Chapter 809, Tang Sanzang is pregnant
Tang Sanzang and his entourage got into the carriage and continued to walk west along the main road, and after walking for a while, people's homes, villages and towns gradually appeared.
Farming in the fields, coming and going on the road, the vendors on the street are all women, and when they saw Tang Sanzang, they were all pointing and pointing in surprise, and whispering to each other.
Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing, and Tang Sanzang are also very peculiar, why don't there be any men?
"Oops~" A scream came from inside the carriage.
Tang Sanzang screamed: "No, no, my stomach hurts." ”
Zhu Bajie also screamed "oops~", and with a bang, he fell off the wheel with his stomach in his arms.
Sun Wukong rolled over from the roof of the car and shouted: "Stop~"
The white dragon horse suddenly stopped and paced in place restlessly.
Sha Wujing hurriedly lifted the curtain and looked in, only to see Tang Sanzang holding his stomach in pain, sweating.
Sha Wujing hurriedly went in and shouted, "Master, what's wrong with you, master?"
Tang Sanzang clutched his stomach, his face was pale and he shouted, "My stomach hurts so much!"
"Oops~ Oops~ I'm dying of my old pig. Zhu Bajie's terrible screams also came from outside.
Sun Wukong walked into the carriage with Zhu Bajie, threw him on the board, and listened to the painful screams of the two one after another, his face was very ugly.
"Vomit~" Tang Sanzang opened his mouth to vomit, retching for a while.
Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and said impatiently and angrily: "I knew that there was something wrong with that boatman, so you were optimistic about the master, why did you still let the master suffer a plot?!"
Sha Wujing also said nervously: "The master didn't have any contact with that boatman! That is, after drinking two mouthfuls of river water, it can't be that he is suffering from the cold, right?"
Sun Wukong shouted: "The master may be cold, will Bajie too?"
Sha Wujing looked at the two of them who were retching for a while, and hurriedly said: "Senior brother, now is not the time to discuss this, let's cure the master first! Let's go to the medical center, since the problem is caused by the river, the residents near Xiangbi should know something." ”
Sun Wukong nodded and said, "It's okay." ”
Carrying a gust of wind in one hand, he rushed into a nearby house and shouted, "Where are the people, come out of me!"
Sha Wujing also hurriedly followed.
Two women, an old man and a young woman, opened the curtain and walked out, and when they saw Sun Wukong and others, they were immediately startled and leaned together in panic.
Sun Wukong put Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie, who were moaning in pain, on the bed, turned his head and bared his teeth and said sharply: "Show my grandson what is going on with them? ”
Zhu Bajie "Oops~Oops~" cried out in pain: "Female Bodhisattva, female Buddha, show me the old pig, it's painful for me." ”
The two women stepped forward, looked at the retching Tang Sanzang, glanced at each other, probably already understood something in their hearts, and smiled lightly.
Sha Wujing hurriedly asked, "Two female donors, what is wrong with my master and senior brother? Are they suffering from the cold? Where is there a medical hall near here?"
The old woman smiled and said, "This pain can't be cured by the doctor's office. Did you just pass by the river outside? They also drank the water?!"
Sha Wujing hurriedly nodded and said, "That's right, that's right, that's it, does the female bodhisattva know what happened to them?"
Tang Sanzang endured the pain and said: "I also asked the female benefactor to tell the poor monk and relieve the poor monk." ”
Another young woman laughed and said, "Happy event, happy event, congratulations to a few people." ”
Sun Wukong said "Hmm~", scratched his ears and cheeks and asked, "Where does the joy come from?"
The old woman explained: "This place is called Xiliang Daughter Country, the country is full of women and no men, the river water that your master eats is called the water of the Zimu River, and there is a pool of spring water outside our national capital called Zhaofetal Spring."
In our place, only a woman in her twenties can drink the water of the Mother River, and after eating it, she feels a slight abdominal pain. After three days, if there are two reflections, the baby will be born after October.
These two of you companions must have eaten the water of the Zimu River, and they must have become pregnant. ”
Zhu Bajie exclaimed in horror: "What?"
For Zimu River, Zhu Bajie heard about it when Master Xuandu sat down to seek Taoism, but the Zimu River of his daughter country is extraordinary, and he has never had the opportunity to see it, but he didn't expect that the first time he saw it would be such a result. Oh my God, I'm going to kill a pig!
Sun Wukong also took a step back, looking at Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie in disbelief, how could they get pregnant without making a sound?
Tang Sanzang was also stunned on the spot, his stomach didn't hurt anymore, his retching was gone, and the whole person was stupid.
Sha Wujing interjected and asked, "You can't be mistaken, right? My master and senior brother are in pain like this, how do you look like you say that you have a slight abdominal pain and a fetus?"
Tang Sanzang came back to his senses, covered his stomach and nodded repeatedly, looked at the two women expectantly and said, "It must be a mistake to die of the poor monk! It may be that the spleen and stomach are just suffering from the cold." ”
The old woman smiled and said, "There will be no mistake, you must be pregnant, as for the cause of the pain, it should be because you are not a woman!"
Zhu Bajie shouted in horror: "I want to give birth to a child! My master and I are both men, and we don't have a birth door, how can we give birth?"
Sun Wukong waved his hand and laughed: "Wonderful~ Wonderful~ There are thousands of wonders in the world, the man is pregnant, and it is the first time I have seen my grandson."
Little monk, don't worry, the so-called melon is ripe, if it comes to that season, it must crack a hole under the flank and drill out. ”
Tang Sanzang's face was full of pain and said, "Wukong, don't make fun of us. Hurry up and find a doctor, buy an abortion pill, and get a baby. ”
The old woman smiled and said, "It's useless, it's useless." The water of the Son and Mother River is the holy water of my daughter's country, and how can it be transformed into mundane medicine?
It's just that we have a Jieyang Mountain on Zhengnan Street, and there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole, and only the fetal spring can relieve the fetal gas.
It's just that a Taoist priest came to the mountain, known as Ruyi True Immortal, and built a Juxian Nunnery to protect the fetal spring in it. ”
Tang Sanzang groaned and hurriedly said, "Wukong, I have money. Go and help the teacher get the fountain. ”
Trembling Weiwei took out his mobile phone and sent 10 million to Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong took out his mobile phone and received the red envelope, and said with a smile: "You guys wait for the time being, my old grandson will go." Turning his head to look at Sha Wujing, he said, "Protect them, my grandson will go~"
Sha Wujing hurriedly responded: "It's ~ Senior Brother." ”
Sun Wukong took his mobile phone, flashed to Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie took a photo, jumped out of the house and flew towards Xie Yang Mountain.
On the clouds, Sun Wukong sent the picture to Zhang Mingxuan: "ヽ (???)? (???)? Senior brother, junior brother, have you ever seen a man pregnant?"