Chapter 087: Where Did You Get Peanuts?
So, Lingji Bodhisattva led Tang Sanzang and others to the village without smiling.
As soon as Li Shan's mother saw Tang Sanzang and the others, she smiled and strode up to greet her.
"It turned out to be an elder from the Tang Dynasty, who had admired the name for a long time, and he had lost his welcome. Mother Li Shan said with a smile.
"Did we know each other before?Are we very familiar with each other?Is the poor monk famous?" Xuanzang asked three questions from the soul, which made Li Shan's old mother's whole face freeze, and her expression became a little uncalm.
Ma Dan, you ask the Fa like this, how does the old body answer you, how are you going to let me take it?
Li Shan's old mother's face sank, and then pushed Guanyin Bodhisattva out.
"Come on, eldest daughter, don't you have a heart for the Dharma? Come and meet the elders and say hello. ”
Xuanzang smiled slightly, and happily listened to the system prompt: "Congratulations to the host for making Lishan's mother speechless, experience points +30!"
It turned out to be Lishan's mother, hehe. It seems that this time it is the drama of the Four Saints testing the Zen mind.
"This guy in front of him doesn't look like a good man and a woman, he doesn't smile at him. Xuanzang vigilantly glanced at Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had become a young girl, and clasped his hands together and said: "This female benefactor, the poor monk feels a familiar breath, do we know each other?"
Originally, Guanyin Bodhisattva had already thought of his words, but he didn't expect that this Tang Sanzang had fallen into the net, so he couldn't help but open his lips lightly, and giggled: "The slave family also thinks that the elder is very familiar, maybe we have seen it in a dream." ”
The poor monk felt that what the girl said was very true, but the girl had been running for a night and tired for a night. Xuanzang smiled slightly.
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "???"
Mother Lishan: "???"
"What did the elder say, why didn't the slave family understand?" said Guanyin Bodhisattva with a smile.
"Don't you know this female bodhisattva that you have been running in the heart of the poor monk all night, so the poor monk is very distressed. Xuanzang sighed, his eyes full of pity.
Mother Lishan: "......"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "@#¥%"
System: "Congratulations to the host for being a dead flirtatious Guanyin Bodhisattva, experience points +30!"
It turns out that the horse-faced girl in front of her is Guanyin Bodhisattva, no wonder she is so familiar.
Speaking of which, the poor monk doesn't have any grudges against her, why does she look like she looks like I'm not happy?
At most, she cut down her worthless purple bamboo, shaved some dying bamboo shoots and boiled them, and gave her untalented disciples free life experience, and there was no deep hatred, why did she keep staring at me?
Guanyin Bodhisattva took a deep breath, constantly comforted himself to be calm and calm, and then looked at Lingji Bodhisattva with a smile: "Little sister, go and call the second sister and the third sister to come over, everyone will take a look at the virtue of this Tang monk...... Phew, it's character. ”
Lingji Bodhisattva was secretly happy, naturally this Xuanzang had successfully angered Guanyin, and couldn't help but run to Manjushri and others.
"Fuxian, what are you two doing? Master Guanyin is looking for you everywhere. Lingji Bodhisattva soon found the two Manjushri who had stolen food in the backyard.
"Lingji, you came just in time, don't say we're not friends enough, come, give you a handful!" Fuxian politely stuffed a handful of peanuts to Lingji Bodhisattva, Lingji Bodhisattva frowned slightly, and said disapprovingly: "It's just peanuts, can you use such a surprise?"
"Take a bite, the taste of this peanut is wonderful, not much worse than the peach of the Queen Mother of the West. Fuxian smiled slightly.
Manjushri put away the peanuts in his hand, for fear that Lingji Bodhisattva would take them away.
"Stingy!" Lingji Bodhisattva rolled his eyes and immediately put the peanut in his mouth.
Sure enough, it is worthy of being a fairy fruit that even the Bodhisattva is commensurate with, and the immortal spirit contained in this peanut makes the original tiredness of Lingji Bodhisattva swept away. And the peanuts are so delicious that they look like they've just been harvested.
It's just that why is this familiar taste so familiar?
Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't help but shudder, then stared at the two Fuxian, trembling and said, "Where did you come from?"
"Mother Li Shan gave it. Fuxian grabbed a handful of peanuts and put them in his mouth.
Sure enough, it's still more refreshing to eat a lot of peanuts!
"Old Mother Lishan!" Lingji Bodhisattva was so frightened that he even threw away the peanuts in his hand.
, don't you know that these peanuts have been licked?
Lingji Bodhisattva's eyes widened, but when he saw the fascinated appearance of Fuxian's people, he immediately regained his composure.
"What's wrong? There's something wrong with these peanuts?
"Ahem, cough, it's nothing, you eat slowly, don't show it to Mrs. Lishan. ”
Lingji Bodhisattva said a few words, and then left with a smirk.
"Why does this seat feel that this Lingji Bodhisattva is strange everywhere?" Manjushri said with some vigilance.
"I don't know, could it be for Tang Sanzang to play badly, right?" Fuxian Bodhisattva shook his head, then patted his body and said, "Let's go find Master Guanyin first." ”
"Let's talk about it after eating this, anyway, it's not the two of us who want to try Tang Sanzang's heart to worship the Buddha. ”
So the two of them happily continued to eat peanuts without husks.
Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that Manjushri and the others had not returned for a long time, so he set out to look for them. I wasn't surprised to find that they were stealing snacks.
"You dignified Bodhisattva Venerable, you have been deceived by the desire of your mouth, and you have almost ruined a big thing, you have gone too far!"
When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw the two of them, he couldn't help but be furious and reprimanded.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not our fault, it's just that these peanuts are so delicious. Manjushri smiled awkwardly.
"Playthings are demoralized, greedy and misguided, it's you who are talking about it!" Guanyin Bodhisattva pushed away the peanuts handed by Manjushri Bodhisattva, and said coldly: "Where did it come from? It shouldn't be that you secretly took it in the mortal world, right?"
"How could it be, this is what Lishan's mother said no, what a good fairy fruit, it is really a waste to feed the pigs. Manjushri was angry.
"Mother Li Shan?" Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes widened, then he looked at the peanuts that were as smooth as babies, and then looked at the two pig teammates who were eating happily, and felt a chill in his heart.
"Don't you know that Old Mother Li Shan, she has bad teeth?" Guanyin Bodhisattva said in a deep voice.
"I don't know, is it important?" Manjushri and the others looked up in surprise.
"It's not important, the important thing is that she can't bite this peanut, she can only lick the peanut coat outside. Guanyin Bodhisattva said coldly, which instantly made Manjushri Bodhisattva's expression change greatly, and he hurriedly ran to the toilet to grab his throat.
"What about Lingji and the others, didn't he come to you?" Guanyin Bodhisattva looked left and right, but did not find Lingji Bodhisattva.
"He's just gone. Fuxian's face turned pale with vomit, and his legs were weakly pressed against the pillar.
"That's strange, Ling Ji knows about this, didn't he tell you?" Guanyin Bodhisattva was even more puzzled.