The law-abiding dynasty is gloomy, the strong beam sings happily every night, rides horses and mules at the expense of others and self-interest, and suffers from hunger and cold in an upright and fair manner. I went to the west to ask me the Buddha, and the Buddha said: I have no problem!

......

"How's your ass doing?"

"It's painful, itchy, and there's a tooth mark!"

"You beat my Ah Fu away~"

"He bites my ass!"

"Your Ah Cai bites someone's butt and asks someone else to accompany you for five hundred taels, and now my Ah Fu bites your butt..."

"Ah Choi is a dog!"

"If you run away a dog, you will have to accompany five hundred taels, and if you run away a person, you will have to spend at least one thousand taels~"

"Ah Cai is the dog king I bought back from Citigroup!"

"I, Ah Fu, am the king of miscellaneous things that I bought back from France, and there is only one in the whole province. I raised him for two years, and it's very fair to ask you to accompany a thousand taels~"

......

"Song Shijie, before the official arrived, I heard that you can not only speak well, but also reverse black and white, right?!"

"You are the He Ru man who has a belly as big as a winter melon and can fart up and down?"

"You dare to insult this official?!"

"It's not me who said it, it's someone else!"

"You listen to what people say, you're just a rice bucket!"

"Yes, everyone speaks by others, what's the difference between you and me?!"

"Hmph! I don't argue with you. Yang Xiuzhen, you are originally from Shanxi, why did you come to Guangzhou to sue the official?"

"My lord, you are originally from Hunan and came to Guangzhou to be an official, how do you explain it?"

......

"Two adults, please stay, this silver tael will be put aside~"

"What's the matter, Madame Ho?"

"You go back and tell your lordship, and say that we have thanked him. ”

"Didn't He Zhixian just say that he was righteous and bright?"

"Uh~ It's too much expense~"

"Breeze on your sleeves?"

"It's windy to eat two meals~"

......

"I've already said it, I'm a show, I can't fight. You're just a mere magistrate, one day I'll be lifted, be your boss at any time, change your tricks~"

"Song Shijie, if you move the feng shui of the archway, I will redress your fame!"

"You dog officer! I won't take revenge for this, I'm a turtle!"

"Okay~ The official will give you this opportunity, and after beating you, he will escort you to the street, otherwise wouldn't you have done it for nothing, master, you will wake me up after a hundred hits~"

"He Ruda, you can't bear the five thousand taels!"

"Slow~ How could he know about the five thousand taels?"

"Don't worry about it so much, don't you just let him go?"

"No... Now that I've released him, won't I confess to myself? Now that the sentence has been made, then stick to it to the end!"

......

"Nurse, is there a son born ***?"

"No ***!"

......

"Deceiving others is like deceiving the heavens, do not deceive yourself; Huh, is he?"

"Who is he?"

"They're all sluts. ”

"Slut too?"

He never took black money, which made his wife run away from home, and since then he has been working with affection, and has been promoted to four levels in a year, and now he is the governor of the eight prefectures. ”

"Then there is salvation, what should we do?"

"It's not us, it's you~ sacrifice for justice, I don't think you should have a problem, right? Be careful all the way~"

"Song Shijie is crazy! Song Shijie is crazy! Song Shijie is crazy in prison"

......

"My lord, avenge me, my lord!"

"Boldly Diao Min, dare to block the way of the patrol adult, no matter what grievances, hit the thirty boards first!"

"Is there a mistake?

......

"My lord, Song Shi's famous Diaozui, he loves to reverse right and wrong and falsely accuse others, he is pretending to be crazy to deceive the official, please be clear. ”

"You are a dignified magistrate, how can you let a showman be presumptuous here?"

"My lord, I am a magistrate, how can he take it seriously? He spread the word that even if he is an adult, he ...... it."

"Huh?"

"Xiaguan will say it directly, he said that even if it is an adult plus the three of us, he is not his opponent~"

"Bastard! A mere showman, can he stump us?"

"No, your Excellency. Now there are many people outside who are betting heavily, saying that Song Shijie will definitely win this lawsuit. ”

"Okay, I want to see how capable this Song Shijie is!"

......

"Wait! Just now you said that the letter was copied back, so you can write whatever you want!"

"The one I copied back has been handed over to Lord He, and now the one in my hand is the real one. ”

"Let you say that whether this letter is true or not, there is no way to verify it!"

"Yes, sir. ”

"Wait!"

"What do you want, Lord Envoy?"

According to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, anyone who peeks at official documents must gouge out his eyes. Song Shijie, if you really peek at the official document, you have to gouge out your eyes first!"

"Hehe, if you're willing to gouge out your own eyes, we believe this letter is true!"

"It's very reasonable~ May I ask Lord Patrol, are you right?"

"Yes~ Song Shijie, what else do you have to say?"

"If you don't dare to dig it, you are framing the imperial court officials! According to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, you should cut off your tongue!"

"Song Shijie, either you gouge out your eyes, or you cut off your tongue, choose one, not the third"

......

"Oh~ I don't even dare to accept the five thousand taels, you dare to take it and stick it upside down?!"

"I didn't spend a penny of the five thousand taels~"

"You lie! You haven't used the 5,000 taels of Shanxi's political envoy, how can it be on my wife?"

"Are you sick? The 5,000 taels sent by the Shanxi political envoy are still in my room!"

"Oh~ The five thousand taels sent by the political envoy of Shanxi are in her room~ Mrs. He, I'm tired of you, you can go back to sleep. Inspector, I'm sure you heard me clearly, didn't you?"

"Song Shijie! Even if I send 5,000 taels of silver to He Zhixian, you can't sue me for bribery!

......

"Dig your head, cut your ass. I've never peeked at an official document. The letter just now is not an official document at all, it is just a blank piece of paper, and the political envoy is lying. ”

"Dare to talk nonsense in the court..."

"Yes! In the public court, talking nonsense, according to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, should be slapped fifty times. I'm more than happy to accept the punishment, and it's no problem to send you two more. However, I stole the official letter and put it here at the time, but I haven't read it, so I don't need to gouge my eyes. ”

"That's... Then you're a thief... Thief..."

"Your Excellency, calm down. Theft of official documents~ According to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, it should be re-beaten for 100 years, and Song Shijie will be killed for five years, which has long been expected. ”

"You haven't read that letter, how can you say with certainty that I... What about this bribe?"

"Say it, say it~ Don't you say it soon?!"

"Hahahaha, win, win!!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Don't hide it, the villain is a hypothesis, may I ask my lord, assume above the court, what crime should be sentenced according to the laws of the Qing Dynasty?"

"Uh~this~no sin~"

"Aha! What a lucky thing! However, the other crimes are willing to be borne by the villain. However, at this time, the envoy should clarify himself, and it is better to read the letter aloud in public. If my assumption is wrong, it will damage the innocence of several adults, and it is really a crime that deserves death, and the villain is willing to fall to the ground with his wife and daughter, and the wet nurse of the family!"

......

"Why don't you read it?"

"Okay~Okay~"

"Phew~"

"Song Shijie, what do you want?!"

"Spit and sue the official!Hmph~ I'll sue you first in Shanxi County. If someone dies unexpectedly within your jurisdiction, you turn a blind eye to it and derelict your duties! Then sue you again for being a political envoy in Shanxi, conniving at your sister for committing murder, and knowing the law and breaking the law! Three times suing He Ruda, the prefect of Guangzhou, for bending the law for bribes, framing Zhongliang, and farting indiscriminately if you have nothing to do! By the way, even you will be sued together!"

"Me?"

"Can't you sue? As the governor of the eight provinces, you connived at your subordinates and did things in a fool's way. In vain, you pretend to be as clear as water and as clear as a mirror, but you are a waste of fame, making the people miserable and complaining. If I sue the court, you will be exterminated!"

“...... Retirement. ”

......

"Uncomfortable, Mr. Song. ”

"What's not satisfied? Mr. Song. ”

"Your sister killed someone~"

"Cut her son of a bitch! It's inhuman, and it's useless to stay in the world, isn't it?"

"Yes, yes..."

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

"Mr. Song, what about the few of us?"

"Lord He, you stand so tall, how can I listen to you?"

"Mr. Song, now that you have recovered your fame, besides, we will not die for our crimes~"

"Yes, yes..."

"Ask me what I'm doing, I'm not an official, ask you to go~"

"Then let's dismiss and investigate, as for the official, what do you think I should do? Mr. Song. ”

"Now that you have followed the rules, I won't sue you if you are so well-behaved. ”

"That's good, that's good. ”

"Good, good, good. ”

"Wife, let's go. ”

"Hmm~"

"Wife, who is this vote?"

"Official. ”

"Ah, official~ It's amazing, ha~haha~ haha. ”

......

"Song Shijie, you look down on officials so much, then you will be an official in the next life, we want to see what you do?!"

"Who's talking?! You say let me do it, I'll do it, you think you're ......"

......

"The moon is so round~"

"Whenever the moon is so beautiful, you make a wish to it, and it will definitely be granted. ”

"Really?"

"Hmm~"

"Moon Moon, I beg you to bless me, I must be an official when I grow up. I want to be a clean official, specializing in catching corrupt officials and bad guys. ”

"You dead child, your father is a corrupt official, if you want to arrest him, won't you even want to arrest your father?"

"If you help me, sir, you must execute that poor ghost. ”

"Don't worry, the official knows what to do~"

"Moon Moon, I won't be a clean official anymore, because my father is a big corrupt official, you let me be a corrupt official too~"

......

"Son, don't think that you are very majestic when you become an official. ”

"How can I have the majesty of my father~"

"Son, do you remember what I told you: To be an official, you must be as clear as water and as clear as a mirror?"

"Dad, I heard that you used to be..."

"That's right. I used to be a corrupt official, and I was known for 'If you don't get a red envelope, you won't have to take your life.' It's because I've done too many immoral things, so none of your twelve brothers can support them, and I send white-haired people to black-haired people every year. In the end, there is no way, I can only say goodbye to the old man and return to my hometown, donate all my family property to do good deeds, and in this way, I can save your little life, son. ”

"You see, I wrote you a picture that can be hung on the middle hall, this is the word 'incorruptible' in 'incorruptible'. ”

"Dad, no matter how I look at it, it's clearly like the word 'poor'. ”

......

"Chang Wei Chang Gongzi is the son of Master Chang Kun, the admiral of the water master, and this must have been known by the adult. But do you know that Lord Chang, the admiral of the water master, is the godson of Gonggong Li? And Gonggong Li~ It is the big celebrity in front of Galeries Lafayette today, Li Lianying and Gonggong Li. ”

"Ah~ scared me to death, Uncle Thirteen. ”

"Hehe, these silver taels are just a gift to Lord Bao instead of Chang Kun Chang. ”

"What do you want?"

"Hahahaha~ Alas, Lord Admiral's mother is ninety-seven years old this year, and she has always doted on Chang Gongzi. As soon as she heard that Chang Gongzi had an accident, she immediately cried so much that Chang Daren only hoped that Master Bao would let Mrs. Chang go to the prison to see her grandson. My lord, why don't you go back early tonight to rest, and I'll send Mrs. Chang back early tomorrow morning.

......

"You dog official, colluding with them to frame me, I won't let you go!"

"Snow, snow, snow, snow, June, wronged, wronged! Come out for a retrial!"

"Uncle Thirteen, don't be like this, there's no way... Cheer up, cheer up..."

......

"Dad, are you alright?

"They've got you out? ”

"I'm useless, I've disgraced you. ”

"How so? You're just treacherous without them. Do you know that corrupt officials want to be traitorous, and clean officials must be even more traitorous, otherwise, how can you deal with those bad people? Son, you... You go to Beijing and sue the royal court. ”

"That's what I mean, Dad~"

"I have half a loaf of bread here, and I have hidden it for twenty years, and you must take it away. ”

"Half a loaf, what do you mean?"

"Now the criminal department in Beijing is still the book, and it was my friend of life and death. He had nothing to eat at that time, and I only had one loaf of bread, so I gave it all to him, and later, he gave me half back. He said that when he will flourish in the future, as long as my descendants come to him with this half of the bread, he will definitely repay me. ”

......

"Sure enough, it was the officials who protected each other. But my father was so kind to you back then, even if you didn't help me, you should give me a little benefit, give me ten thousand taels of silver, and let me go back to the countryside to buy a little pig to raise. ”

"Back then, your father just gave you a bad cake, and it's a big deal to pay you back a bad cake, but I know the righteousness and pay you back a hundred times!"

"Count you ruthless, promising, let's go!"

"Stop, nephew. Your father and I are world friends, don't be in a hurry to leave, let's leave after eating. Come on, feed the two sons to eat cakes~"

......

"I saw that the weather was abnormal recently, and it actually snowed in Guangdong in summer, so there must be grievances among the people, so I came over to ask the opinions of a few Qing families. ”

"Thanks to the emperor's blessings, today's four seas are peaceful, everyone lives and works in peace and contentment, I haven't heard of anything~ It must be some deliberate false accusations by the people. ”

"Diao Min, definitely Diao Min. ”

"But Bao Longxing looks upright, not like a bad man at all. ”

"Bao Longxing is a roe deer, with a treacherous appearance, his father Bao was a corrupt official before. The so-called upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, he can be described as the most diaotic people, the emperor. ”

"Really?"

"Ah~ Your Majesty, the minister sees that there must be a lot of grievances in this case, so it is better to remand it for retrial. ”

"Don't force it~"

"It's not reluctant at all, it's a righteous statement!"

Bao Longxing stepped forward to listen to the seal. Bao Longxing, I have appointed you as the Governor of the Eight Mansions, and together with the Admiral and the Shangshu, the three halls will try the tragedy of the Qi family's annihilation. ”

......

"You rabbit cub, you dare to yin me?"

"What about you?"

"What are you talking about with him?Close the door and let the dog go~"

"Don't come here!"

"Little bastard, do you want to rebel?"

"Chang Wei, you still say that you don't know martial arts?!

"Don't come here, I'll strangle him if you come!"

"Gonggong Li, I have wronged you, and when you sacrifice your life for the country later, I will play the Holy Shrine and bury you with special scenery. Close the door and let the dog go~"

......

"The prince is coming, there is a disappointment, forgive the sins~"

"Don't be polite, you opened your new store today, but I can't congratulate you. I'm going to tell you bad news, the emperor has died~"

As soon as the words fell, there was an uproar, and a thunderbolt fell from the sky, hitting Bao Longxing directly, and the whole world was shattered suddenly.

I saw that all the worlds were fragmented into grains of stars, gradually converging, and finally changed into a feather fan and fell into the hands of a young man, in a green shirt and white robe, but he looked like a scholar.

"Hey~" A sigh came out of the young man's mouth. "It's a pity that the emperor still can't fight Lafayette after all, he was sick to death, and Bao Longxing still lost after all. ”

"There is the sun and the moon hanging in the morning and dusk, and there are ghosts and gods who hold the power of life and death. Heaven and earth can only distinguish between the clear and turbid, but how can they be confused and prolonged! Those who do good suffer poverty and have a shorter life, and those who create evil enjoy wealth and longevity. Heaven and earth are also afraid of being hard and bullying the soft, but they are also pushing the boat so smoothly! The earth is also, you don't distinguish between good and bad, and what is the earth! Heaven and earth, you are wrong to be virtuous and foolish! Hey, only two tears and ripples fell. ”

"Jumen, you are this day, you even scold yourself?"

"The cost of justice is so high that it needs to be filled with more than ten times the number of human lives, so don't do it on this day~"

"Heaven is so easy for mortals to see through, where there will be prestige, mortals will never know what they are. Let's go and see those worldly and shamen, being a man and making, and still thinking about how to become rich and glorious, become a Buddha and cultivate immortals~ Greedy wolf, broken army, you also woke up? When will this life be?"

"Of course, it's the time of the great world! you and I should serve the Jade Palace Venerable!"

"The giant gate doesn't dare to refuse, and is willing to be a pawn!"

"You three are ordinary people, one is an angry worldly man who kills indiscriminately, the other is a heroic chivalrous man who takes someone's life if he disagrees with each other, and the other is a bureaucrat who is clever and accepts bribes, but has justice in his heart. I really don't know if these three divisions are handed over to you, whether it is right or wrong~"

"Haha, sir, just look at it, I won't be dishonored!"