Volume 2 The Rebellion of the Witch Road Chapter 26 The Sorrow of Ji Wushuang and Motong
touched his nose, was silent for a moment, and said, "I am a friend of Yangxia, and I am entrusted by him to see if Yujia Village is okay." ”
"Are you really a friend of Yangxia?" Yu Kan's face was happy, but he still had some doubts.
"Of course, I also know that your name is Yu Kan, in the early years, you once hunted a blind bear weighing a thousand catties alone, didn't you?" Yang Xia nodded, and said the most beautiful thing about Yu Kan and the pride of his life.
"Where, where, it's just luck, it seems that you are really a friend of Yang Xia, you actually know my name, this little brother, is Yang Xia okay now?" Yu Kan listened to Yang Xia's words, his eyes narrowed, he smiled smugly, raised his hand, and waved at the archers in the village, telling them to lay down their weapons.
"He, the good can't be better, Yang Xia is righteous and thin, talented, not only kind and charitable, but also righteous for others, even I, the junior brother, admire him for the five bodies to the ground, I can't wait to follow him, listen to him teach the righteousness of life, the sky ........" Yang Xia touched his chin and began to boast, the more he boasted, the more outrageous he became, and his face was not red and his heart was not beating, and his skin was extremely thick.
Mo Tong's eyes were crooked when he listened to it, he swore that he had never seen such a cheeky person, who praised himself as rare in the sky, unparalleled on the ground, even Ji Wushuang shook his head, his hair was dizzy, and even Mu Xuan couldn't listen to it anymore, so he stepped forward and slapped the back of Yang Xia's head, and warned: "Little bastard, no matter how disgusting the old lady is, I will plant you in the mud."
was slapped by Mu Xuan, Yang Xia sighed, stopped acting, pointed at himself and said, "Uncle Yu Kan, it's me, Yang Xia!"
"What are you talking about?" Yu Kan looked at Yang Xia, who had changed greatly, in a daze, thinking that he had heard it wrong.
"Uncle Yu Kan, I'm really Yangxia, do you remember one night eight years ago, I climbed over the wall to enter your house, got into your house, and happened to meet you and your aunt were ..... Hey. In order to prove himself, Yang Xia told all this secret thing, which made Yu Kan's eyes stare at the boss, his body trembled, and he said angrily: "Sure enough, it's you little bastard, listen to the bastard thing at the root of the bed, if there is a next time, I can't beat you." ”
"Don't worry, it's not going back, is Daddy okay?" Yang Xia smiled, shook his head, and asked about the resentment.
"The village chief is okay, but he is old, how did you become like this, the more you live, the younger you are?" Yu Kan stepped forward, stretched out his rough hand, and while answering his words, he curiously touched Yang Xia's body.
"Don't touch it, didn't I ask the cultivators, the cultivators of the immortals, of course, the younger they are, maybe one day they will become a milk baby. Yang Xia was helpless, slapped away Yu Kan's big hand, and said mysteriously.
"Cultivating immortals still has this benefit?Why don't you take me there too, let me be twenty years younger, and make my lady drool when she looks at me, haha!" Yu Kanting's eyes straightened, and he bent down and hugged Yang Xia's shoulder, joking.
"Uncle Yu Kan, you are too old to cultivate immortals, but if you can't do it, you can remedy it, I'll help you fight two tigers, how about making up for you with a tiger kidney?" Yang Xia glanced at Yu Kan a few times, patted his thigh, and said with a wicked smile.
"Little bastard, your uncle is a pillar of optimus every day, don't talk nonsense! Yu Kan stared at the bull's eye, patted his chest, and said with a big grin, and then, looking at Mu Xuan and Mo Tong, he made a gesture of please, leading the way in front, as for Ji Wushuang, who was the size of a calf, he was completely ignored, and this fighting holy chicken was a king-sized rooster in Yu Kan's eyes.
"What two, it's three! Are you actually ignoring this chicken with such a heroic appearance?" Ji Wushuang slanted his cross-eyed eyes, startling Yu Kan, looking at Ji Wushuang distracted,
"Uncle Yu Kan, this is the chicken I brought back to the village to breed, as long as it is successful, in the future, all the chickens in our village will be the size of a calf, with more meat and fewer bones, and it will be enjoyable to eat. Yang Xia turned back, touched Ji Wushuang's feathers, and said leisurely.
After Ji Wushuang heard this, he was furious, the chicken feathers exploded, and he wanted to fight with Yang Xia, Mu Xuan raised his hand, slapped it dizzy, and shook the chicken's head, depressed.
Moton's shoulders twitched, and he smiled cheerfully.
"You laugh at it, Uncle Yu Kan, there are not many unmarried girls in our village, introduce him to one, and choose a good day to marry and enter the cave house. Yang Xia looked at Mo Tong and pointed at him, and after a few words, this Tie Hanhan's face turned black and he couldn't laugh.
"Little bastard, there is a lot of nonsense, don't lead the way quickly. Mu Xuan shook his head, feeling that Yangxia was a thief, so he gave him a kick in the ass and asked him to lead the way into the village.
Yang Xia rubbed his buttocks, no longer talked, took Mu Xuan, Mo Tong's face was black, and the reluctant Ji Wushuang walked into Yujia Village, the village was very different from before, not only the stone houses were built bigger, but also built many livestock sheds, captive captured beasts, many snot babies played in the open space in the village, at the door of the stone house, the newly married daughter-in-law of Yujia Village put down the work at hand, and looked at Yang Xia and his party curiously.
"Yang Xia is back!" Yu Kan yelled, and the villagers all rushed to him after hearing this, looking around him.
"Yukan, where is Yangxia?" Yujia Village is now very prosperous, the population growth has nearly doubled, plus the daughter-in-law married from other villages, the inner and outer three layers of Yangxia are enclosed, and after looking at it for a long time, they don't know Yangxia, whose appearance has changed greatly, and they have inquired.
"He's Yang Xia!" this kid Xiuxian asked, the more he cultivated, the younger he became, and he became like this. Yu Kan explained in a loud voice, and the villagers felt unbelievable after hearing it, and many people in Yujia Village still didn't believe it.
Yang Xia saw that the villagers didn't believe it, pointed to familiar faces, and each person pointed at him to tell him something unspeakable, which made the villagers laugh for a while, and the people of the village were red and embarrassed, after a cup of tea, the people of Yujia Village were sure that the ten-year-old boy in front of him was really Yang Xia, and these secret things were only known to Yang Xia who was wandering around Yujia Village every day, and outsiders absolutely did not know.
After determining Yangxia's identity, the villagers became more enthusiastic, and they pulled him one after another, asking him to be a guest in the house, and several aunts of five big and three rough brought their adult daughters to tell Yangxia about matchmaking.
"Uh.... Ladies and gentlemen, you see that I am still young now, otherwise, I will introduce a handsome man to you, he is of the right age, he has reached the age of marriage, don't run, come here!" The people of Yujia Village were so enthusiastic, Yang Xia really couldn't stand it, and after yelling, he pushed away the crowd and pulled Mo Tong, who looked gloomy and turned around to escape.
"Don't go too far!" Mo Tong's face turned blue, and he looked at the daughters of Yang Xia's aunts, all of them were fierce, their arms were thicker than their thighs, they couldn't bear to look directly, he gritted his teeth and transmitted Yang Xia.
"This young man is too thin and weak, I can't help it, I don't think so. An old lady looked at Motong for a moment, shook her head, and thought he was thin.
"That's true, the noodles are the same, the meat is like dry firewood, will you get sick and live for a long time, if this is the case, my daughter will be widowed. Another villager touched his chin and was deeply worried about Moton's body.
In the midst of the discussions, Mo Tong's body trembled like chaff, the exhaled breath was hot, and his face was red, he never expected that he was still disgusted, and even a woman with arms thicker than her thighs couldn't look down on him.
Just when Motong wanted to cry without tears, Ji Wushuang's life was not easy, compared to Motong, it was more miserable, since Yangxia said that it was a breeding chicken, Yu Kan really took it to the chicken nest in the village, there was a nest of old hens living in it, this group of old hens was originally incubating eggs, and when they saw Ji Wushuang's calf-sized figure, they stood up in shock, kept neighing, and fanned their wings.
"Brother chicken, I'm sorry for you, go in, it's up to you to give birth to chicken babies with more meat and fewer bones in our village. Yu Kan rubbed his hands, making the fighting holy chicken roll its eyes, it went crazy, its feathers exploded, and roared at Yang Xia: "Yang Xia, I'll fight with you!"
As soon as Ji Wushuang spoke, Yujia Village was silent, looking curiously at this fighting holy chicken the size of a calf.
Mu Xuan had a headache, glared at Yang Xia, let him touch his nose, and arched his hand to the people of Yujia Village: "Uncles and aunts, I'll go see the old village chief, and I'll come to visit you again when I'm free." After finishing speaking, Yang Xia squeezed out of the crowd and walked towards Yu Hate Stone House, Mo Tong and Ji Wushuang followed closely, afraid that they would be forced to marry a daughter-in-law and breed if they were half a step slower.