Chapter 2: God, Help Me!
The sun is setting and twilight is slowly coming.
Zheng Qi sat silently on the floor at the door, pondering.
Unconsciously, the beautiful village of Pipi is covered with a layer of golden yellow that belongs to the setting sun, and the mountains in the middle of summer also bring a touch of coolness.
"Hey!!Zheng Qi!!" A loud cry came from not far from the next door, "The rice is cooked!
Song Shi's slightly wide figure appeared beside him.
"Don't you owe money! What's the matter? Is this the husband's doing?" Song Shi looked at Zheng Qi with a smile.
"What kind of husband is not a husband, it is a village! What about making trouble? I'm not too uncomfortable, I'm just thinking, I must pay everyone back in the future! I have to make you owe me money!!I swear!" Zheng Qi looked up at the little fat man and added, "Don't think I'm a child, don't want it! I tell you, my eldest husband was born between heaven and earth, and if he wants to read the books of sages, he will also raise the spirit of Haoran, and if he doesn't pay back the money he owes, it will affect my mentality!"
"Uh......... You think too much, don't you want to pay it back? That's unrealistic! My father and they have all discussed, you will take turns to live in our house, and you will be raised for nothing, and you can't starve you, or who will pay back, and you will really treat yourself as a big husband? Hurry up and come in and eat!" Song Shi bent down with great effort and smiled.
Although they said it, everyone obviously looked at Zheng Qi helpless, expressing their kindness in their own way.
After Song Shi finished speaking, he didn't say anything more, turned his head and walked towards his house.
Zheng Qi looked at it, lowered his head and smiled, and hurriedly followed with his younger brother.
"What are we going to eat tonight?"
.........
After eating the obviously sumptuous dinner, Zheng Qi and Song Xiaochuber continued to think about life while lying on the obviously crowded small bed.........
His own hut has been locked by Zheng Dacang with a big lock, and Zheng Qi directly broke off his desire to go home.
First, it is unlikely that Zheng Cannon will leave anything valuable........
The second is that Zheng Qi is only eight years old, although he is not afraid of heaven and earth, and anyone dares to fool twice, but it is inevitable that he will be a little flustered when he thinks that he lives in a small house and is empty..........
So under the "gracious retention" of the little fat child, Zheng Qi chose to squeeze it "reluctantly".
"Hey~ Brother Fat, what are you saying that people come to make money quickly?" Zheng Qi suddenly asked.
"Hmph! When I had a father, I was called a little fat boy, but now my father has run away and my housekeeper is called fat brother? Do you want to be so real..........." Song Shi said with a constipated face.
"It's not like you're under the fence, and you can't help yourself. Although there is a slight flaw, it is not a big problem, you will get used to it immediately! I will call it a few more times, fat brother! fat brother! fat brother ......." Zheng Qi repeated with a grin, not caring about Song Shi with black lines on his face.
"Stop......,...! The way to get the money quickly......... Except for reincarnation, the rest of the methods suitable for self-made people to make a lot of money are all recorded in the law.........." Song Shi thought about it and said without thinking.
"What you said makes sense......... Zheng Qi seemed to be thinking seriously, "Then why don't I rob the house?" and then repay the village and pay a huge amount of money, if you are unfortunately arrested, you will remember to collect the body for me at that time........ In the next year, remember to sweep the grave for me, pour a glass of rice wine, and it will not be in vain for me to spare my life!"
Zheng Qi looked at death as if he was going home, as if he was going to go to the execution ground in the next second, and he would die without regrets!
"Okay! You even play me, I don't even believe you when you say this!" Song Shi said with a disgusted face.
"But........ I have also deduced a good way, they didn't rob their homes and get so much ill-gotten gains? We practice martial arts diligently, and then catch them! Wouldn't it be beautiful to get rich while eliminating harm for the people?" Zheng Qi said.
"Hahahahaha..................ha
"I don't care! I'm going to practice martial arts tomorrow! Smell the chickens and dance! A batch of cows! Just do it! I'll call you tomorrow morning!" Zheng Qi didn't care about the little chubby's ridicule, and said confidently.
"What the hell? Smell the chickens dancing? What do you care about me! I want to sleep, I want to sleep!" Song Shi protested loudly!
Zheng Qi turned over, squeezed Song Shi, made a little space for himself and said: "Sleep, sleep, make sure we get enough sleep! Don't affect my rest!"
"Then you will probably affect my rest tomorrow! Don't call me! I have the gas to get up, I can bite! I will bite myself when I am crazy!" Song Shi shouted unwillingly.
But he didn't receive any response, so he snorted in despair and turned his head and lay down silently!
Anyway, if Zheng Qi calls me tomorrow, I'll bite him!!!
........
The stars are changing, and the mountain village of Xia Ye does not look stuffy at all, only a faint sense of freshness permeates the entire small mountain village.
Coo~
"Come! Today is the first departure of our Qishi team! What is our goal today!"
In the valley, two children, one fat and one thin, were shouting excitedly, as if they couldn't see the gloomy face of the person opposite and the tooth marks on their faces!
"Zheng Qi!!, count you ruthless!!!" Song Shi yelled unwillingly!
"Hmm~" Zheng Qi experienced Song Shi's despair with a look of enjoyment!
"Then we start with Zamabu?" Zheng Qi said after thinking for a while.
"Will you do it, you won't practice anything!" Chubby was still in a very bad mood.
"Yes? This is still necessary? Isn't it right to practice? Come! Open your legs! Squat, I tell you, since there is no direction, just go down? You're on the road anyway. Zheng Qi was still smiling and high-spirited.
"Then what are you doing with you?" The little fat man was very unhappy, but he still squatted down like Zheng Qi.
I don't believe that Zheng Qi won't be able to hold on for long!!Hmph! Who hasn't had a little temper!
Just a stick of incense passed.
The little chubby boy with an extremely non-standard posture sat on the ground with a bang, panting heavily!
Song Shi glanced at Zheng Qi with his peripheral vision, and found that Zheng Qi also stood up panting, and a smile slowly appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Huhu~~ See! It's just a little while! It's so effective! Come, rest for a while, and then continue, this method works~" In Song Shi's stunned face, Zheng Qi said such words.............
"????? is coming back!!It's not morning exercise!It's time to finish!" Song Shi shouted unwillingly!
"Morning exercise, who told you, our goal is a whole day, it's just that!" Zheng Qi roared with confidence.
Song Shi was even more uncomfortable, but Song Shi didn't believe it, he was unwilling, he wanted Zheng Qi to retreat!
Huhuhu~~
The sun rose during the numerous intermissions, driving away the only bit of moisture in the valley, leaving only the sweat of the two of them.
In the indomitable of the Song Dynasty......... The mentality fades away.
Finally! Zheng Qi swayed and pulled up the little fat child.
"Victory! Sure enough, there is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of people with hearts, and the ancients will not deceive me!" in Song Shi's gradually shining eyes......... Zheng Qi dragged him into a shadow.
"Go on! I realized that we didn't have to practice in the sun at all........ No point!"
"???" in Song Shi's desperate eyes. Zheng Qi began a new wave of horse steps........
For the first time in his life, Song Shi felt scared, felt surrendered, and had a little temper? Who loves and who has it! Zheng Qi is really ruthless!
"No matter what the fairy is, save me, save the child!"
In the desperate prayer of the Song world, the day passed like this.......