Section 162 Weasel eats chicken
"Don't mind, old sunspot, give me a chance to show off as a newcomer. As he spoke, a big man jumped down from the top of the tree, muttering "Sitting on the ground." "It was directly a punch towards Sun Qingmei, it was Luoyang Yiba Xiong Sancannon.
As soon as Long Xiaomo opened his eyes, he smelled a strong smell of medicine. I found that I had left the battlefield, and it seemed that I was lying in a thatched house, and I was very familiar with Yang Yuting's grandmother's room, when did I get here.
Long Xiaomo felt that her throat was a little thirsty, and raised her head and asked, "Yuting, where are you?"
"Are you awake?" Yang Yuting ran in from outside happily like a little swallow.
Long Xiaomo shook her head and said, "I'm so dizzy, how long have I been in a coma?"
Yang Yuting said: "You are a lazy bear, you have slept for three days and three nights, do you know?"
Long Xiaomo said: "Isn't it? Three days and three nights, oh my God, there must be a lot of wonderful things that I missed." Hurry up, tell me, how is the battle situation in Luoyang?" Long Xiaomo grabbed Yang Yuting's shoulders and shook Yang Yuting like a rattle.
Yang Yuting said angrily: "Loosen up, let go, I'm just a doctor, how can I know about things on the battlefield?"
Long Xiaomo suddenly put his hand down and said, "Yes, we have been in the mountains for the past few days, and you must not know the situation outside." ”
Yang Yuting put her hands behind her back and said proudly: "Yesterday, Hou Junji sent a woman named Qingsi to visit you and chatted with me for a long time. Told me everything that happened on the battlefield. ”
Long Xiaomo shook her head and said, "Yuting, you have become bad. ”
Yang Yuting said with a smile about the current battlefield situation. On that night three days ago, Wei Chi Jingde received a message from Tie Ying's flying pigeon, and he was the first to run over to rescue him, followed by five thousand Xuanjia elites.
Seeing Li Shimin's army attacking, the first thing Dou Jiande did was to hold a meeting. Dou Jiande's personality is a little hesitant, so he will open for a long time.
But Li Shimin did not drag the slightest mud and water, and as soon as the 5,000 reinforcements arrived, he immediately launched a charge against the Xia army. Before Dou Jiande's meeting was over, Li Shimin rushed in with the team.
Dou Jiande's 30,000 forwards collapsed at the first touch, and Dou Jiande was captured alive. There were more than 70,000 follow-up troops behind Dou Jiande, and the remnants of the defeated army were all scattered. Most of the soldiers fled back to Hebei.
As soon as Wang Shichong saw that Dou Jiande had been arrested, he had no play, and surrendered directly to Li Shimin.
When Long Xiaomo heard this, he immediately felt a burst of fascination, such a wonderful thing, he actually lay here to sleep, and he immediately hated the root of his teeth.
Seeing Long Xiaomo's scratching of her ears and cheeks, Yang Yuting said, "When Qingsi came over yesterday, I brought you a box of gold. I guess you'll like it, so I didn't say no. Qingsi said, King Qin is very grateful for your important contribution. said that he had already prepared for the class to return to the court. When you return to Chang'an, hurry up to him and say that he wants to reuse you. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Li Shimin, this kid is quite atmospheric, but it's a pity that Lao Tzu is a mischievous character, and he can't be an official by nature." He gave me the silver, and Lao Tzu took it, let me be an official, kowtow every day, and forgive my fate. ”
Yang Yuting said: "Okay, okay, I know that you are more tough, no matter how hard you are."
You have to rest well. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "What am I resting for, I have recovered, hurry up and go back to Chang'an." ”
Lying down, Long Xiaomo said this, but Yang Yuting suddenly hesitated and said, "Do we have to go back?"
Long Xiaomo's eyes widened and said, "Of course. Chang'an is the largest city in the world, but it's fun. When Long Xiaomo said Chang'an, her eyebrows immediately danced, and she told Yang Yuting about the fun and delicious things in Chang'an City like a few treasures.
Yang Yuting said: "No matter how good Chang'an is, there is your wife waiting for you there." Perhaps, this is where our marriage ends. ”
Long Xiaomo, who was dancing with her eyebrows, suddenly stopped and said, "It's okay, what nonsense are you talking about." We are going to be together forever. ”
Yang Yuting shook her head and said: "I heard you tell a lot of stories about Xing Ling'er, maybe you are the best match together, maybe I have been a superfluous person from the beginning." ”
Long Xiaomo hugged Xing Ling'er tightly in her arms and said, "Fool, you are not allowed to say such stupid things. ”
Yang Yuting said: "No, I think about it, I want to give you my body and give it to my favorite person in my life." ”
Seeing Yang Yuting suddenly make such a request, Long Xiaomo felt very surprised, but how could she refuse this kind of request?
At that moment, Long Xiaomo hugged Yang Yuting tightly in her arms, gently kissed the tip of her nose, and then kissed her lips.
"Hmm. Yang Yuting shrank into Long Xiaomo's arms like a frightened little hedgehog.
"Hide, where are you hiding. Long Xiaomo bit Yang Yuting's earlobe. Sticking out his tongue, he gently licked her neck.
"Ahh As a young girl, Yang Yuting obviously had never experienced such an exciting thing, and couldn't help screaming, her fingers curling up tightly.
Long Xiaomo buried her face in her neck, took a deep breath, it was the fragrance of a girl, and then kissed it all the way.
"Don't, don't, I'm not fully prepared?" Yang Yuting subconsciously wanted to push Long Xiaomo away.
Long Xiaomo said: "Don't be afraid, I will treat you well." ”
Yang Yuting said: "However, I heard my grandmother say that it will hurt a lot." Yang Yuting's voice was almost as inaudible as a mosquito.
Long Xiaomo said shyly: "Don't believe in my skills, don't worry, it won't hurt." Long Xiaomo said as she gently bit Long Xiaomo's earlobe.
"Don't bite, itchy. Yang Yuting protested quietly.
"Okay, I won't bite. "The dragon is a thief.
"Ah, it hurts... Yang Yuting shouted loudly.
This night, the rain hit the plantains, and this night, the weasel went to the stove.
In the early morning of the next day, Yang Yuting snuggled in Long Xiaomo's arms and said, "Hey, Xiaomo, it really hurts." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Don't worry, it'll be fine soon." ”
Yang Yuting said: "You are not me. Hey, will you give birth to a baby? ”
Long Xiaomo said: "How can it be so accurate, it won't be so fast." ”
Yang Yuting said: "Then, let's stay on this nameless mountain, don't go down, okay?"
Long Xiaomo said: "Okay, Fangzheng has nothing to do, I'll stay here with you for a while."
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Yang Yuting kicked her legs and said, "It's not for a while, it's for a lifetime." ”
Long Xiaomo said: "I want to too, but I still have a human life on my shoulders." ”
Yang Yuting's eyes widened and said, "What's the matter, are you pregnant too?"
Long Xiaomo said: "Have you forgotten Ma Xiaocui? I have to bring her soul back to Chang'an." Sooner or later, she will be reincarnated. ”
Yang Yuting said: "Oh, yes, yes, I almost forgot about it. Yang Yuting then pouted her little mouth again and said, "Xiaomo, how could you have so many women before." I'm still a blank slate, no matter how I say it, I'm at a loss, I don't care, you have to compensate me. ”
Long Xiaomo said: "Okay, okay, I'll feel sorry for you." Then he patted Yang Yuting's ass and said, "Clean up, we have to go back to Chang'an." ”
Yang Yuting reluctantly sat up and said, "I really don't want to go back, I'm scared if I want to see your tigress." ”
Long Xiaomo had already put on his clothes at this time, and said, "What are you afraid of, you have a thief to support you, what are you afraid of?" Long Xiaomo walked outside the door and yelled at the cliff: "Bandit, where are you?"
"Ou, Ou, Ou" came from the mountains to see the deafening shouts of the bandits, beating their chests and running from the valley.
Long Xiaomo touched the thief's head and said, "Let's go, let's go to Chang'an to play." ”
"Don't go. Yang Yuting shouted coquettishly.
"Poof", the thief snorted, grabbed Long Xiaomo on his back, and turned around to go down the mountain.
Long Xiaomo laughed and said, "What's the matter, you see, even the thieves listen to me." ”
Yang Yuting reluctantly got on the back of the bandit. The bandit thumped his chest for a while, and then ran down the hill in a blink of an eye.
Nameless Mountain is actually more than 200 miles away from Chang'an, and there are mountain roads in the middle, according to the footsteps of the bandits, they set off at noon, and arrived at Zhongnan Town in the evening.
Long Xiaomo once visited Li Mi's courtyard at night in Zhongnan Town, but this time he came over with Yang Yuting, but it was a different state of mind.
That night, the two of them stayed in Taibai, the largest hotel in Zhongnan Town. Zhongnan Town already belongs to the boundary of Chang'an. Here, Long Xiaomo can summon Zhong Kui. So in the dead of night, Long Xiaomo was in a remote place outside the town, inserted three sticks of incense on the ground, pinched the hand, and recited the incantation.
After a while, a burst of red smoke rose up, and Zhong Kui appeared in front of Long Xiaomo.
When she saw Zhong Kui for the first time, Yang Yuting was still frightened by Zhong Kui's ugly appearance, and subconsciously hid behind Long Xiaomo, and the thieves also subconsciously roared at Zhong Kui and bared out their fangs.
Zhong Kui didn't seem to care about this situation at all, and after seeing Long Xiaomo, he was very excited, and ran over in stride, and hugged Long Xiaomo in his arms with a bear hug.
In the face of Zhong Kui's enthusiasm, Long Xiaomo suddenly couldn't accept it, and said: "Old Zhong, old Zhong, if your subordinates are lighter, they will be strangled to death by you." ”
Zhong Kui laughed out loud and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, your kid's spiritual power is good, and he has reached the third layer of the Jiedan." ”
Long Xiaomo showed an angry look and said, "You are meowing to tease me, you are an earth immortal-level person who praises my spiritual progress." ”