Chapter Eighty-Three: Acquaintances at Night
"This ......." Confucian thought for a moment before saying, "The younger brother doesn't know how to drink.
Da Kui couldn't help complaining: "You have to drink wine when you are proud of life, don't you call the wine altar empty to the moon, come on, drink two sips."
Da Kui's words caused the Confucian scholar to cover his mouth and chuckle.
Da Kui scratched his head and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Confucius didn't answer, just laughed.
This is a poem by the Tang Dynasty poet immortal Li Bai "Will Enter the Wine". The original text is: You don't see the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky.Rushing to the sea and not returning.You don't see the high hall and the mirror are sad and white-haired.The morning is like green silk and twilight becomes snow.Life must be happy.Don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon.I am born to be useful.The daughter is scattered and come back.Cook sheep and slaughter cattle and be happy.Will have to drink 300 cups.Cen Fuzi.Dan Qiusheng.Will enter the wine.The cup does not stop.A song with Jun.Please listen to it for me.The bell and drum food 'jade' is not expensive enough. I hope that I will be drunk for a long time and do not want to wake up.The ancient sages are all lonely.Only the drinker will leave his name.King Chen used to feast peacefully.Fighting wine and ten thousand joys.What is the master's words?The path must be sold to the king.Five 'flowers' horses.Qianjinqiu.Hu'er will exchange for fine wine.Sell eternal sorrow with you.
When it came to Da Kui's mouth, it changed its taste, and it became 'life is proud, you must drink, don't call the wine altar empty to the moon', how can it not be funny.
Da Kui repeatedly asked Confucius to refuse, and in desperation, Da Kui said: "Since you don't drink, I'm welcome."
Confucian replied with a smile: "Brother Tai, please." Before the words fell, I heard the sound of 'coo dong coo' coming, and Da Kui was already drinking from the mouth of the altar.
Rice wine, also known as liquor, is a common traditional local snack in the south, the main raw material is sticky rice, so it is called rice wine, wine brewing in the north is generally called 'rice wine' or 'sweet wine', its taste is sweet and mellow, suitable for all ages.
Da Kui drank half of the jar in one go, put down the jar and smacked his lips. Da Kui couldn't help but praise: "This is really delicious, but it's a little lighter." After saying that, I drank in one go.
Although Confucian has seen people drink wine, it is the first time that he has seen Da Kui drink like this. This jar of wine is five or six catties. I don't know where Da Kui drank all the wine.
Da Kui took a breath, but saw this Confucian looking at the Li River water in front of him with a sad face.
Confucian Sheng smiled bitterly: "The poor have the joy of being poor, the rich are painful, and the little brother is not worried about money."
Da Kui looked clear in his heart and smiled: "I know, you have a crush on someone else's girl, but you are trapped by love."
Confucius looked at Da Kui with a smile and asked, "How do you know."
At this time, Da Kui had already seen the appearance of this Confucian student, but this person was born without manliness, his eyebrows were like a crescent moon, his eyes contained 'spring' water, Qiong's nose was small, his lips were 'lip', if he was painted with Dan, if it wasn't for his skin 'color' being slightly dark, Da Kui would really think that he was a 'woman' and dressed as a man.
"Most of the people who look like you are the ones who attract 'flowers' and butterflies, and it would not be strange if there were no 'women' to love them." Da Kui said that he was drinking again, as if he was drinking water instead of wine.
After thinking for a moment, Confucius nodded and said, "Yes, the younger brother is trapped by love, but you are an outsider, how do you know the mystery."
When Da Kui heard this, he immediately put down the wine jar and said: "The authorities are 'confused'. Da Kui said as he raised his sleeve and wiped the wine stains on his mouth.
Confucianism couldn't help but get angry when he heard this, but he didn't think that Da Kui seemed to be familiar with human feelings, so he didn't care.
In order to take advantage of the dragon and express his son-in-law, the owner of the village told his neighbors that if there was a young man who was better than his "daughter" in a martial arts competition, he would be recruited as a "daughter" son-in-law.
Poor Sima Yan is a weak scholar, but he can only watch the love in his heart compete to recruit relatives, but he is powerless to fight for it.
When Da Kui heard this, he couldn't help but pat his big 'leg' and said, "You said it earlier.
Sima Yan looked at Da Kui in surprise and asked, "I don't know what Brother Tai can do."
Da Kui smiled and said, "I'll just go and fight."
Sima Yan couldn't help but be angry when he heard this: "What is this method called?"
"I'll marry her through the 'door.' and then you can marry her." Da Kui's mouth is full of nonsense, which is simply appalling. How can there be a reason to recruit relatives in a contest and then give away his daughter-in-law'.
Sima Yan was a little angry in his heart, and he ignored Da Kui at the moment, and actually walked to a big rock and sat down, still looking at Li Jiangyue with a sad face. Da Kui smiled and walked to Sima Yan's side and said, "Brother, don't worry, my brother is joking with you." As he spoke, he reached out and patted Sima Yan's shoulder.
"What are you doing?" Sima Yan bounced up as if he had been stung by a bee, and looked at Da Kui's face with anger.
Da Kui looked at Sima Yan and then looked at his right hand and said, "Pat your shoulder to show your closeness."
"Who wants to be close to you?" Sima Yan said angrily, and was about to turn around and leave.
Seeing this, Da Kui hurriedly said: "Brother, don't go, I really have a way, are you willing to listen."
When Sima Yan heard this, he stood up and didn't turn around and said, "What's the way to say it quickly."
Da Kui smiled and said, "If you want to succeed in one fell swoop, you have to rely on me for three things."
"Which three." Sima Yan turned around curiously and looked at Da Kui and asked.
Da Kui smiled and said, "How can you thank me after the fact."
Sima Yan rang for a long time and didn't come up with a reason, so he had to say, "How do you say thank you?"
Da Kui raised the wine jar in his hand and said, "Give me ten jars of rice wine."
"Okay. Sima Yan agreed, and then asked, "Tell me, what three things do I need to rely on you?"
Da Kui thought for a while and said, "First, you have to be obedient, teach your martial arts, you should practice diligently, second, if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, you have to give up your face, and third, if you don't comply with the above two things, you have to give me ten jars of rice wine."
Sima Yan asked suspiciously, "Are you sure I can win the competition?"
Da Kui patted his chest and said, "If you can't win the competition, I'll lose you ten taels of silver."
Because it was a scorching summer, it was still hot at night, so Da Kui only wore a shirtless armor, long gray cloth pants, holding the feet of his trousers, and dragging a pair of cloth shoes on his feet.
Da Kui smiled: "What if you break what you agreed?"
Sima Yan didn't believe that Da Kui could let him win the competition, but since Da Kui said that he would let him get his wish, then Sima Yan wanted to see what Da Kui was capable of.
Thinking of this, Sima Yan took out a piece of 'jade' from his arms and said: "This is what my mother left me, it is worth a lot of silver. Da Kui took the 'jade' pendant and looked at it.This 'jade' pendant is the high-grade Hetian 'jade'." The word "Sima" is really a good thing.
"Now tell me how to win." Sima Yan asked curiously.
Da Kui smiled mysteriously and said: "Look at it, don't get distracted, I'll teach you my family's invincible 'legs' in the world." As he spoke, he stood on the spot, raised his knee and kicked horizontally, and then moved slowly, but he also showed that he was full of skills.
Sima Yan saw that Da Kui was shouting in a good way, and he also kicked according to Da Kui's posture at the moment. Although it was a kick out of thin air, it also had a little taste. Da Kui couldn't help but praise when he saw it: "Well, yes, practice hard, you will practice here tonight, and I will go to compete with you tomorrow morning."
"That's it." Sima Yan didn't believe it in his heart, not to mention this move, even a hundred moves may not be able to defeat others.
Da Kui saw Sima Yan's disbelief on his face, and immediately said: "If you don't believe it, you can exchange ten jars of rice wine for this 'jade' pendant.
Sima Yan said angrily: "Okay, I'll wait to compete with you early tomorrow morning.
Da Kui nodded and said, "It's not just the 'jade' Pei, but also ten taels of silver."
Sima Yan gritted his teeth and said, "A good word is a certainty."
Da Kui didn't say anything.Drink all the remnants of wine in the wine jar.Then he turned around and went back to the camp.The camp of 500 people said that it was not big or small.Da Kui returned to his camp tent.When he fell asleep on the bunk.
I don't know how long it took.Da Kui felt that someone was pushing him.When he opened his eyes, it was Meng Ge.
"Master Zhang, when will you leave?" Meng Ge was in a hurry to leave, but at this moment, he came to ask.
Da Kui looked around, and then said, "We have traveled a long way, and the soldiers are already sleepy and tired, so it is not too late to rest here for two days before leaving. Da Kui stood up and walked out of the camp tent all the way out of the camp.
When he arrived outside the camp, Sima Yan saw Da Kui coming out, and then he came to Da Kui and asked, "Hey, I can't lift my 'legs' anymore.
Da Kui didn't answer, and ordered someone to bring two horses, and said to Sima Yan: "Get on the horse and go.
These two horses are ordinary pack horses, and they are saddle horses. Although they are fat, fat, and strong, they are not war horses. Da Kui and Sima Yan got on the horses and galloped all the way to the north. On the way, Sima Yan asked impatiently: "What kind of strategy is it?"
Da Kui beckoned to Sima Yan and said, "Come here, I'll tell you in detail."
When Sima Yan heard this, he rode his horse and walked side by side with Da Kui.Da Kui whispered in Sima Yan's ear.Sima Yan's face suddenly turned red like rouge.Seeing this, Da Kui laughed and said, "If you want to succeed, this is the way to go." Saying that, he rode his horse at a gallop first.