"Eighteen touches, touch the lady's slender legs, eighteen touch, touch the aunt's pretty white head, eighteen touch....... Hey, you are actually guarding in front of the mountain gate?" Close to the mountain, at the foot of the ancient temple of the Reclining Buddha Temple, Yang Xia hummed a song, barefoot, all the way to the temple gate, looked at the two little monks holding sticks to greet each other, and touched his nose.

"Go back, you're not welcome here. The two little bald heads looked vigilant, and their little faces were full of hatred.

"The monk's door is wide open, I will go to the Buddhist scriptures, why are you like this?" Yang Xia snorted dissatisfiedly.

"Thief! This is the first time you have come to steal the big money in the merit box? Last time, it was even more hateful, and you were directly taken away with the merit box, and the presiding officer issued a strict order that you were not allowed to enter the mountain gate. The little monk on the left directly raised the stick and scolded him angrily.

"Senior Brother Guanglin, you just shaved your degree, you don't know the evil of this little thief, he not only stole the money of the merit box, urinated in front of the Buddha's throne, and even more hateful is to scrape off the gold paint of the Bodhisattva, and take the enshrined sesame oil down the mountain to be used as a condiment for grilled fish, three months ago, this kid stole the robe of Uncle Guangshan, shaved his head and swaggered under the mountain gate, I don't know how much incense money he cheated, if it wasn't for the people of the Yu family tribe to pierce him, he would simply destroy the reputation of our mountain gate, it is extremely hateful. The little monk on the right grinded his teeth even more hatefully, shaking out all the evil things that Yang Xia did to the Reclining Buddha Temple one by one.

"That's what you're wrong, this Buddha's money can't be spent, what's wrong with my spending? This is called Pudu sentient beings! Also, I borrowed those sesame oils to grill fish, look at your stingy appearance! Wait for grandpa, I will make a fortune one day, give you monks a jar of sesame oil, as for Guangshan's old donkey head, his robe has not been washed for a long time, so I pinch my nose to put it on....." Yang Xia began to count down seriously, and the two little bald heads who were not deeply involved in the world wanted to swear.

"Little thief, don't be rampant, Master Kuzen is back, and the host said, if you dare to enter the mountain gate, Master Kuzen will entertain you. The little monk on the right smiled coldly, and the words he said made Yang Xia's face change, and he took two steps back, turned around and left, as long as he thought of the old monk of Dry Zen with broken sleeves and eyes, the gushing saliva foam, a mouthful of him and the Buddha, he will achieve positive results one day, and the words of persuading him to become a monk are uncomfortable, Yang Xia thinks that he is a small fool, but compared with the big fool of dry Zen, it is simply a small thing.

Listening to the triumphant laughter of the two little bald heads behind him, Yang Xia didn't mind, anyway, the coming day is long, if it doesn't work today, there will be tomorrow, now, it's better to avoid the limelight, if you are caught by Kuzen..... Thinking of this, Yang Xia couldn't help but shudder.

"Let's go find the second master, get something to eat first. "Outside the Reclining Buddha Temple, Yang Xia felt bored, after a few circles outside the mountain gate, directly into the mountains of the Western Regions, he went all the way, to the north of the mountain, the pace is getting faster and faster, to the end is already a brisk walk, around the wolf howling tiger roar endlessly, all kinds of mountain beasts appear from time to time, coldly looking at Yang Xia, and Yang Xia's face has long been put away, the face is full of coldness, whenever the beast is eager to pounce, he squints his eyes to look at the past, the beast immediately fur erected, frightened and roared, after a few steps back, with his tail and fled into the depths of the forest。

Before sunset, Yangxia finally arrived at the depths of the mountain outside a quagmire, here the miasma is thick, the black fog is swirling, there is a different kind of foul smell floating in the air, far from the edge, the underground mud swamp turns out black bubbles from time to time, after bursting, floats out a trace of rich black disaster, and in the depths of the fog, from time to time there is a miserable wail, which makes people shudder.

Yang Xia habitually pinched his nose, walked over the edge of the quagmire, came to a bald grave, looked at the broken tombstone, stepped forward, kicked at the tombstone, and shouted: "Second uncle, your eldest brother is here, and he hasn't come out to greet him." ’

"Boom!"

The mountain tomb cracked open after a roar, and a head flew out of it, and the yin wind gusted, flying towards Yang Xia, and roaring from his mouth: "Big brother! You are finally here! But you want to take your younger brother out to conquer the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands, and then fight in the Immortal Domain." ”

"Uh... Don't panic, after all, the eldest brother has just been reincarnated, and now he is still in the dormant stage, this time I just came to see you. "Looking at the people who shouted as soon as they came out to conquer the Nine Heavens and Ten Lands and fight the Immortal Domain again, Yang Xia could only continue to flicker.

"That's right, big brother's cultivation is still very low, but you were invincible in the world in your previous life, and you achieved a supreme Dao body, but you just hate those people.... That group.... I can't remember, but eldest brother, one day, when my brother helps you find the supreme immortal seed and let you reign in the world, our brother will kill for nine days again and slaughter that group of old pigs and dogs, haha!"

"Hey, poor second master. Looking at the crazy human head, Yang Xia only had mercy left, this was the living human head he found when he first entered the mountain at the age of seven, he was stunned for a long time, even if he heard that there are cultivators who can live forever in heaven and earth, live for a long time without dying, and see a human head actually jumping around, he was still surprised for a long time.

At first, this head couldn't remember who he was, what was it, why was he still alive, and he only shouted that he wanted to accompany his eldest brother to fight for nine more days, renew the legend, and so on.

From then on, as short as a few months, as long as half a year, every time he came to see the head, the head would always give him some strange shapes, but the aroma of pleasant fruits, flowers and plants, at the beginning of eating, he was hot all over, his hair was on fire, hot he died and lived, life is better than death, and when the heat is over, he feels that his strength has increased greatly, the pace is brisk and terrible, the most surprising thing for him is that every time he eats these kiwi fruits and flowers, he can always feel ethereal, and at night he sees things like day, and he can see farther, and he can break the boulder with a punch.

"Hurry up, don't you get any good things this time, bring it to the eldest brother, let the eldest brother increase his cultivation, so that he can accompany you to fight for nine more days!" Yang Xia sat in front of the ancient tomb, leaning against the broken tombstone, and beckoned to the second uncle.

"Yes, this time it's the Void Vine, this is a good thing sealed in the depths of the Bronze Palace, I cut it off, and besides, there is an egg!" The second master floated in the air, although there was only one head left, but it was extremely flexible, after listening to Yang Xia's words, he went into the ancient tomb, and after a while, there was a black branch in his mouth, black as ink, simple and dull, the egg was even smaller and pitiful, only the size of an egg, but the whole body was thorough, surrounded by a hazy halo, beautiful.

"It's all said, don't take it with your mouth, roll it up with your hair! Every time it's like this, how can I eat it?" Yang Xia jumped up and slapped the second master on the head, and said dissatisfiedly.

"Yes, yes! My brother knows, and he will do it next time. The second master put down the void vine and the egg, stepped aside, and kept nodding yes.

"It's pretty much the same, what kind of void vine is this, how many black ones are not pulled? It's the same as a branch, it definitely doesn't taste good, this egg is not bad, it's just a little smaller. Yang Xia nodded with satisfaction and sat down, picked up the void vine and looked at it, he felt that he had no appetite, but the egg, shiny, smelled, there was a faint fragrance, the taste should be very good.

Yang Xia licked his tongue, grabbed the egg and was ready to eat, who expected to peel it off with a finger, he shook his hand in pain, this egg is too hard, it is a hundred times harder than a stone, with Yang Xia's strength now to lift a thousand catties of boulder effortlessly, under the available force, he was almost broken by an egg.

"What kind of bird egg is this?" Yang Xia was angry, and he squeezed it vigorously with both hands, but after pinching it for a long time, the egg was still surrounded by halos, hazy and beautiful, as if it was not bad, making him grit his teeth.

"Second brother, borrow your head for use. Yang Xia looked left and right, and suddenly, grabbed the head of the second uncle, put the egg on the ground, picked up the head of the second master and smashed it violently.

"Boom!"

In an instant, the egg burst out of ten thousand colorful clouds, and the aurora was shining, rendering the entire dense forest like day, and the egg began to sublimate, and the runes came out, and the yang summer bounced far away, and fell to the ground in embarrassment.

"Big brother, are you alright? The second master flew quickly, opened his corrupt mouth, and pulled Yang Xia out of the mud.

"What the. Yang Xia was disgraced, spit out blood foam, ran to the egg, looking at this egg that was still intact, surrounded by spiritual light, and more and more vibrant, he was completely shocked, in his cognition, the second uncle's head is the hardest, today he is a long insight, there is actually something harder than the second uncle's head, and it is a small egg.

"I don't know, I dug it deep in the bronze hall. The second master shook the dead man's head in a daze, responding to Yang Xia who was talking to himself.

"Forget it, if you can't eat it, I'll put it here first, hey! It's really a bad mood, let's eat this void vine." Yang Xia picked up the egg and looked at it again, gritted his teeth and threw him back to the second master for him to keep it, grabbed the void vine on the ground, and opened his mouth to take a bite.