Chapter 028: You Tell Weishi, What's Your Wrong?

"Master Tang Seng, there is something under your feet....... "Walking fast and blind, he pointed to Xuanzang's feet and reminded kindly.

Ma Dan, you dead monk don't want to die, we still want to die, if we provoke this monkey to jump out and beat us, where are we going to cry?

Xuanzang was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and finally he was willing to lift his big feet, and no longer ravaged the monkey, but said with words in his mouth: "I only worship the gods of the East and the West, and the gods of the north and south will not blame the poor monks, right?"

Walk fast and escape fast look at each other, and are speechless for a long time.

You dead monk should worry about yourself first!

Seeing that Xuanzang didn't move again, everyone was completely relieved, this guy finally stopped dying!

"Oh, thank you for reminding me, it looks like I accidentally stepped on a bubble of shit just now, and now it's almost wiped clean. ”

Fast: "......"

Escape fast: "......"

Monkey King: "!!"

Sun Wukong, who was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain, can pat his chest and say that since he was born, he has never encountered such an aggrieved thing.

Now he has not only been stepped on once, but also stepped on many times in a row!

And there is a disgusting smell faintly coming from the fluff!

"Stinky monk, don't let me go out, otherwise Lao Sun will beat you to death!" Sun Wukong was completely angry, and his anger almost overturned the Five Elements Mountain.

"Okay, no problem! Okay!" Xuanzang readily agreed.

"Congratulations to the host for stepping on Sun Wukong's face to death, experience points +50!"

"Congratulations to the host for refusing to take Sun Wukong on the road, experience +50!"

"Congratulations to the host ......."

Xuanzang happily watched the experience bar continue to rise, and his heart was worthy of being a great sage, and this experience value was half a hundred and half hundred!

I believe that with the help of Sun Wukong, his promotion to half-immortal is just around the corner!

So, Xuanzang, who was true to his word, tidied up his robe, and walked away with the two little demons.

"Hey, dead monk, you really don't let Lao Sun out? Do you know that Lao Sun is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago?" Sun Wukong widened his eyes and scolded in disbelief.

"Hehe, do you have any way to prove that your mossy lion's mane mushroom is Sun Wukong?"

Xuanzang tilted his head and asked, at this time, the system prompted: "Congratulations to the host for insulting Sun Wukong to death, experience points +20!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and hummed proudly: "Just rely on Lao Sun's ability to turn over rivers and seas, and go to heaven and earth!"

"Hehe, why don't you put on a show?" Xuanzang simply sat on the ground, chewed the sugarcane on the side of the road with relish, and made a gesture of please.

Sun Wukong's face turned dark, and he said in his heart If Lao Sun can come out, the first thing he will do is to kill you.

"Since you can't prove yourself, the poor monk is not a ruthless person, and the poor monk will give you another chance, you have to take advantage of it. Xuanzang took a deep breath, and then said incomparably.

"If you had to pick a fruit, and there were peaches and durians in front of you, which one would you choose?"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, What is the problem? Don't you know that Lao Sun made a big fuss about the peach feast back then, and what he stole was the peach.

"Of course it'......" Before Sun Wukong could answer, Xuanzang deliberately coughed, squinted his eyes and said, "You have to think about it." ”

Wait, isn't there something wrong with this question?

Sun Wukong is not a stupid person, and hurriedly asked: "The answer is one of them, there is no other option, right?"

"That's right. Xuanzang nodded.

"These fruits can be easily picked up by hand?"

"Yes. ”

"Are you sure they all have the same number, just one?"

"That's right. ”

"Then I won't be dazzled or shaken when I choose, and then pick the wrong one?"

"No!"

"Is it possible that one of the fruits is locked?"

"Lock your uncle, you're endless!" Xuanzang was so angry that he almost couldn't help it, and stepped on the dead monkey.

"Then Lao Sun, I must be picking peaches!" Sun Wukong said with a smug face, and this kind of problem can still stump Lao Sun.

Xuanzang sighed, picked up the nine-ring tin staff and left.

"Wait, dead monk...... Oh no, master, isn't it?" Sun Wukong's face changed greatly, and he said in his heart, what the hell is going on?

Isn't it true that monkeys like to eat peaches? It's the first time I've heard of durian.

Xuanzang shook his head, and then sang leisurely: "There are stone monkeys, there are stone monkeys, I would rather choose durian than let go......"

Monkey King: "......"

Ma Dan, you're not a monkey, are you?

System: "Congratulations to the host for teasing Sun Wukong, experience +20!"

"Dead Monk...... Master, you're really kidding. Sun Wukong smiled flatteringly, but Xuanzang looked blank, raised the tin staff and continued to walk.

Seeing that Xuanzang ignored him, Sun Wukong was a little anxious, and hurriedly shouted: "Master, slow down, this great sage is the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, Monkey King, Monkey King, controlling 100,000 monkey ......soldiers."

"Even if you're real, so what? You've been suppressed by the Buddha!" Xuanzang said unhurriedly.

"You know a fart, this great sage has learned seventy-two changes since he was a child, breaking into the Dragon Palace to seize the treasure, entering the underworld to change the destiny of heaven, and going to heaven and earth can do anything!"

"But you were still suppressed by the Buddha!" Xuanzang still said unhurriedly.

"Suppress your sister, do you know that this great sage is the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, I think that when I was holding a golden hoop stick, I swept 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, from the South Heavenly Gate all the way to ......"

"But you have always been suppressed by the Buddha!" Xuanzang took a deep breath and smiled slightly.

"Damn, you dead bald head, can you change the word!" Sun Wukong almost fainted.

"Okay, you were stepped on by the poor monk!" Xuanzang said leisurely.

Monkey King: "!!"

"Congratulations to the host for angering the Monkey King, +50 XP!"

Xuanzang smiled, then glanced at Sun Wukong, and continued to move forward.

"Dead monk, don't leave yet!"

"No, Xuanzang, there's a kind of you don't go!"

"Master, the apprentice knows that he is wrong, the apprentice no longer wants to be trapped under the Five Elements Mountain, please let me out. ”

Seeing Xuanzang's iron heart going farther and farther, Sun Wukong began to panic a little.

He has been trapped in the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and if Tang Seng really leaves this time, I don't know if he will not meet the next scripture learner until the Year of the Monkey.

Sun Wukong, who was forced to be helpless, had to admit that he was unlucky and begged for mercy softly.

"Oh!" Xuanzang finally stopped and turned back.

"This dead monk is finally willing to come over and go out to this king, and when the old grandson comes out, you grandpa and I will definitely repay you." Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and scolded in his heart.

"You said you were wrong, then you told the teacher, what was wrong with you?" Xuanzang did not intend to uncover the talisman attached to the Five Elements Mountain, but asked curiously.

"Wrong uncle!" Sun Wukong couldn't hold back for a while, and scolded angrily.

"Huh?!" Xuanzang frowned, turned his head and left.