It's been ridiculous for half a month, Meng Hetang plans to go to the theater today to take a look, material and spiritual, there must be one online.

After rummaging through my wallet for a long time, I couldn't find change, so I simply opened an app and called a Didi for myself, turned off the mobile phone casually, and went downstairs to wait.

There was a pancake seller at the entrance of the community, so I asked for one, and a person shrank on the side of the road, and started to gnaw on the heat. That look, and then a basin, it will be even more vivid.

He doesn't care about it, nothing is the most important thing at the moment, go out and talk to the business boss, and then wait for the new things to arrive, don't you still have to live!

He was not an impatient, but seeing that there were fewer and fewer cars passing by, and there were more and more people, some simply turned back and handed him an umbrella, with "strong and alive" written on his face, which made him have to urge the master who took the order.

took out the phone and called the order information displayed on it, the other party answered quickly, and a smell of Northeast ballast emanated from the screen, with a slight ferocity in disdain.

"What are you doing, aren't you?"

"When, master, will you be there?"

"I'm eating chicken and I don't have time to pick you up, you can cancel the order!"

"Aren't you afraid of my complaints?"

"It's okay to call the police. ”

"Toot ......"

"Hey ???"

There was a busy sound on the other end of the phone, and he had already hung up, leaving Meng Hetang alone to stand on the rainy street, weak and pitiful.

The umbrella in his hand silently opened by himself, making him look like a stupid elementary school student who had just fallen out of love and was looking for pleasure, yes, like a fool.

Is big data so developed? Can bad luck spread infinitely through the Internet? What happened to me recently, and I was in trouble with customer service?

Forget it, such a bad breath is not suitable for enjoyment. Meng Hetang turned around, simply swept a shared bicycle on the side, wiped the water stains on it, held the faucet and the umbrella in his hand, and pedaled to the theater without saying a word.

There was a burst of cool air under the fart-thigh that penetrated the heart, shivering all the way, and arrived at the theater with a light rain.

Fortunately, I ate a bite of hot cakes, otherwise I might not have been able to make it to the theater. He rubbed his legs, which were already shaking, and staggered all the way into the theater.

The theater manager was still as hospitable as ever, and before he stepped on the red carpet, he quickly dragged the "Seba dog" into the small living room on the side, with a constant smile, and said straight to the point: "Why are you still here?

"What, but, I'm here to ask about the performance......" Meng Hetang muttered quietly.

The theater manager showed a look of disbelief: "You still want to perform? I'm afraid you want to be blind, I can't afford this God of Wealth, you still have to go back and forth, okay uncle?"

"But I still have to perform. ”

"Perform, okay, what do you want to play, I'll arrange it for you?"

"I want to ......" Seeing Boss Shang's subsequent eyes, Meng Hetang choked back his stomach with a whole sentence.

He thought for a moment and gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll go, then I can settle my previous salary, right?"

"Okay, I'll wait for you to come!" The business boss smiled happily, sat down on the stool by himself, and instructed a young man outside to take the account book, open a volume specially added for Meng Hetang, and read:

"Twenty thousand aged Nanmu tables,

Microphone 3,000,

Eight hundred white pots,

Twenty-three thousand eight hundred,

Boss Meng's salary last month was 3,400, and the money for late arrivals and early departures has been deducted, plus the audience's complaints, and another 800 has been deducted.

So it's twenty-one thousand two hundred, you see—are you cash or transfer?"

“......”

The young man who ran the hall said without the slightest emotion, and he looked like he didn't care about himself at all.

"What does Boss Shang mean by this?" Meng Hetang was almost stunned, he was a fool and knew that it would definitely not be for him to give him 20,000!

"What do you mean?" Boss Shang smiled meaningfully, and then continued: "Boss Meng's big name, I don't forget to smash my field when I can get into the game, I admit it, I also know that you are not easy, I can continue to use the Nanmu table, and the rest is not a lot of money, you look at the loss!"

But—looking at you like this, it's not like you're carrying so much money with you, and if you transfer money, it's my phone number, please!" Boss Shang spoke lightly, but every word could send Meng Hetang to hell.

"I know I was wrong that day, but is it okay for me to apologize?"

"Apologize? You know, I kept you, I didn't expect you to eat, the old man is here, you are the son he admitted, now that the old man is gone, who dares to keep you? The Liu family must not lift my small temple, you should think that I have taken you in, and you don't harm me, will you?"

Meng Hetang stood, with a complicated expression of "I'd rather die than give in" but helplessly, and after a while, he finally sighed, threw the umbrella in his hand to the ground with a "snap", took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll transfer it to you, it's not a lot!"

At the end, he glanced back at the merchant boss resignedly, turned around, and bowed heavily.

"Thank you to the business boss for taking it in before, and then the bridge will return to the bridge, and the road will return to the road, take care!"

After saying that, Sa Yazi walked straight out the door, and a magnificent atmosphere began to spread in his mind.

"Wait~"

Just as he was about to step out of the door, Boss Shang suddenly spoke.

Sure enough, it was a son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, and he was angry, Meng Hetang turned around, waiting for this moved old man to praise him with righteous words, and then continued to take him in regardless of the worldly ties, in case he could, he could still give in.

People, can live well, what dignity do you talk about, if you can really get rich overnight, who wants to be pressed to the ground and rubbed?

Boss Shang slowly spoke: "You ......" Meng Hetang silently looked forward to it.

"Your money hasn't arrived~" The business boss touched his head: "It's okay for you to have this posture, but it's your fault to deceive people!"

Meng Hetang: "......"

"Yes, yes—" He quickly took out his mobile phone and looked at the transfer record just now, yes, "Aren't you the 'young merchant of vitality'?

Boss Shang: "......"

Meng Hetang hurriedly checked the phone number again, and was shocked that something was wrong, so he hurriedly typed the dialog box:

"I'm sorry, can you give it back to me if you made a mistake?"

The other party answered quickly and did not bother as expected.

“......”

"I'm glad you met me"

Meng Hetang breathed a sigh of relief, he finally wouldn't be hard and make a mess, if he was in a hurry, he might not be able to admit this wronged money, and hurriedly thanked him:

"Thank you, thank you......"

But the next moment, his smile froze.

I saw two lines of words slowly typed out in the dialog box:

"If I Met Someone"

"Maybe I'll pay it back to you"

The matter of the theater was over, and Meng Hetang finally accepted the "gift" from the business boss, and escaped from the theater without spending a single child.

I thought that when I went in, I was embarrassed enough, but I didn't expect that when I came out, I was even more embarrassed.

Life is really full of surprises!

In the past few days, his courier has also arrived, on the way back, he went to the security room by the way, and after reporting his name, the smile on the security guard's face turned into disdain at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he didn't continue to ask his phone number The last four, he directly picked up a courier and threw it to him.

Good guy, Meng Hetang's hand sank, and he felt distressed, but when he glanced at the appearance of the courier, he was also scared and threw it out. Yes, just threw it out. If it weren't for the three layers inside and the three layers outside the express delivery, he was afraid that he would have to break the fortune again.

He probably understood the disdain and schadenfreude on the security guard's face.

I can't help it, I went up and took a look at the courier lying on the ground, it was indeed that name, and it had its own number, what was wrong?

Now the suona looks like this?

There's no way, since it's his own, let's take it back first, maybe it's a friend who sees that he is lonely in the Spring Festival, and buys it to relieve boredom as a joke, and he can't return it to others, right? Thinking about it, he asked the uncle of the security room again: "Uncle Li, is there anything else?"

Uncle Li: "Young man, you still have to take care of your body~"

The uncle didn't answer positively, but told Meng Hetang in a weird way, he probably knew that the other party had misunderstood something, since his name was so profound, the uncle didn't know that there were others, so he hugged the humanoid express and accelerated to the residence.

Although it doesn't matter if your brother is having fun, it's still inappropriate to let the neighbors see it, how to explain your frigidity in the future!

Sure enough, as expected, when people are unlucky, they can stuff their teeth when they drink saliva, just when he was standing at the elevator door, glad that he didn't meet anyone else along the way, another express door on the side opened, opened, and then came out A group of aunts who were ready to dance the square dance, aunts!!

It's okay for these aunts to leave, but as soon as a group of people got out of the elevator, one of them patted his head and said, "Oh, I didn't bring my fan, this is okay, you wait, I'll go back and get it!"

Aunt's remark seems to have aroused universal resonance, everyone searched for their "package", but they didn't find a fan, just like that, a group of people seemed to discuss collective amnesia, wandering at the elevator door, together with Meng Hetang, waiting for the elevator that was about to reach the first floor.

Yes, the elevator next to it, I was already very sensible and went up.

Your uncle!! Meng Hetang took a very inopportune sip in his heart, and this damn coincidence.

Auntie, alas, that's a complete victory over the uncle, the death squad that has begun to wait for death carefree!! is responsible for enjoying happiness in the first half of his life, and he is responsible for being bitter and mean in the second half of his life, which is already a deeply rooted image in the hearts of the people, he has eaten and seen, you laugh at him for being old, but the meat jokes they say are more bullish than your hard drive, small sample, Meng Hetang shrank between a group of aunts, and felt that he was really like a little chicken.

Don't talk, don't talk, don't talk......

Meng Hetang kept praying in his heart, only hoping that the aunts would let him go and let him get out of the elevator peacefully. He lives on the top floor by himself, so no matter how coincidental these aunts are, they can't get out of the elevator behind him, and when he came in, he also took a look by the way, good guys, this group of aunts is the next one on the first floor, just let him hit the wall.

No matter how thick-skinned a person is, it is impossible to be tough when he is obviously at a loss!

Do you want to refute it, I'm just over-hormones, and I don't have a girlfriend yet, can you manage it? Isn't this rubbing his cheek on the ground?

Can't breathe, the aunts are inexplicably not noisy, but that kind of quiet, even more terrifying, those eyes that you know, I know, everyone understands, keep wandering on him, and there are a lot of people holding back laughter, almost writing a row of big characters on their faces, terrifying!

From today onwards, this community will not be able to accommodate him.

Before, I didn't have a choice, but now, I want to be a good person......

Finally, the aunt's team got off the elevator one by one, and when the one who laughed the most stepped out of the elevator door, Meng Hetang instantly collapsed on the ground. This kind of convergence of ideas is even more stimulating than taking physiology classes when I was a child. rushed into the room with the courier in his arms, locked it, locked all the smiling faces of the cow ghosts, snakes, and aunts outside, and then kept the courier on the bed like a hot potato.

took out a fruit knife from the drawer, towards himself, oh no, towards the express, and made a fuss, a large foam ball rushed out and scattered on the bed, there was something wrapped in brown paper, Meng Hetang took it out slowly, looking at the appearance, it should be the suona that was scheduled before, and the belly was instantly angry.

But peeling back the vellum, his anger was subdued by three points.

This suona is really in line with my own mind, it is really the word eye, you and I are destined.

With a sigh, he began to clean up the foam balls on the bed, he deeply doubted that it was the customer service of Taobao before that he packed for himself, otherwise how could he wrap a handful of suona in a human shape, is it a special hobby? There is also a foam ball on this bed, or the kind of one that is not easy to clean up if it is stained...... The small bubble ball, he swept it randomly, and it became even more messy, so he simply packed it out of the door with the quilt cover and the sheets.

Suona was well served on the cleanest workbench, he sat on the edge of the bed by himself panting, looking out the window, a round of red moon has appeared, this is the super moon predicted in the news?

With that, he opened the window, and a cool breeze swept over, such weather, cool and comfortable, really suitable...... Dancing square dances, especially fan dances~ The smiling faces of the aunt's team rushed into his mind again like a nightmare, and he couldn't help but shudder~

Turning around and taking out the new sheets, he shook them out and tried to put them on, but with both hands he carried them and shook them, but a book was thrown out of his hands without preparation.

？？？

Putting down the sheets in his hand, squatting on the ground, and picking up the book, Meng Hetang's face suddenly turned iron-blue, and his body began to tremble involuntarily and uncontrollably......

The familiar blue tones, familiar names, and familiar temperatures came over and over again from the other side of time and space, reminding him over and over again that it was not a dream.