Chapter 42: Selected
The third test of the Tianhuang Mountain Phoenix God Servant Boy's audition: talent, officially began.
As an immortal, with endless longevity, in addition to cultivation, he will cultivate some of his own little hobbies, at this time, everyone is not worried that he has no talent, but he doesn't know what talent to perform!
The people of Tianhuang Mountain, they have never seen it, and the ghost knows what these judges like to watch!
Shao Hao is good at dancing, which is known to the entire heavenly realm, but his dancing is too revealing of his identity, so he chose to tell jokes!
It's so boring to sing and dance.
"Once upon a time, there was a god who wanted to learn to paint on a whim, so he came to the world as a mortal, and after the class, the painter asked everyone to hand in their paintings, and the gods went to the painter and said, "Put my painting on top." The painter was puzzled and asked, "Why?" and the god said, "I painted an egg, and I am afraid that it will be crushed if I put it underneath." ”
Shao Hao desperately restrained himself from laughing, and forced himself to finish the joke with an expressionless face.
Hahaha, it's so funny! But Shao Hao's eyes swept and found that the four judges didn't laugh, not only did they not laugh, why did they look like they wanted to come over and smoke him?
"Ahem," he said another one with an idea, "there was a crab spirit who was drunk one day and accidentally bumped into the loach spirit, and the loach spirit scolded angrily on the spot: You are blind! The crab spirit whispered aggrievedly: I am a crab." When the loach spirit saw that he had hit someone, he dared to talk back, and scolded back: You are blind! The crab spirit was also angry, he clearly said that he was a crab, and the loach spirit still said that he was a shrimp, so he also yelled back: I am a crab. Then they scolded each other for three days and three nights because of the crab and the shrimp!"
That's not right, Shao Hao looked at the four judges who still didn't have any reaction, and rolled his eyes psychologically, what kind of wood are the people in Tianhuang Mountain, and they don't have any taste at all!
But when he thought of the purpose of his coming here, he endured it!
So Shao Hao adjusted his mood and planned to tell another joke, but then the goddess in Tsing Yi standing aside couldn't help it, and she said, "Okay, you go down." ”
Shao Hao had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, his grandmother had a leg, and she really wanted to slap this wooden woman to death.
But he is helpless, in someone else's territory, what if he is the son of the emperor?
Just as he walked down the stage aggrievedly, suddenly a judge stood up, "Wait, this is my clearance token, for you." ”
Shao Hao looked back in surprise, he really didn't understand why this person gave him a clearance token so quickly, and she didn't seem to be amused by his jokes at all?
Whatever!
Shao Hao happily took the token, and Xi Zizi waited aside.
Except for him who received the clearance token on the spot, everyone else waited until everyone had finished performing before receiving the token from the judges.
This time, the goddess of Tsing Yi took the four people who got the clearance token to another low mountain, but this mountain was closer to the main peak.
On this hill, there is a row of low houses, and a plaque reads: Canteen. When you walk in, you can see that it is a kitchen, and all kinds of types are very complete for you.
"Then comes the fourth and final test! The rule is to make one dish per person with the ingredients of this kitchen, finish it in one hour, and then I will send it to the phoenix god to taste, and then the phoenix god will choose one of you to be the waiter. ”
When an hour had passed, the four of them brought out four dishes, covered them with lids, and arranged them neatly on the tray.
The goddess of Tsing Yi ordered the maid to wait at the door of Qiwu Pavilion halfway up Tianhuang Mountain, and she entered Qiwu Pavilion steadily with four dishes.
Above the central hall of the main hall of Qiwu Pavilion, a woman with red hair and red eyes and a cold temperament was half-leaning, lazily holding a book and reading.
The goddess in Tsing Yi held the dish and knelt down to salute, "Lord Fengshen, the dish is ready, please taste it." ”
"Well, let it go. ”
A faint voice came, and the goddess in Tsing Yi heard the order and carefully stepped forward to place the four dishes neatly on the table, and then respectfully retreated to the side and waited.
Feng Shen waved his hand, "You stand down first." ”
"Yes, my subordinates are retiring, please use it slowly. ”
The goddess of Tsing Yi respectfully retreated outside the hall, but did not dare to walk away, and the phoenix god would announce the candidate after a while.
Feng Shen put down the book in his hand and turned his gaze to the four dishes.
After tasting them one by one, they were all good, but when the lid of the last dish was lifted, Feng Shen was stunned for a moment.
A bowl of colorless, odorless, steaming boiled water?
I tried it with chopsticks dipped in water, and it was really plain water.
Lord Fengshen put down his chopsticks and called, "Qingluan." ”
Qingluan, the goddess of Tsing Yi, walked in quickly, knelt down and saluted, "My subordinates are here!"
Feng Shen pointed to the bowl of boiled water and asked, "Who made this dish?"
Qingluan replied respectfully: "This is Bai Hao's doing, what's the matter, Lord Fengshen?"
Feng Shen nodded slightly, his face was grim, "Just choose him, you remove all of these." ”
Qingluan ordered: "Yes." ”
Qingluan stepped forward to clean up, and found that the dishes made by Bai Hao turned out to be a bowl of boiled water for Lord Fengshen, and he was so angry in his heart that he dared to say: "Lord Fengshen, my subordinates are presumptuous, why did you choose Bai Hao?"
"Oh, Qingluan doesn't like him. ”
"The subordinates don't dare, they just think that he is too neglectful of you, and they are afraid that he will not take care of you. ”
"I'm so dull that I'm affected even by you, so it's good to bring in someone who is clever and interesting. ”
"Yes, my subordinates are talkative. ”
When Qingluan returned to the cafeteria with the news, the other three left disappointed when they heard the news, but Shao Hao, who stayed, was a little incredulous.
Originally, he had already given up, this bullshit phoenix god recruited a waiter and had to be able to cook, he really didn't plan to serve, it was a big deal to think of something else.
That's why he just boiled a boiled water.
Plain water can also be considered a dish, and it also defeated the other three?
Could it be that his identity has been revealed?
The more Shao Hao thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible, so since it was exposed, what grandson did he pretend?
"Ahem!" Shao Hao cleared his throat, regained his original bullish momentum, and unceremoniously instructed Qingluan: "Take me to see Fengshen." ”
Qingluan originally looked at Bai Hao unhappy, but as soon as she announced that Fengshen had chosen him, he completely changed his appearance, and this posture didn't take her seriously at all.
Qingluan's tone was not good, and he scolded loudly: "Bai Hao! Even if Lord Fengshen chooses you, you are just a boy, so you don't know how to be polite, and there is no one in your eyes, it seems that I have to teach you a good lesson first, so as not to collide with Lord Fengshen! Take Bai Hao to the meditation room to reflect on it first, and then release him when he will figure out the situation!"
"Yes. ”
The two maids stepped forward, locked Shao Hao, and took him away.