something to say. ”
"Tonight, I heard the heroes say that they want to arrest a woman, I don't know what the origin of this woman is, but she actually alarmed the heroes of the dignified Taihu Lake Water Village?"
The third master said: "It's not a secret, we don't know." ”
Xiao Jinyan was surprised: "I don't know?"
The third master said: "Half a month ago, there was a tuberculosis ghost came to our Taihu Lake Water Village, said that on the eighth day of the first month of March, the Central Plains Dart Bureau will escort a car of darts passing by Taihu Lake, and asked our big boss to rob the darts, this tuberculosis ghost looks like he is going to enter the coffin, I don't know why, the big boss is afraid of him to death, we ambushed on Taihu Lake, robbed the dart car, but found that the car was a woman in red. After returning to the water village, our second master saw the color and wanted to treat this woman as the wife of the village, but who expected that the woman pretended to greet her, but stabbed the second master to death with a poisonous needle that night and escaped. After the leprosy ghost knew, he was furious and ordered the big boss to find people back within a month, and wanted to destroy our Taihu Lake Water Village. ”
Xiao Jinyan nodded, I see, I don't know what is the use of robbing that woman in your village?
The third master said: "Who knows, but listening to the big master, it seems to be related to the martial arts." Damn, you can't eat or drink the martial arts, so you have to do it. Suddenly, the third master was clever, "You kid, why are you asking so much?"
Xiao Jinyan smiled: "I didn't want to see if there was a chance to earn those ten taels of silver." Come on, have another drink. ”
The people in Taihu Water Village were very drunk, and left after saying goodbye to Xiao Jinyan, of course, the account was also recorded on Li Chengcheng's head. When Xiao Jinyan came back, Li Chengcheng said unhappily: "It's close to this kind of bandit." Xiao Jinyan said that this matter is not related to the little red fish.
Li Chengcheng said: "This woman is not simple, you should be careful." ”
"How?"
"First, this woman is of unknown origin, but she has eaten you in one bite. Second, her martial arts skills are not high, but she was able to kill the second master of Taihu Lake Water Village and retreat, which shows that she has a scheming. Third, if you guess correctly, the leprosy ghost in Taihu Lake Water Village should be Wu Fatian of Yixiaotang, one of the eight evil kings of the Demon Sect back then, and now he is working for Yuwen Tianlu, how can the person he fancy be a good stubble?"
Xiao Jinyan said: "Yes, yes, after staying with me for a long time, your brain has become smarter." ”
Zhao Lanjiang said: "Didn't you say that you want to see Yang Xiaoxiao." ”
Li Chengcheng waved at the guy, and the guy came upside down, "Childe, what do you command?"
Li Chengcheng asked: "You have a Yang Xiaoxiao in Tianxiang Building, right?"
"Yes, the top brand of our Tianxiang Building.
Li Chengcheng pointed at Zhao Lanjiang and said, "My friend, I admire her talent very much and want to sleep with her, can you arrange it?"
Zhao Lanjiang's face flushed, "How do you speak?"
Li Chengcheng said: "Then forget it." ”
Seeing this, Zhao Lanjiang was anxious, and hurriedly said, "Don't, let's invite Miss Yang out for a drink." ”
The guy was a little embarrassed, "This ...... That ......"
"Let's just say no. ”
"I'm going to give you a go. ”
Yang Xiaoxiao is the top brand of Tianxianglou, and he is drinking with Li Zhengyi and Su Zhengyuan at the moment.
In the past few days, Suzhou City has received a notice that there will be a minister to Suzhou in the near future to supervise the production of Su Jin, as the head of the six gates, its security work naturally falls on Su Zhengyuan's head, the people on the white road, Su Zhengyuan will naturally say hello, today to find Li Zhengyi, it is to let him cooperate, pay attention to the wind and grass in Suzhou City during this period, don't make any trouble.
"I wonder what hobbies this Chincha-sama has?"
Su Zhengyuan said with a smile: "There is no shortage of wine and wealth." ”
Li Zhengyi said: "That's easy." Don't worry, my lord, I have arranged this matter properly. Although he is in the underworld, he is very familiar with officialdom and knows the essence of collusion between officials and businessmen. Now his sphere of influence is only limited to Suzhou, if he can catch the line of Lord Qincha this time, he can take the opportunity to go further in the future.
Suddenly, the old bustard came in and said, "Boss Li, someone is making trouble outside, naming names, and asking our family to laugh and go out to drink with a smile." ”
Li Zhengyi said unhappily: "Didn't you see that I was drinking with Master Su? Who is impatient?"
The old bustard said: "Three stunned young people who don't know whether they are alive or dead. ”
"Boom out. ”
The old bustard hesitated: "I can't beat it." ”
Li Zhengyi stood up abruptly, "There are people who are spreading wild on Lao Tzu's territory." ”
Su Zhengyuan persuaded him, "Hall Master Li, we are opening a green building, and we are open to welcome guests to do business, how can we not ask about the green and white." He asked the bustard again: "Can they afford to pay?" The bustard said that he seemed to be able to, Su Zhengyuan said, "Miss Yang is the cash cow of our Tianxianglou, and we can't snub the person who shakes the money." Meet up, have a drink, it's not a big deal. Let's go, and the official will go with you to see. ”
Yang Xiaoxiao's face turned gloomy, and then a smile appeared, "Everything is at your disposal." ”
Su Zhengyuan and Li Zhengyi came to the lobby with Yang Xiaoxiao, and the old bustard pointed to the three people in the private seat, "That's them." ”
When Su Zhengyuan saw Xiao Jinyan and the others, he said in his heart that the road was really narrow, and he looked at the three of them: "It's you again?"
Seeing this, Xiao Jinyan said loudly: "Grass farmer Xiao Jinyan, see Lord Su of the Six Doors, it is really fate to be able to meet Master Su in the brothel of the Qinglou!
Xiao Jinyan was an adult, for fear that others would not hear it, so angry that Su Zhengyuan's nose was crooked.