Chapter 131: The Master of Deception
After ordering, Master Wu immediately jumped away, probably because he was afraid that Dong Qilang would give him a surprise attack when he was unprepared.
Under the watchful eye of everyone, Dong Qilang waited for Master Wu to finish the work, took the action, stood up, beckoned the host to hand over the microphone, and smiled at everyone:
"Now Master Wu's three moves are over, and he has clicked on my three acupoints. You can see how I reacted.
Now it's my turn to order Master Wu, I will only order it once, everyone witnesses, I will not carry out a surprise attack, please Master Wu prepare first. ”
The audience was surprised enough to see Dong Qilang as if nothing had happened.
They thought that Dong Qilang, who came up, would be seamlessly connected with Master Wu, and cooperate skillfully, but he would also fall to the ground and convuls, foaming at the mouth, and even bleeding nonstop, and then Master Wu went up to show his hands and feet, and Dong Qilang returned to normal.
Unexpectedly, Dong Qilang didn't feel any discomfort, and he was able to speak immediately.
What surprised Master Wu even more was that he had already used eighty percent of his strength, especially the strength was much more fierce than the previous ones, if I had to find a little flaw, at most my Master Wu's acupuncture points were slightly deviated.
But in any case, even if Dong Qilang didn't fall to the ground immediately, he would at least be extremely uncomfortable, but all this was too unexpected for him.
In fact, Master Wu's judgment is not a problem, the problem is that Dong Qilang did some work in advance, he performed acupoint closure kung fu, sealing all acupuncture points,
Still not at ease, Dong Qilang performed acupoint transfer kung fu again, moving each acupoint from the original position to other positions, double protection, so Master Wu was equivalent to clicking with his fingers three times on Dong Qilang's body.
"Are you ready?" this is the host asking Master Wu.
At this time, I saw that Master Wu Khan had been dripping down, but there was no possibility of retreating, so he was calm, shouted loudly in the center of the venue, stood up, and was lucky for three weeks, and replied vaguely:
"It's OK, it's ready. The host turned around, smiled at Dong Qilang and said:
"Mr. Dong, please. ”
Dong Qilang walked over, did not rush to make a move, and slowly circled around Master Wu, which made Master Wu's heart numb, and the surrounding audience couldn't help laughing.
In the midst of everyone's laughter, Dong Qilang just turned behind Master Wu, stretched out his right hand and two fingers, and closed it at the position of Master Wu's right waist.
For the first two seconds, Master Wu didn't react, still standing in place, and after two seconds, Master Wu's waist twisted, his hands danced, and he laughed wildly.
The host thought that Master Wu had something to say, so he handed the microphone over, but Master Wu did not answer the microphone and did not speak, and still laughed wildly.
This time, everyone knew that he had been laughed at by Dong Qilang and had been tricked. The people around couldn't help but burst into laughter.
The whole scene was full of energy, and the host also laughed, but it couldn't go on like this, Master Wu only had one action - laughing, it was useless to let him speak, and now he could only let the host call the shots.
The host stabilized his mood and said to Dong Qilang:
"Mr. Dong, please explain it to Master Wu. Okay?"
"I was ordered by him, he didn't promise to solve the acupoints for me, he was ordered by me, and he didn't ask me to solve the acupoints in advance, why did you let me solve the acupoints for him now?"
After Dong Qilang finished speaking, he made a gesture to go on.
"What do you want, Mr. Dong? You say, we promise you, can you explain the acupoints to Master Wu?"
"Yes, I have two requirements. Can you say yes?"
"You say, what do you ask? As long as we can do it, we will definitely agree. ”
"First, I admit that his performances are all with performances, and the purpose is to deceive people, from today onwards, you can't claim to be a master, and you can't engage in martial arts-related things on the rivers and lakes;
Second, all the training fees collected in the early stage will be refunded within today. You ask him if he can agree, if he can't promise me to leave, he can solve it himself or find someone to solve it. ”
"Did you hear that just now? Master Wu?"
Master Wu smiled and nodded, and this action drew bursts of laughter again.
Dong Qi walked over, patted Wu Zhongsheng on the shoulder, and slapped him in the face.
Wu Zhongsheng immediately stopped laughing wildly and returned to normal. The host handed over the microphone, Wu Zhongsheng's face was flushed, and he repeated it again according to the two things Dong Qilang just said.
This is how a farce ended.
Dong Qilang walked out of the square, and many people praised him for his heroic behavior along the way, but more people kept saying that now there are martial arts masters everywhere performing, cheating people to collect money, and martial arts training schools are being built everywhere.
As soon as he heard about the construction of a martial arts training school, Dong Qilang's heart was extremely uncomfortable. When will this be stopped?
No one in this world has come forward, this phenomenon will be more widespread, although my personal strength is weak, but it is better than no one standing up, work a hundred times, gain a point, but also work hard.
Dong Qilang didn't want to be disturbed, so he walked out of the square alone, and then looked for a small street with few people, got rid of those who were curious and did good things, and stayed in the Mountain Flower Valley Hotel in Kunming, Yunnan.
Dong Qilang had a good night's rest at the Kunming Mountain Flower Valley Hotel, and slept until ten o'clock in the morning the next day, when he got up, washed his face indiscriminately, and then went to the street to have breakfast.
After breakfast, Dong Qilang felt that people were much more relaxed, and there was nothing to do for the time being, so he asked passers-by where the nearest park was, and he wanted to sit in the park and relax completely.
As soon as I walked to the entrance of Xiangyang Street, I was greeted by a short and fat old man with yellow skin and a scorched yellow beard, who looked like he was in his fifties, quite honest, and dressed like a local. Dong Qilang approached the short and fat old man and asked respectfully:
"The old man is disturbed, is there a park nearby?"
"Yes, yes, you turn left and walk through a street, and then go straight down a street, and you're not far from the nearest park. ”
"Okay, thank you, old man. ”
The short, fat old man with yellow skin didn't say anything, and walked away with a pair of fat hands on his back.
Dong Qilang followed the direction pointed out by the old man, turned left and crossed a street, and walked a straight road, which became a T-shaped intersection.
He was just about to ask for directions, and came a hunchbacked old man on crutches, older than the short and fat old man just now, afraid that he was over sixty years old, and his head felt like he was going to retract into his stomach, it seemed that he had suffered from dwarfism, and he coughed again and again as he walked.
Dong Qilang was hesitating which way to go, there were no extra people in front of him, he wanted to ask this hunchbacked old man, and he didn't want to disturb him when he looked like him. At this time, the hunchbacked old man spoke first:
"Young man, you can't find your way, can you?"
"Yes, sir, how do I get to the nearest park?"
Dong Qilang asked the hunchbacked old man honestly.
"You're just looking for me for directions. ”
The hunchbacked old man pointed to the right with the cane in his hand, "Walk three hundred meters along the road on the right, and you will see a row of verdant willow trees, and there is a gate next to the willow trees, and there are a few words on the door 'Pearl Wetland Park', and when you get there, you will arrive." ”
"Thank you, old man, for your advice. The hunchbacked old man didn't say anything, and walked away with his cane and swaying away.